Liar, liar, pants on fire
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When I was in my 20's and weighed 105-110 pounds, I got asked a lot whether my boobs were real (size DD). Some even asked if they could touch them to confirm :noway:
Sadly, nobody asks anymore ...
Awwww..... Can I touch to see if they're real. You know, just trying to help out. :P0 -
Ppl think that Im nice. secretly im mean.
I've never thought that about you.0 -
Aaah, I know many people are convinced I'm the calm, studying girl; but thing is...
I curse and swear a lot! And absolutely love to party! And that I adore dubstep and weirdo music :drinker: !0 -
People don't believe I have awesome calves, and when I bet them money they jump at it and LOSE!!!!!! Hey, they have to carry my fat a** around of course my legs will be awesome!! lol
Also, no one believes my weight. Yes I know 1 pound of fat and 1 pound of muscle weighs the same, just muscle will take up less space...duh!
Lastly, I secretly wish I was girly-ish and not so athletic/boyish. (ok, so I love manual labor and working in a machine shop...so what?? lol)0 -
I'm a ninja turtle
Do you believe it?
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That I've designed/created 80% of my costumes.
I used to ride sportbike, had five different bikes, and never got into an accident with any of them.
I'm 38 and I still get carded in Vegas. Very annoying.0 -
People don't believe I'm a grandma
that I have tattoos
that I used to go to heavy metal concerts and still listen lol
that I failed my freshman year of highschool and went on to have a perfect gpa through college
and they don't believe my first name is my real name LOL:laugh:
oh and that I've never been on an airplane or even two feet in the door of an airport0 -
People evidently don't believe I can spell my own first name... it is Marca NOT Marcia or Marcus, thanks for correcting that for me!!!
People don't believe that my figure used to be compared to a Barbie doll.... I am twice the woman I used to be!!!
People don't believe that I am sick most days because I hide it so I can do stuff .... SHHHH don't tell my husband!
People don't believe I can BOTH use a chain saw AND can arrange flowers!!! LOL!!!0 -
People have a hard time believing I used to weigh almost 300 pounds. I was very fortunate and didn't end up with bat wings or lots of excess skin and, even though I have added some squish from my smallest/fittest, I still look like a pretty fit, healthy person and not like someone who spent years being morbidly obese.
Also, people don't believe I am old enough to have an almost 11 year old son, even though I think I look my age (29), in part because my almost 11 year old son looks quite a bit older and I don't look old enough to have a young teen.0 -
That I'm a doctor of psychology. I kind of like people not knowing because otherwise they think you're analyzing them.0
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People can't believe my age. I go into town and get pestered about skipping school. Or I get people pulling over if i'm in the morning asking if I missed the bus, (Friendly town, teachers give lifts all the time)
Like REALLY? I'm 20 years old! Graduated from the school most the teachers ask if I need a lift from. lol0 -
Sometimes I still go to play with my no longer existent tongue ring...looks a bit funny! lol. I kinda want an industrial, but IDK how accepted that one is. I mean, I can cover it easily. But still.
I wanted to get an industrial piercing, but the piercer said I didn't have ideal ears and that it would take a lot longer to heal properly. I opted not to get the piercing because with another piercing they told me that and I ignored their advice, and well, it took a year and a half to heal instead of 8 weeks.
People don't believe my weight; I hide the pounds well, I guess.
I've been told I look too nice to have tattoos and piercings.
Nobody believes me when I tell them what I do for a living; I've even had to show proof of my professional certifications.
When I go to a new doctor, they don't believe that I have asthma and don't use an inhaler.0 -
That I lived in Alaska and that I did not live in an igloo...crazy lower 48'ers0
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A lot of people thought I was a smoker before I smoked
Now I do smoke people are really suprised that I smoke lol
People never believe I weigh over 11st (154lbs) or that i'm 41
The funniest though is when they realise I have my tongue peirced, they think i'm so straight laced:smokin: :drinker:0 -
I am a grandmother. They say, "You don't look old enough to have grandchildren." Sometimes I smile mischieviously and say, "I'm not."0
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I am a grandmother. They say, "You don't look old enough to have grandchildren." Sometimes I smile mischieviously and say, "I'm not."
To your Credit, You are Stunning. Have you ever Modeled?0 -
I am a grandmother. They say, "You don't look old enough to have grandchildren." Sometimes I smile mischieviously and say, "I'm not."
To your Credit, You are Stunning. Have you ever Modeled?
a wild white knight appears0
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