True Confessions - Don't Judge
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MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
I knew you were, but there are men around here that have really struggled with this which is why I responded the way that I did. You were joking, but almost everyone on here struggles with some physical trait that they aren't thrilled with. It isn't height for everyone, but most of us have something we would prefer to change that we can't.
The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....
damn L. Now i have the bad feels.
She has a way with words ♥1 -
@MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
I believed the 5'5" bit because I had nothing else to go on but your word, not so much the stool to get into bed, etc because I'm that height and don't have a problem doing those things.
There's nothing wrong with a shorter guy. I personally wouldn't want to be taller than someone I'm with but there are plenty of girls who are shorter than me that shorter guys are the perfect height for.
And I'm with @lstrat115 ...height is not a true measure of a man anyway.
^this is true. we all know it's his finger length that counts. Trying to get that last sweet that's stuck at the bottom of the jar. That's the true test.2 -
TheCounselorx wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....
in that case...... I'm screwed!!
You can screw at any height
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MrStabbems wrote: »^this is true. we all know it's his finger length that counts. Trying to get that last sweet that's stuck at the bottom of the jar. That's the true test.
You mean the bottom of the Nutella jar, right?1 -
Gimsteinn1 wrote: »DJ_Skywalker wrote: »TheCounselorx wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....
in that case...... I'm screwed!!
You can screw at any height
True but it's much more fun when the guy is strong and taller than you are :P
Feeling bad for all the hobbits right now2 -
DJ_Skywalker wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »^this is true. we all know it's his finger length that counts. Trying to get that last sweet that's stuck at the bottom of the jar. That's the true test.
You mean the bottom of the Nutella jar, right?
Jars come in all different shapes and sizes. It's best to have experience with as many as you can.1 -
Gimsteinn1 wrote: »DJ_Skywalker wrote: »Gimsteinn1 wrote: »DJ_Skywalker wrote: »TheCounselorx wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....
in that case...... I'm screwed!!
You can screw at any height
True but it's much more fun when the guy is strong and taller than you are :P
Feeling bad for all the hobbits right now
It's ok... I still haven't found a guy that isn't taller then I am.
I spend most of the time on my knees anyway....2 -
MrStabbems wrote: »DJ_Skywalker wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »^this is true. we all know it's his finger length that counts. Trying to get that last sweet that's stuck at the bottom of the jar. That's the true test.
You mean the bottom of the Nutella jar, right?
Jars come in all different shapes and sizes. It's best to have experience with as many as you can.
Any man who opens a jar of pickles for me is a winner in my book.1 -
Gimsteinn1 wrote: »DJ_Skywalker wrote: »TheCounselorx wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....
in that case...... I'm screwed!!
You can screw at any height
True but it's much more fun when the guy is strong and taller than you are :P
I agree with the strong part. If he is strong enough the height doesn't matter.
I have been tossed around by someone who isn't very tall and those memories still remain at a much later date. That is all the details I will give.....
You're such a tease.
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Gimsteinn1 wrote: »DJ_Skywalker wrote: »TheCounselorx wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....
in that case...... I'm screwed!!
You can screw at any height
True but it's much more fun when the guy is strong and taller than you are :P
I agree with the strong part. If he is strong enough the height doesn't matter.
I have been tossed around by someone who isn't very tall and those memories still remain at a much later date. That is all the details I will give.....
IF I had to pick, I'd pick strength but I don't wanna, so I want both!0 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »TheCounselorx wrote: »
I spend most of the time on my knees anyway....
That sucks.
only when it's permitted.... *snigger*2 -
DJ_Skywalker wrote: »TheCounselorx wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....
in that case...... I'm screwed!!
You can screw at any height
Goood Morning.
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Gimsteinn1 wrote: »Gimsteinn1 wrote: »DJ_Skywalker wrote: »TheCounselorx wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....
in that case...... I'm screwed!!
You can screw at any height
True but it's much more fun when the guy is strong and taller than you are :P
I agree with the strong part. If he is strong enough the height doesn't matter.
I have been tossed around by someone who isn't very tall and those memories still remain at a much later date. That is all the details I will give.....
I confess the thought of being tossed around by someone strong...
Yeah. This is exactly the face I make too!0 -
So much talk of tossing.
btw @TheCounselorx you freak me out man. You remind me of that guy from scrubs. Todd?0 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »TheCounselorx wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »TheCounselorx wrote: »
I spend most of the time on my knees anyway....
That sucks.
only when it's permitted.... *snigger*
I admire you application of the word snigger. I thought I was the only one who used that word.
**SNICKERS**MrStabbems wrote: »DJ_Skywalker wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »^this is true. we all know it's his finger length that counts. Trying to get that last sweet that's stuck at the bottom of the jar. That's the true test.
You mean the bottom of the Nutella jar, right?
Jars come in all different shapes and sizes. It's best to have experience with as many as you can.
I'm gonna need a bigger spoon0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »So much talk of tossing.
btw @TheCounselorx you freak me out man. You remind me of that guy from scrubs. Todd?
Not that kinda tossing0 -
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I confess that I want to hold someone down and stuff avocados and Oreos in their mouth.1
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MrStabbems wrote: »So much talk of tossing.
btw @TheCounselorx you freak me out man. You remind me of that guy from scrubs. Todd?
yeah @MrStabbems ... I get that a lot... and also the guy from How I met your mother.....
you will be getting the whole Tom Hardy thing yes?0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »I confess that I want to hold someone down and stuff avocados and Oreos in their mouth.
I was like oh yeah until avocado and Oreo.... at the same time? Monster0 -
@merrysailor88 wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »I confess that I want to hold someone down and stuff avocados and Oreos in their mouth.
I was like oh yeah until avocado and Oreo.... at the same time? Monster
For you, no. Separately. But for the person I had in mind, yes, at the same time. In fact the Oreo filling would be avocado!!1 -
Gimsteinn1 wrote: »TheCounselorx wrote: »Gimsteinn1 wrote: »I confess I had a very awkward moment when getting a sport injury massage involving me being on a G string and the hot guy massage guy walking in on me...
But we laughed it off and I'm going again.. That was the best thing ever... Love it even though it hurt like hell.. It feels so good after
Oh and it wasn't awkward at all when he was using trigger points thingy on my *kitten*, my pecs and some muscles in the groin... But next time I'm wearing yoga shorts lol
I don't know why I was worried about going... It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be
I confess I will be reading this post again later when I'm alone....
Dude WTF?!? That's creepy AF
oops sorry..... you won't be accepting my FR then I guess?0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »I confess that I want to hold someone down and stuff avocados and Oreos in their mouth.
*slowly backs away*0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
I knew you were, but there are men around here that have really struggled with this which is why I responded the way that I did. You were joking, but almost everyone on here struggles with some physical trait that they aren't thrilled with. It isn't height for everyone, but most of us have something we would prefer to change that we can't.
The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....
and this is the true reason i don't send *kitten* pics1 -
MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
Let me guess....you online date or use dating apps right?1 -
BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
I knew you were, but there are men around here that have really struggled with this which is why I responded the way that I did. You were joking, but almost everyone on here struggles with some physical trait that they aren't thrilled with. It isn't height for everyone, but most of us have something we would prefer to change that we can't.
The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....
and this is the true reason i don't send *kitten* pics
Haha. I wasn't referring to that measure either, believe it or not
well then, let the *kitten* pics commence1 -
BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height.
I knew you were, but there are men around here that have really struggled with this which is why I responded the way that I did. You were joking, but almost everyone on here struggles with some physical trait that they aren't thrilled with. It isn't height for everyone, but most of us have something we would prefer to change that we can't.
The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....
and this is the true reason i don't send *kitten* pics
I don't judge, I like them all.0 -
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