True Confessions - Don't Judge
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nolan44219 wrote: »
hhhmm.. really? you know this for a fact?
Yes! It has to be. Every time I spent close to or over an hour in there I want to blow *kitten* up....0 -
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nolan44219 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »
hhhmm.. really? you know this for a fact?
Yes! It has to be. Every time I spent close to or over an hour in there I want to blow *kitten* up....
and while I thought you were implying because of my awesome Walmart shopping experience, I went in a casual shopper and came out a domestic terrorist. This would make for exciting local news.1 -
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I haven't been to the gym in 3 days. I've worked out at home but still feel like a slug.0
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You can't leave a box of double stuffed mint Oreo cookies around me becouse I destroy them!0
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MalkinMagic71 wrote: »I haven't been to the gym in 3 days. I've worked out at home but still feel like a slug.
you're not a slug, you're amazing0 -
I confess. I tried Miracle Whip before, and hated it. But today I tried it again, after years and years of refusing to. And I liked it. Saved 50 calories because I didn't use the Best Foods mayo.
Do The Whip. Do The Whip.
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I confess. I didn't go to the gym last night because I can't stand being around all the people who go back to the gym in January.1
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I confess I'm dreading going to exs and considering wining it up before I do0
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I went to Target on my lunch hour and all the fall food was on clearance. I got pumpkin spice special K cereal, apple cinnamon special K cereal, fiber one pumpkin bars, dark chocolate hazelnut luna bars, and hot chocolate clif bars. I'm the whitest girl to ever have whited. Though I can't get my hair in one of those cute messy ballerina buns...1
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I went to Target on my lunch hour and all the fall food was on clearance. I got pumpkin spice special K cereal, apple cinnamon special K cereal, fiber one pumpkin bars, dark chocolate hazelnut luna bars, and hot chocolate clif bars. I'm the whitest girl to ever have whited. Though I can't get my hair in one of those cute messy ballerina buns...
You're not a complete white girl unless you stopped at Starbucks on the way in and carried it around with while you shopped. Well, that is if your Targets have Starbucks.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I went to Target on my lunch hour and all the fall food was on clearance. I got pumpkin spice special K cereal, apple cinnamon special K cereal, fiber one pumpkin bars, dark chocolate hazelnut luna bars, and hot chocolate clif bars. I'm the whitest girl to ever have whited. Though I can't get my hair in one of those cute messy ballerina buns...
You're not a complete white girl unless you stopped at Starbucks on the way in and carried it around with while you shopped. Well, that is if your Targets have Starbucks.
it did but I totally missed it on the way in
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THEY HAVE PUMPKIN SPICED MINI WHEATS CEREAL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HEAVEN IS?
THE MILK IS LIKE A PSL. Mini wheats and PSL all in one?0 -
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I confess I have never opened the cats thread. But some days, I am tempted. Is it all actual pics of cats or am I missing something good?0
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I killed a man0
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What? I'm not sure how to respond to this. Are you in any way related to Hannibal Lecter?0 -
brandonation_81 wrote: »
What? I'm not sure how to respond to this. Are you in any way related to Hannibal Lecter?
haha it's based on this documentary I watched. two german guys met this way, one chopped the other's penis off, fried it, and tried to share it with him. When the amputee died, the dude butchered and ate him
edit: I've literally used 4 different versions of how to say penis, and none of them get the *kitten* but words for girls' parts do. Double standards, mfp...0 -
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brandonation_81 wrote: »
What? I'm not sure how to respond to this. Are you in any way related to Hannibal Lecter?
haha it's based on this documentary I watched. two german guys met this way, one chopped the other's penis off, fried it, and tried to share it with him. When the amputee died, the dude butchered and ate him
edit: I've literally used 4 different versions of how to say penis, and none of them get the *kitten* but words for girls' parts do. Double standards, mfp...
That's because there may be someone named Dick but there is no one named *kitten*.
Except a James Bond Character.0 -
brandonation_81 wrote: »
What? I'm not sure how to respond to this. Are you in any way related to Hannibal Lecter?
haha it's based on this documentary I watched. two german guys met this way, one chopped the other's penis off, fried it, and tried to share it with him. When the amputee died, the dude butchered and ate him
edit: I've literally used 4 different versions of how to say penis, and none of them get the *kitten* but words for girls' parts do. Double standards, mfp...
That's because there may be someone named Dick but there is no one named *kitten*.
Except a James Bond Character.
but can you say vagina? Oh. Maybe actual scientific names are okay. But what about *kitten*? or *kitten*? wtf guys?0 -
brandonation_81 wrote: »
What? I'm not sure how to respond to this. Are you in any way related to Hannibal Lecter?
haha it's based on this documentary I watched. two german guys met this way, one chopped the other's penis off, fried it, and tried to share it with him. When the amputee died, the dude butchered and ate him
edit: I've literally used 4 different versions of how to say penis, and none of them get the *kitten* but words for girls' parts do. Double standards, mfp...
That's because there may be someone named Dick but there is no one named *kitten*.
Except a James Bond Character.
but can you say vagina?
As you see. But yes you should be able to use medical terms here.0 -
happilymegan wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I confess I have never opened the cats thread. But some days, I am tempted. Is it all actual pics of cats or am I missing something good?
It's cats. So yeah, you're missing something good.
We will have to agree to disagree.
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I confess I have never opened the cats thread. But some days, I am tempted. Is it all actual pics of cats or am I missing something good?
It's cats. So yeah, you're missing something good.
We will have to agree to disagree.
Woohoo, A woman after my own heart.0 -
Funny because I've also asked people who I did not meet in cannabalism chatrooms to eat me and I'm alive.
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