True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    @RoxieDawn


    today my lunch contained both cheese and bacon.


    please, please forgive me.

    whats wrong with cheese and bacon... mmmmm bacon...
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    A squirrel asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me for the rest of my life.

    Are you watching interactive children's television or should we be worried about you
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    A squirrel asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me for the rest of my life.

    YOU MONSTER!
  • mishelnkiki1
    mishelnkiki1 Posts: 87 Member
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    I confess that my face tells all. every single mood I have, you can tell by my face!
  • mishelnkiki1
    mishelnkiki1 Posts: 87 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I prefer to be smooth manscaped. Have been since running days in high school.

    There is nothing wrong with that!
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I prefer to be smooth manscaped. Have been since running days in high school.

    And that's about all the details I'll need. Thanks! :kissing_smiling_eyes:
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    Ha! Timshel. Do what feels good
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    Blushing at the mole rat? Or the extra inch??
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited November 2017
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    @RoxieDawn


    today my lunch contained both cheese and bacon.


    please, please forgive me.

    LMAO

    .. I confess that my dinner may or may not have contained bacon or cheese.

    it did
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I prefer to be smooth manscaped. Have been since running days in high school.

    And that's about all the details I'll need. Thanks! :kissing_smiling_eyes:

    Details:
    • Get in the shower
    • Soap man bits
    • razor man bit carefully
    • Stare in mirror at naked mole rat looking objects.
    • Enjoy the extra optical inch.

    Repeat as needed.

    Lmao
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    I eat bacon nearly every day :/
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    A squirrel asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me for the rest of my life.

    Are you watching interactive children's television or should we be worried about you

    Since I don't have kids I decline to answer

    It IS the cofessions thread,

    Remember swiper can't swipe if you tell him no!
  • caramelgyrlk
    caramelgyrlk Posts: 1,112 Member
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    I ate chocolate and didn't log it (whawwwwwww)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    A squirrel asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me for the rest of my life.

    That's weird. It's usually just chipmunks that ask me. However, I lie to them all the time because it's none of their damn chipmunk business!
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I work with a lab in Nashville daily. And speak to the general manager there multiple times a day. He has a dreamy southern voice. I have had this image in my head for months as I have never met him. Till today. It was a surprise visit. He was in the area and wanted to come by to meet me. I was thinking that the image in my head was going to be ruined. But no, in fact it was quite the opposite. CRAP.

    :o:D

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