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      Kepplekakes wrote: »
      A guy at the ATM stopped me and asked me for my "digits". I thought he was robbing me. Glad we got that cleared up.

      And was he successful in his pursuit?
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      LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
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      My name is Shirley.

      I shall greet you properly the next time I see you.
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      happimess1 wrote: »
      i confess these days i am watching a lot of porn shot inside gyms and yoga studios. So now anytime i hear my trainer or a friend say the word 'gym', my mind makes a positive association with it and gets excited to go.

      I'm gonna start wiping off the benches before I use them now :s
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      @happimess1 wrote: »
      i confess these days i am watching a lot of porn shot inside gyms and yoga studios. So now anytime i hear my trainer or a friend say the word 'gym', my mind makes a positive association with it and gets excited to go.

      I've watched some of those, for fitness purposes of course, and found them lacking.
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      eustacescrubb wrote: »
      I confess that I only come on here when I'm bored at work
      We love you too
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      happimess1 wrote: »
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      or join one of those 24x7 gyms so you know they can never rent that place.

      My gym is open 24/7 so that would make filming even more convenient. Think of how dead it is at 2:00 AM.
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      I wish I was having dinner with two special friends right now.
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      SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
      I wish I was having dinner with two special friends right now.
      Sorry I just ate lunch
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      SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
      I wish I was having dinner with two special friends right now.

      At Olive Garden?
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      @RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
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      At Olive Garden?

      Yes. #breadsticks
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      BowlingForHollars wrote: »
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      Goofball :laugh:
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      I confess I eat the seasoned croutons right out of the bag. I don't even put them on a salad.
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      Kepplekakes wrote: »
      I have been going to the gym a little over a month. I have met maybe one or two people. I have been eyeing this one guy. Very cute, tall and quiet. I call him DaddySpank. He talked to me for the first time today. He's actually much more attractive the closer you get to him. I fell all over myself and stammered every word that came out of my mouth. DaddySpank now thinks I am a moron.

      moron huh?

      re5pext
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      SwedishSarah wrote: »
      I confess I eat the seasoned croutons right out of the bag. I don't even put them on a salad.
      I work with a guy who does this too


      I confess the last week and a half ive been supperbad at keeping myself accountable in diet and excercise
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      I went to the doctor this morning.

      I told him that every morning I get up, go look in the mirror and throw up. I asked him what might be wrong.

      He said he didn't know but felt my eyesight was perfect.
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      MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
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      This happens to me all the time. Ask for one of her business cards. Or do what I do, "hey YOU! oh classic YOU!!"

      I found out her name today lol
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      MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
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      Did she email you? Tell us HOW

      I saw her in the hallway when I was leaving as I was leaving and I just asked her lol.
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      _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
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      it happens man. don't let it stop you entirely though. everybody falls off the wagon from time to time. sounds cheap but its true.

      Heck yeah! Today was day one
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      I confess that I have as much separation anxiety for my dog as my dog does from me. She's been my only constant companion for the past year and I try to take her everywhere with me, much to other people's disapproval.
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      I tell my cats I love them every time I leave the house.
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      I just ignored the Schwans delivery driver knocking on my door for the third week in a row because he's new and so ridiculously attractive I'm scared of what nonsense will spew from my mouth if I look into his eyes too long.

      And he might be onto me. His second knock was the 'secret knock'.

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      LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
      I tell my cats I love them every time I leave the house.

      I do this lol I also tell them I missed them when I get home and ask them if they had a good day! :joy:
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      I always thought of my pets... 4 dogs and a cat.. as an emergency food supply should TEOTWAWKI begin... and to be clear... they would be the last resort. Nonetheless which goes first? Thd dogs or the cat?
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      lstrat115 wrote: »
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      Cat. Cats are fatter because they are lazy. Plus the cat is hoping you die anyway.

      Thisss :joy::joy::joy:

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