True Confessions - Don't Judge
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Motorsheen wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »As much as I like to come off as a player with sex swagger, I read thread about threesomes, swinging and such, and I just would not have the confidence to feel I was with someone and didn't have their full attention. Suppose it is insecurity or just a very traditional mindset.
yeah I wouldn't be able to do that either. Even if the extraneous people are ones I've known for a while and am familiar with, I would always be insecure about my person finding out that someone's better than me/they prefer one of the others to me
I attempted a threesome once. It was the most awkward thing ever. Nothing like they make it look like in porn haha. Maybe I'm older and wiser now, but it would still be weird probably.
I attempted one too.
... but the neighbor's cat ran away.
Do I have to school you on this too?!!
I'm open to any and all advice.
... and active, in-service sessions.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »
If you borrow $20 from her and she only has $6.71 to pay you; that means she will owe YOU $13.29! SCORE!0 -
LOL... I knew someone would pick up on that. Although that's a whole different discussion, I'd say it depends on your definition of pervert. Some area's I'm more like a provert!0 -
Monkey_Business wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
If you borrow $20 from her and she only has $6.71 to pay you; that means she will owe YOU $13.29! SCORE!
I'm good for it.1 -
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I confess I've never had a threesome, but it's on my bucket list. Husband is thoroughly not interested and we're very monogamous, so I'm going to have to outlive him to make it happen. I'll be the 80-year-old offering BJs and passing out Viagra in the nursing home trying to get something started.6
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »
my morning class yesterday hurt my butt. haha
it is basically one legged squats while gliding along and leg lifts. All while keeping focus on our core and engaging every freaking muscle cause the coach running it wanted a workout. I'm now butt hurt
Ohhhh.... yeah, I bet that's a great workout. You make me want to take skating lessons! But I can't fit it in with my ballroom dance classes and workouts at this point. Maybe once I learn all the ballroom dances I'll move on to skating.
Ballroom skating??
Well, I guess couples skating is kinda like ballroom, right? lol
Ice dancing is and that's what I have done my whole life so I can easily ballroom dance cause I do it on ice. That's what I was doing last nigh with my guy I help out. He was concerned some positions were awkward for me, I'm like if you're not touching odd spots on me it's not right
Yes, I totally get that! I've never formally danced with a partner before, besides informal stuff with boyfriends/ex husband or guys out. I have the hardest time with my arms and letting the guy lead in dance class. I've even had to do a whole class with the female instructor when no one showed up. It felt a little awkward at first, but it was good because she's a pro.
Letting someone lead is the hardest thing to master, I've been led so long that it's second nature and when I skate with guys who ware weaker I can actually make it look like they are doing it because I make them stand so close to me that I can just nudge them with my shoulder or hip and se them straight
but honestly give in to the leading...if you have a really good partner it is the greatest feeling ever. I know it sounds weird but OMG when you have a strong male lead you just melt into the hold and it's amazing
I think that's the problem. I'm learning with other's who are also learning, so I'm not really dancing with a partner who is a strong lead, so it's hard to follow them. Plus we switch up so much between partners and everyone does the dances a little different. I love it when I get a turn with the instructor even though she's female, cause I can let her lead me much better.
ya it's tough when you're with others learning. My guy last night always says "but you were helping" I'm like that's my job and there's always some give and take. Once you get good partners though you learn what kind of lead you like. Wishy washy weak isn't for me I like my man to really be a man! I'm getting myself a bit excited here
Yes, I would like it if I had a partner that would really lead and know what he's doing. Bonus would be if he was really attractive!
As much as I like to come off as a player with sex swagger, I read thread about threesomes, swinging and such, and I just would not have the confidence to feel I was with someone and didn't have their full attention. Suppose it is insecurity or just a very traditional mindset.
I'm too selfish and wouldn't want to share someone that I had feelings for. I'm also not interested in having sex with two strangers. STD's yo! As for 2 guys, while it's a fantasy, I think some things just need to remain fantasy.
I confess that I'm having trouble going back and forth between dancing and threesome talk
Hahahahaha, same here
Wait.
... there's a difference?2 -
Wanna dance?
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Friday is my second favorite f-word0
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I'm none to gud at speelling nor grammer.0
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MalkinMagic71 wrote: »As much as I like to come off as a player with sex swagger, I read thread about threesomes, swinging and such, and I just would not have the confidence to feel I was with someone and didn't have their full attention. Suppose it is insecurity or just a very traditional mindset.
yeah I wouldn't be able to do that either. Even if the extraneous people are ones I've known for a while and am familiar with, I would always be insecure about my person finding out that someone's better than me/they prefer one of the others to me
I attempted a threesome once. It was the most awkward thing ever. Nothing like they make it look like in porn haha. Maybe I'm older and wiser now, but it would still be weird probably.
This made me bust out laughing!1 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »Friend?
I wanna friend you.
Hmmmm...nope.Fried?
You look like you need to be fried well.
Hmmmm...not working.
Thinking those aren't it.
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Motorsheen wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »As much as I like to come off as a player with sex swagger, I read thread about threesomes, swinging and such, and I just would not have the confidence to feel I was with someone and didn't have their full attention. Suppose it is insecurity or just a very traditional mindset.
yeah I wouldn't be able to do that either. Even if the extraneous people are ones I've known for a while and am familiar with, I would always be insecure about my person finding out that someone's better than me/they prefer one of the others to me
I attempted a threesome once. It was the most awkward thing ever. Nothing like they make it look like in porn haha. Maybe I'm older and wiser now, but it would still be weird probably.
I attempted one too.
... but the neighbor's cat ran away.
I can't stop laughing at this I just answered the phone at work trying to hold back giggling and sounding like a psycho. 1 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »
I bet his favourite f word is fallopian.0 -
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I confess I work in the eye care field and can get irritated with obese patients, though I'll never let on to them that's how I feel. They always have a laundry list of complaints and expect me to fix everything, when they can't position themselves in the equipment for my testing.
I am not one to judge about poor health choices but I wish these people would take some accountability and understand that their condition makes it harder (and sometimes impossible) to get the most reliable test results!0 -
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joaniebalonie088 wrote: »I confess I work in the eye care field and can get irritated with obese patients, though I'll never let on to them that's how I feel. They always have a laundry list of complaints and expect me to fix everything, when they can't position themselves in the equipment for my testing.
I am not one to judge about poor health choices but I wish these people would take some accountability and understand that their condition makes it harder (and sometimes impossible) to get the most reliable test results!
To be honest, I have been in the eye care field for 20 years and rarely run into this. Usually if I have a problem with a patient it is because they aren't very bright and it has nothing to do with their size.2 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »
All this alliteration is making my brain hurt. *kitten* this game.
My last workshops were the 'once a week one-hour workshops at one for the win.'0 -
is it 'feck'?0
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@joaniebalonie088 and @RunHardBeStrong . I am in the same biz. I routinely have patients who are so obese, I have to have them stand up and lean forward to fit in the slit lamp. If they are tall and obese... yeah, not happening.0
LOL
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