The Cleanse

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  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    rrruuunnn wrote: »
    chivalryder wrote: »
    rrruuunnn wrote: »
    Im not sure if you are talking about laxative or detox or. If i have a soup with cilantro garlic hemp oil. My body fatiques and pimples It is the body detoxifying. I saw a sudden drop in weight. I gotta start again

    That sounds more like an allergic reaction.

    It also sounds like detox

    No, just an allergic reaction.

    Your skin doesn't detox anything. Your kidneys and liver do, though. they don't create pimples though.

    However, if you're so convinced, could you please inform me of HOW your skin is detoxing, what toxins it's removing and how your body can't do so on its own without voodoo magic?
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
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    kimmiebrito wrote: »
    AND I personally know two people who cured their diabetes using herbalife & the nutribullet. They are both over 40 and never looked better. I know even more people without any diseases who have lost weight using these plans as well.


    Two trolls in one thread?

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  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,261 Member
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    TR0berts wrote: »
    kimmiebrito wrote: »
    AND I personally know two people who cured their diabetes using herbalife & the nutribullet. They are both over 40 and never looked better. I know even more people without any diseases who have lost weight using these plans as well.


    Two trolls in one thread?

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    no Kimmiebrito honestly believes in the juice cleanse. Hopefully she will realise later that the nutribullet seller and that DR in her link our just out for money.
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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    kimmiebrito wrote: »
    Fat sick & nearly dead
    Food inc
    Supersize me
    Forks over knives
    The gerson miracle
    You guys need to stop being ignorant, food fuels our body.
    You put *kitten* into it you get *kitten* in return
    You overload your micronutrients -- it'll work wonders.
    That's why you hear of so many people ridding of their diabetes by changing the way they eat.
    And it's not a coincidence that some people who live under the same household, though not related, develop diabetes.
    Your diet is crucial to how your body functions.

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  • lorenswan
    lorenswan Posts: 30 Member
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    https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/a-beginners-guide-to-your-metabolism/?native_client=1

    and..... I told u so....
  • psuLemon
    psuLemon Posts: 38,389 MFP Moderator
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    lorenswan wrote: »
    https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/a-beginners-guide-to-your-metabolism/?native_client=1

    and..... I told u so....

    What does this prove.. it's a guide to the metabolism. It has nothing to do with a cleanse.
  • brianpperkins
    brianpperkins Posts: 6,124 Member
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    lorenswan wrote: »
    https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/a-beginners-guide-to-your-metabolism/?native_client=1

    and..... I told u so....

    Are you even aware of what you're telling people at this point? The link you just provided says nothing about cleanses.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    I can usually happily face palm on a cleanse thread, but anyone claiming juicing can cure diabetes is dangerous and needs a slap down (with education, of course)
  • 6502programmer
    6502programmer Posts: 515 Member
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    psulemon wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/a-beginners-guide-to-your-metabolism/?native_client=1

    and..... I told u so....

    What does this prove.. it's a guide to the metabolism. It has nothing to do with a cleanse.

    Did you even read the link?? The picture has fruits and vegetables. CASE. CLOSED.
  • 6502programmer
    6502programmer Posts: 515 Member
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    shell1005 wrote: »
    The water for cleanses isn't free yo. You can't use tap water. That won't flush the toxins. You have to use bottles purified water. Otherwise...no deal.

    Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?
    Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
    Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?
  • barbecuesauce
    barbecuesauce Posts: 1,779 Member
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    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    I can usually happily face palm on a cleanse thread, but anyone claiming juicing can cure diabetes is dangerous and needs a slap down (with education, of course)

    And also with hands
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,671 Member
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    I should really let my BIL know that all he has to do to cure his diabeetus is do a cleanse. Since he's already slim, weight isn't his issue. I'm so glad I found this thread!
  • Marilyn0924
    Marilyn0924 Posts: 797 Member
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    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    I should really let my BIL know that all he has to do to cure his diabeetus is do a cleanse. Since he's already slim, weight isn't his issue. I'm so glad I found this thread!

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  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    Marilyn0924 wrote: »
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    I should really let my BIL know that all he has to do to cure his diabeetus is do a cleanse. Since he's already slim, weight isn't his issue. I'm so glad I found this thread!

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    Awesome!!
  • ravendyebrown
    ravendyebrown Posts: 5 Member
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    Everyday detox is really gd by yogi
  • IsaackGMOON
    IsaackGMOON Posts: 3,358 Member
    edited July 2015
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    ravendyebrown wrote: »
    Everyday detox is really gd by yogi

    Is it?

    strong first post
  • ravendyebrown
    ravendyebrown Posts: 5 Member
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    Yogi has a tea to help with water weight, ive had success with both, check out. Just a suggestion

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