True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I confess I detest Walmart and I took a selfie when I got into my car from this lovely trip, and its neither bad or good, it looks like I should kill myself.

    Walmart is where terrorists are created!

    hhhmm.. really? you know this for a fact?

    Yes! It has to be. Every time I spent close to or over an hour in there I want to blow *kitten* up....
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I confess I detest Walmart and I took a selfie when I got into my car from this lovely trip, and its neither bad or good, it looks like I should kill myself.

    Walmart is where terrorists are created!

    hhhmm.. really? you know this for a fact?

    Yes! It has to be. Every time I spent close to or over an hour in there I want to blow *kitten* up....

    and while I thought you were implying because of my awesome Walmart shopping experience, I went in a casual shopper and came out a domestic terrorist. This would make for exciting local news.
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  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    I haven't been to the gym in 3 days. I've worked out at home but still feel like a slug.
  • jovanisaldivar
    jovanisaldivar Posts: 14 Member
    You can't leave a box of double stuffed mint Oreo cookies around me becouse I destroy them!
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    I haven't been to the gym in 3 days. I've worked out at home but still feel like a slug.

    you're not a slug, you're amazing
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    I confess. I tried Miracle Whip before, and hated it. But today I tried it again, after years and years of refusing to. And I liked it. Saved 50 calories because I didn't use the Best Foods mayo. :)
    Do The Whip. Do The Whip. :p
  • dcc56
    dcc56 Posts: 172 Member
    I confess. I didn't go to the gym last night because I can't stand being around all the people who go back to the gym in January.
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    I confess I'm dreading going to exs and considering wining it up before I do
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    I went to Target on my lunch hour and all the fall food was on clearance. I got pumpkin spice special K cereal, apple cinnamon special K cereal, fiber one pumpkin bars, dark chocolate hazelnut luna bars, and hot chocolate clif bars. I'm the whitest girl to ever have whited. Though I can't get my hair in one of those cute messy ballerina buns...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I went to Target on my lunch hour and all the fall food was on clearance. I got pumpkin spice special K cereal, apple cinnamon special K cereal, fiber one pumpkin bars, dark chocolate hazelnut luna bars, and hot chocolate clif bars. I'm the whitest girl to ever have whited. Though I can't get my hair in one of those cute messy ballerina buns...

    You're not a complete white girl unless you stopped at Starbucks on the way in and carried it around with while you shopped. Well, that is if your Targets have Starbucks.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I went to Target on my lunch hour and all the fall food was on clearance. I got pumpkin spice special K cereal, apple cinnamon special K cereal, fiber one pumpkin bars, dark chocolate hazelnut luna bars, and hot chocolate clif bars. I'm the whitest girl to ever have whited. Though I can't get my hair in one of those cute messy ballerina buns...

    You're not a complete white girl unless you stopped at Starbucks on the way in and carried it around with while you shopped. Well, that is if your Targets have Starbucks.

    it did but I totally missed it on the way in :(
  • lauamy96
    lauamy96 Posts: 102 Member
    edited January 2017
    THEY HAVE PUMPKIN SPICED MINI WHEATS CEREAL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HEAVEN IS?
    THE MILK IS LIKE A PSL. Mini wheats and PSL all in one?
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    lauamy96 wrote: »
    THEY HAVE PUMPKIN SPICED MINI WHEATS CEREAL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HEAVEN IS?
    THE MILK IS LIKE A PSL. Mini wheats and PSL all in one?

    that was totally there on clearance too haha. I was just spending too much and I like FMW the least, and I don't even eat that much cereal anyway haha
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I confess I have never opened the cats thread. But some days, I am tempted. Is it all actual pics of cats or am I missing something good?
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  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    I killed a man
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  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I killed a man

    THIS is what I am talking about.
    Did you do it just to watch him die?

    He asked me to kill him. We met in a cannibalism chat room and he wanted someone to kill him and eat him.
  • brandonation_81
    brandonation_81 Posts: 373 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I killed a man

    THIS is what I am talking about.
    Did you do it just to watch him die?

    He asked me to kill him. We met in a cannibalism chat room and he wanted someone to kill him and eat him.

    What? I'm not sure how to respond to this. Are you in any way related to Hannibal Lecter?
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    edited January 2017
    brandonation_81 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I killed a man

    THIS is what I am talking about.
    Did you do it just to watch him die?

    He asked me to kill him. We met in a cannibalism chat room and he wanted someone to kill him and eat him.

    What? I'm not sure how to respond to this. Are you in any way related to Hannibal Lecter?

    haha it's based on this documentary I watched. two german guys met this way, one chopped the other's penis off, fried it, and tried to share it with him. When the amputee died, the dude butchered and ate him

    edit: I've literally used 4 different versions of how to say penis, and none of them get the *kitten* but words for girls' parts do. Double standards, mfp...
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  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    the guy said he tasted like pork
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    I confess I hate liars

    you love it
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2017
    angelxsss wrote: »
    brandonation_81 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I killed a man

    THIS is what I am talking about.
    Did you do it just to watch him die?

    He asked me to kill him. We met in a cannibalism chat room and he wanted someone to kill him and eat him.

    What? I'm not sure how to respond to this. Are you in any way related to Hannibal Lecter?

    haha it's based on this documentary I watched. two german guys met this way, one chopped the other's penis off, fried it, and tried to share it with him. When the amputee died, the dude butchered and ate him

    edit: I've literally used 4 different versions of how to say penis, and none of them get the *kitten* but words for girls' parts do. Double standards, mfp...

    That's because there may be someone named Dick but there is no one named *kitten*.

    Except a James Bond Character.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    edited January 2017
    cee134 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    brandonation_81 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I killed a man

    THIS is what I am talking about.
    Did you do it just to watch him die?

    He asked me to kill him. We met in a cannibalism chat room and he wanted someone to kill him and eat him.

    What? I'm not sure how to respond to this. Are you in any way related to Hannibal Lecter?

    haha it's based on this documentary I watched. two german guys met this way, one chopped the other's penis off, fried it, and tried to share it with him. When the amputee died, the dude butchered and ate him

    edit: I've literally used 4 different versions of how to say penis, and none of them get the *kitten* but words for girls' parts do. Double standards, mfp...

    That's because there may be someone named Dick but there is no one named *kitten*.

    Except a James Bond Character.

    but can you say vagina? Oh. Maybe actual scientific names are okay. But what about *kitten*? or *kitten*? wtf guys?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    brandonation_81 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I killed a man

    THIS is what I am talking about.
    Did you do it just to watch him die?

    He asked me to kill him. We met in a cannibalism chat room and he wanted someone to kill him and eat him.

    What? I'm not sure how to respond to this. Are you in any way related to Hannibal Lecter?

    haha it's based on this documentary I watched. two german guys met this way, one chopped the other's penis off, fried it, and tried to share it with him. When the amputee died, the dude butchered and ate him

    edit: I've literally used 4 different versions of how to say penis, and none of them get the *kitten* but words for girls' parts do. Double standards, mfp...

    That's because there may be someone named Dick but there is no one named *kitten*.

    Except a James Bond Character.

    but can you say vagina?

    As you see. But yes you should be able to use medical terms here.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    happilymegan wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I confess I have never opened the cats thread. But some days, I am tempted. Is it all actual pics of cats or am I missing something good?

    It's cats. So yeah, you're missing something good.

    We will have to agree to disagree. ;):#
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    happilymegan wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I confess I have never opened the cats thread. But some days, I am tempted. Is it all actual pics of cats or am I missing something good?

    It's cats. So yeah, you're missing something good.

    We will have to agree to disagree. ;):#

    Woohoo, A woman after my own heart.
  • lauamy96
    lauamy96 Posts: 102 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I killed a man

    THIS is what I am talking about.
    Did you do it just to watch him die?

    He asked me to kill him. We met in a cannibalism chat room and he wanted someone to kill him and eat him.
    Funny because I've also asked people who I did not meet in cannabalism chatrooms to eat me and I'm alive.

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