The Cleanse

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  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
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    lorenswan wrote: »
    Annie_01 wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Ok. Why is everyone so angry? And why is everyone saying "don't waste your money" and "it has absolutely nothing to do with weight loss" Because
    1. cleanses dont cost anything.
    2. you can loose weight. (or gain, if that is your goal)

    So no one here has had success? Okay.

    Guess what, a lot of people got fat from
    doing P90X. lol

    I didn't read any responses that sounded angry.

    Here is what you asked in your OP...

    "I'm thinking about doing a cleanse for a few days. What are the benefits? How does that work? And wouldnt I just gain the weight right back? "

    I think that all of us have tried to give you the answers to those questions. I think you are just angry because we didn't give you the answers that you wanted hear.

    Life is like that sometimes...

    well its like my momma always said, if you dont have anything nice to say.....

    Life is like that sometimes...

    and yet you're the one calling people haters? That doesn't make sense.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
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    lorenswan wrote: »
    I did a cleanse. I felt better. I lost weight. I kept it off.

    I have a friend. She did a cleanse. She could finally gain weight and stop looking anorexic.

    My grandmother did a cleanse. Discovered certain foods that dont agree with her so she takes a vegetable
    enzyme now.

    My dog got sick. The vet suggested a cleanse. (chicken broth for a day). He felt a lot better.

    I thought I'd find other people on here that could share their stories, but it sounds like you're all a bunch of haters.

    Yes, even my dog thinks your haters.

    When was the last time I did a cleanse? I dunno five years ago. Why do you guys even care?! lol

    Ah - troll.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
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    There's nowt so odd as folk

    Let me ask you a question not a single detox manufacturer has every answered...what exactly are you cleansing your body of?

    Nobody really cares what you believe, if you have a psychological belief in cleansing go for it ...just because biologically it's a waste of time shouldn't matter because the placebo effect should be adequate to make a difference for you and get you sticking to a CI<CO weight loss plan

    But the issue is people reading this and thinking that a cleanse will help them do anything ..it won't ...it's about cico
  • rhyolite_
    rhyolite_ Posts: 188 Member
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    lorenswan wrote: »
    Annie_01 wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Ok. Why is everyone so angry? And why is everyone saying "don't waste your money" and "it has absolutely nothing to do with weight loss" Because
    1. cleanses dont cost anything.
    2. you can loose weight. (or gain, if that is your goal)

    So no one here has had success? Okay.

    Guess what, a lot of people got fat from
    doing P90X. lol

    I didn't read any responses that sounded angry.

    Here is what you asked in your OP...

    "I'm thinking about doing a cleanse for a few days. What are the benefits? How does that work? And wouldnt I just gain the weight right back? "

    I think that all of us have tried to give you the answers to those questions. I think you are just angry because we didn't give you the answers that you wanted hear.

    Life is like that sometimes...

    well its like my momma always said, if you dont have anything nice to say.....

    Life is like that sometimes...

    How is disagreeing with you equivalent to being a hater or being mean?

    You've stated things that are scientifically false. People are allowed to tell you that. How you feel and anecdotal evidence is not fact.

    You're on MFP, a calorie counting based program, arguing that weight loss/weight gain is not about CICO...
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Iron_Feline wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    I did a cleanse. I felt better. I lost weight. I kept it off.

    I have a friend. She did a cleanse. She could finally gain weight and stop looking anorexic.

    My grandmother did a cleanse. Discovered certain foods that dont agree with her so she takes a vegetable
    enzyme now.

    My dog got sick. The vet suggested a cleanse. (chicken broth for a day). He felt a lot better.

    I thought I'd find other people on here that could share their stories, but it sounds like you're all a bunch of haters.

    Yes, even my dog thinks your haters.

    When was the last time I did a cleanse? I dunno five years ago. Why do you guys even care?! lol

    Ah - troll.

    Bingo!
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
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    lorenswan wrote: »
    I'm thinking about doing a cleanse for a few days. What are the benefits? How does that work? And wouldnt I just gain the weight right back?

    If you've done them before - and everyone and your dog has had great success on them - why would you ask these questions.

    :trollface:
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    I suspect she'll be starting another thread telling you all how mean you are in 5..4..3..2..1...
  • levitateme
    levitateme Posts: 999 Member
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    Iron_Feline wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    I did a cleanse. I felt better. I lost weight. I kept it off.

    I have a friend. She did a cleanse. She could finally gain weight and stop looking anorexic.

    My grandmother did a cleanse. Discovered certain foods that dont agree with her so she takes a vegetable
    enzyme now.

    My dog got sick. The vet suggested a cleanse. (chicken broth for a day). He felt a lot better.

    I thought I'd find other people on here that could share their stories, but it sounds like you're all a bunch of haters.

    Yes, even my dog thinks your haters.

    When was the last time I did a cleanse? I dunno five years ago. Why do you guys even care?! lol

    Ah - troll.
    I can't fathom why people always fall for this kind of trolling. If someone posts multiple low-content threads and is argumentative, they are obviously trying to get a rise out of people.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
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    levitateme wrote: »
    Iron_Feline wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    I did a cleanse. I felt better. I lost weight. I kept it off.

    I have a friend. She did a cleanse. She could finally gain weight and stop looking anorexic.

    My grandmother did a cleanse. Discovered certain foods that dont agree with her so she takes a vegetable
    enzyme now.

    My dog got sick. The vet suggested a cleanse. (chicken broth for a day). He felt a lot better.

    I thought I'd find other people on here that could share their stories, but it sounds like you're all a bunch of haters.

    Yes, even my dog thinks your haters.

    When was the last time I did a cleanse? I dunno five years ago. Why do you guys even care?! lol

    Ah - troll.
    I can't fathom why people always fall for this kind of trolling. If someone posts multiple low-content threads and is argumentative, they are obviously trying to get a rise out of people.

    I'm bored in work.

    And to be fair we do get noobs who ask - then realise it's dumb so don't do it.

    We post against it for those people and the lurkers.
  • rjmudlax13
    rjmudlax13 Posts: 909 Member
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    Trololololo...lo..lo....lo....lo
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    lorenswan wrote: »
    I did a cleanse. I felt better. I lost weight. I kept it off.

    I have a friend. She did a cleanse. She could finally gain weight and stop looking anorexic.

    My grandmother did a cleanse. Discovered certain foods that dont agree with her so she takes a vegetable
    enzyme now.

    My dog got sick. The vet suggested a cleanse. (chicken broth for a day). He felt a lot better.

    When was the last time I did a cleanse? I dunno five years ago. Why do you guys even care?! lol

    [Edited by MFP Mods]

    so... if your entire family does cleanses already why did you come on asking "What are the benefits?" and "How does it work?" Now you're really making stuff up aren't you?
    And the dog.. seriously?
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    Iron_Feline wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    I'm thinking about doing a cleanse for a few days. What are the benefits? How does that work? And wouldnt I just gain the weight right back?

    If you've done them before - and everyone and your dog has had great success on them - why would you ask these questions.

    :trollface:

    we had the same thought, about the same time. lol B)
  • lorenswan
    lorenswan Posts: 30 Member
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    you guys are too serious
  • Annie_01
    Annie_01 Posts: 3,096 Member
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    lorenswan wrote: »
    Annie_01 wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Ok. Why is everyone so angry? And why is everyone saying "don't waste your money" and "it has absolutely nothing to do with weight loss" Because
    1. cleanses dont cost anything.
    2. you can loose weight. (or gain, if that is your goal)

    So no one here has had success? Okay.

    Guess what, a lot of people got fat from
    doing P90X. lol

    I didn't read any responses that sounded angry.

    Here is what you asked in your OP...

    "I'm thinking about doing a cleanse for a few days. What are the benefits? How does that work? And wouldnt I just gain the weight right back? "

    I think that all of us have tried to give you the answers to those questions. I think you are just angry because we didn't give you the answers that you wanted hear.

    Life is like that sometimes...

    well its like my momma always said, if you dont have anything nice to say.....

    Life is like that sometimes...

    I'm sorry...please point out what was NOT nice about my post.

    To make it easy I will repost it...

    "I think that all of us have tried to give you the answers to those questions. I think you are just angry because we didn't give you the answers that you wanted hear.

    Life is like that sometimes..."

  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
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    Why post a question, when you already made up your mind how good it is?

    I would say go for it...dont forget to eat in a deficit to lose weight too.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    lorenswan wrote: »
    you guys are too serious

    What did you expect, knock-knock jokes?

    You asked questions. We answered. That's how adult conversation works.
  • rjmudlax13
    rjmudlax13 Posts: 909 Member
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    Obvious troll is obvious.

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