True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    A guy at the ATM stopped me and asked me for my "digits". I thought he was robbing me. Glad we got that cleared up.

    And was he successful in his pursuit?
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    My name is Shirley.

    I shall greet you properly the next time I see you.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    i confess these days i am watching a lot of porn shot inside gyms and yoga studios. So now anytime i hear my trainer or a friend say the word 'gym', my mind makes a positive association with it and gets excited to go.

    I'm gonna start wiping off the benches before I use them now :s
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @happimess1 wrote: »
    i confess these days i am watching a lot of porn shot inside gyms and yoga studios. So now anytime i hear my trainer or a friend say the word 'gym', my mind makes a positive association with it and gets excited to go.

    I've watched some of those, for fitness purposes of course, and found them lacking.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    eustacescrubb wrote: »
    I confess that I only come on here when I'm bored at work
    We love you too
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    i confess these days i am watching a lot of porn shot inside gyms and yoga studios. So now anytime i hear my trainer or a friend say the word 'gym', my mind makes a positive association with it and gets excited to go.

    I'm gonna start wiping off the benches before I use them now :s

    or join one of those 24x7 gyms so you know they can never rent that place.

    My gym is open 24/7 so that would make filming even more convenient. Think of how dead it is at 2:00 AM.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I wish I was having dinner with two special friends right now.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    I wish I was having dinner with two special friends right now.
    Sorry I just ate lunch
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    I wish I was having dinner with two special friends right now.

    At Olive Garden?
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    I wish I was having dinner with two special friends right now.

    At Olive Garden?

    Yes. #breadsticks
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    I confess sometimes I want to Woo and Awesome my own posts. B)

    I confess I clicked awesome on this to balance out the numbers. I would've rather wooed.

    You can woo this as long as you say it like Ric Flair when you click. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.

    rrvjwfblacx8.gif

    Goofball :laugh:
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    I confess I eat the seasoned croutons right out of the bag. I don't even put them on a salad.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    I have been going to the gym a little over a month. I have met maybe one or two people. I have been eyeing this one guy. Very cute, tall and quiet. I call him DaddySpank. He talked to me for the first time today. He's actually much more attractive the closer you get to him. I fell all over myself and stammered every word that came out of my mouth. DaddySpank now thinks I am a moron.

    moron huh?

    re5pext
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    SwedishSarah wrote: »
    I confess I eat the seasoned croutons right out of the bag. I don't even put them on a salad.
    I work with a guy who does this too


    I confess the last week and a half ive been supperbad at keeping myself accountable in diet and excercise
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I went to the doctor this morning.

    I told him that every morning I get up, go look in the mirror and throw up. I asked him what might be wrong.

    He said he didn't know but felt my eyesight was perfect.
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  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    This happens to me all the time. Ask for one of her business cards. Or do what I do, "hey YOU! oh classic YOU!!"

    I found out her name today lol
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  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    This happens to me all the time. Ask for one of her business cards. Or do what I do, "hey YOU! oh classic YOU!!"

    I found out her name today lol

    Did she email you? Tell us HOW

    I saw her in the hallway when I was leaving as I was leaving and I just asked her lol.
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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    SwedishSarah wrote: »
    I confess I eat the seasoned croutons right out of the bag. I don't even put them on a salad.
    I work with a guy who does this too


    I confess the last week and a half ive been supperbad at keeping myself accountable in diet and excercise

    it happens man. don't let it stop you entirely though. everybody falls off the wagon from time to time. sounds cheap but its true.

    Heck yeah! Today was day one
  • slavetothehoof
    slavetothehoof Posts: 42 Member
    I confess that I have as much separation anxiety for my dog as my dog does from me. She's been my only constant companion for the past year and I try to take her everywhere with me, much to other people's disapproval.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    I tell my cats I love them every time I leave the house.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I just ignored the Schwans delivery driver knocking on my door for the third week in a row because he's new and so ridiculously attractive I'm scared of what nonsense will spew from my mouth if I look into his eyes too long.

    And he might be onto me. His second knock was the 'secret knock'.

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  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I tell my cats I love them every time I leave the house.

    I do this lol I also tell them I missed them when I get home and ask them if they had a good day! :joy:
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    I always thought of my pets... 4 dogs and a cat.. as an emergency food supply should TEOTWAWKI begin... and to be clear... they would be the last resort. Nonetheless which goes first? Thd dogs or the cat?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    I always thought of my pets... 4 dogs and a cat.. as an emergency food supply should TEOTWAWKI begin... and to be clear... they would be the last resort. Nonetheless which goes first? Thd dogs or the cat?

    Cat. Cats are fatter because they are lazy. Plus the cat is hoping you die anyway.

    Thisss :joy::joy::joy:

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