True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    devron0129 wrote: »
    I just ate shrimp pasta with alfredo sauce. How will it affect my diet?

    Death is imminent
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    devron0129 wrote: »
    I just ate shrimp pasta with alfredo sauce. How will it affect my diet?

    Death is imminent

    Aka eat more.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    I've eaten crap all day today and I'm headed to get sushi now. 0 regrets. Leg day tomorrow.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    F I r the second time I've avoided this lady in my hood. She's one of my dad's former chemo nurses and she lives a block over. Today I saw her at the bread bakery (as opposed to the donut one). I'll have to say hi sometime but I just don't feel like dealing with that right now, nor in a store.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Have a slight infatuation right now. Too funny.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Have a slight infatuation right now. Too funny.

    Tell us more? Fully confess.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    jjewell1981 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Have a slight infatuation right now. Too funny.

    Tell us more? Fully confess.

    I meant flatulation. Yes. Must have been that old salad.
    Move along.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I confess I've never personalized my home. No pictures...no decorations on my walls... Just the basics. Home never felt like home to me.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    Sometimes I want to reach into the computer on mfp and just shake some sense into people. And also dudes. Sometimes I admit I want to shake sense into certain dudes too.

    If you shake them in the wrong place, sometimes the sense just spills right out of them

    Lol.
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    Sometimes I want to reach into the computer on mfp and just shake some sense into people. And also dudes. Sometimes I admit I want to shake sense into certain dudes too.

    If you shake them in the wrong place, sometimes the sense just spills right out of them

    I know. You usually have to catch it with your mouth too, since your hands are so busy shaking them. Don't want to waste any of the little sense they have.

    So that's how you women get so smart. Hmmm... who woulda thunk it?
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  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    Sometimes I want to reach into the computer on mfp and just shake some sense into people. And also dudes. Sometimes I admit I want to shake sense into certain dudes too.

    If you shake them in the wrong place, sometimes the sense just spills right out of them

    I know. You usually have to catch it with your mouth too, since your hands are so busy shaking them. Don't want to waste any of the little sense they have.

    Exactly. Then you kiss him and spit it back in his mouth. It's called snowballing. They need it.

    Hahaha this all sounded fun till littlemiss had to ruin it for me.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    I know. You usually have to catch it with your mouth too, since your hands are so busy shaking them. Don't want to waste any of the little sense they have.

    First I was all yeah!

    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Exactly. Then you kiss him and spit it back in his mouth. It's called snowballing. They need it.
    Then I was like
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    I confess I don't really want to work tonight after squats yesterday.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    Sometimes I want to reach into the computer on mfp and just shake some sense into people. And also dudes. Sometimes I admit I want to shake sense into certain dudes too.

    Are dudes not people too?
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  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    o:)
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    Sometimes I want to reach into the computer on mfp and just shake some sense into people. And also dudes. Sometimes I admit I want to shake sense into certain dudes too.

    If you shake them in the wrong place, sometimes the sense just spills right out of them

    I know. You usually have to catch it with your mouth too, since your hands are so busy shaking them. Don't want to waste any of the little sense they have.

    Exactly. Then you kiss him and spit it back in his mouth. It's called snowballing. They need it.

    Hahaha this all sounded fun till littlemiss had to ruin it for me.
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    I know. You usually have to catch it with your mouth too, since your hands are so busy shaking them. Don't want to waste any of the little sense they have.

    First I was all yeah!

    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Exactly. Then you kiss him and spit it back in his mouth. It's called snowballing. They need it.
    Then I was like

    Prudes

  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    Sometimes I want to reach into the computer on mfp and just shake some sense into people. And also dudes. Sometimes I admit I want to shake sense into certain dudes too.

    If you shake them in the wrong place, sometimes the sense just spills right out of them

    I know. You usually have to catch it with your mouth too, since your hands are so busy shaking them. Don't want to waste any of the little sense they have.

    Exactly. Then you kiss him and spit it back in his mouth. It's called snowballing. They need it.

    Hahaha this all sounded fun till littlemiss had to ruin it for me.
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    I know. You usually have to catch it with your mouth too, since your hands are so busy shaking them. Don't want to waste any of the little sense they have.

    First I was all yeah!

    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Exactly. Then you kiss him and spit it back in his mouth. It's called snowballing. They need it.
    Then I was like

    Prudes

    Meh, notice I didn't finish my
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I confess that this process of shaking sense into people and yes even dudes is creeping me out quite a bit!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    trying to get my mind in a good place is tough. I feel like im making progress then boom something happens.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2017
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I confess that this process of shaking sense into people and yes even dudes is creeping me out quite a bit!

    It's for the greater good. Otherwise men would have no sense left.

    Greater good is ok.. I cannot be a volunteer though..
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