True Confessions - Don't Judge
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Kepplekakes wrote: »
I have three cats at varying stages of fatness... They definitely have an order. Kitten (my 30lb tabby) knows she's first. And the other cats know she is first. They are real f@#kers about it too.
I feel like letting it auto correct to kittens would have been apropriate in this case3 -
I confess that I'm ready for some hardcore sleeping pills if my nighttime anxiety doesn't work itself out soon.0
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I confess I'm tempted to do some voodoo magic to get upper management to come around and let us leave early.1
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Cerealsensei wrote: »
I saw her in the hallway when I was leaving as I was leaving and I just asked her lol.
The old ask the person directly what their name is trick.2 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »I went to the doctor this morning.
I told him that every morning I get up, go look in the mirror and throw up. I asked him what might be wrong.
He said he didn't know but felt my eyesight was perfect.
He touched your eye balls?2 -
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IC I want to write on the 700th page of this thread.1
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I must confess I get slightly annoyed when people start the same exact thread I started 2 years ago.3
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
ICF I find it strange that a certain popular thread I started awhile back was so vehemently rejected, several times, yet the reincarnation is going strong....I feel thats its just because it wasn't me who started it this time. Hmmmm.
I've noticed.
edit to add: Also it's one thing if the original thread is gone, but when it's right up there on the same page, I mean really??1 -
I've noticed.
edit to add: Also it's one thing if the original thread is gone, but when it's right up there on the same page, I mean really??
People don't pay attention...0 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
People don't pay attention...
Evidently0 -
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
this is why there are always a bunch of where are you from threads and I need friends add me......
What gets me is there is a whole section dedicated to adding friends. Chit Chat is a place we come to so we can have a quick break from thinking about workouts and calorie counting. This is for everything else NOT MFP related basically, but yet we still see all these "add me" posts. If I want to add people, I know where to go to look for people who want friends.0 -
IC I don't know what my dream from last night means. Instead of describe it I drew a picture.
IF it's unclear, I just left my grandma's house who was living on top of the Himalayas, with the Ouji board she gave me. I was on board a Submarine Sandwich with Gwyneth Paltrow who stole my Ouji board and wouldn't give it back because she needed it to build her bungalow.
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BowlingForHollars wrote: »
But all the cool kids hang out here. Where would you go to find friends?
I don't add people at random. Most of us don't. We add each other after we've been chatting here for a while. Most people that say "I'm new, add me" are usually MIA within a month.0 -
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IC I don't know what my dream from last night means. Instead of describe it I drew a picture.
IF it's unclear, I just left my grandma's house who was living on top of the Himalayas, with the Ouji board she gave me. I was on board a Submarine Sandwich with Gwyneth Paltrow who stole my Ouji board and wouldn't give it back because she needed it to build her bungalow.
Crying!
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BowlingForHollars wrote: »
I know...I'm still being a smart *kitten*
I know you are... it's part of your charm.0 -
I may be guilty of one of thesekitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
this is why there are always a bunch of where are you from threads and I need friends add me......
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You have to eat nothing but kale today. That is your punishment
But i already cooked this sweet potato
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Umm cool people here? Really? Isn't this where fat people come to be with other fat peoples? Didn't we all become fat because we were decidedly uncool? Unloved, unconcerned, unacceptable to someone or other? Or to ourselves? And of all the cool folk here? Who might be the coolest in that pecking order? Which is the coolest clique here? And how did you find a home here? Were you uncool someplace else? Not cool enough for THE coolest places, people, cliques and now y'all are here thinking you are the big Mac with special sauce? Does announcing you are cool make you cool? Isn't cool, an aspiration instead of a destination? Will we/ he/ she/ us... ever arrive? Doesn't announcing you or your friends as cool make them cooler than you? Isn't cool the superlative?6
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RavenLibra wrote: »Umm cool people here? Really? Isn't this where fat people come to be with other fat peoples? Didn't we all become fat because we were decidedly uncool? Unloved, unconcerned, unacceptable to someone or other? Or to ourselves? And of all the cool folk here? Who might be the coolest in that pecking order? Which is the coolest clique here? And how did you find a home here? Were you uncool someplace else? Not cool enough for THE coolest places, people, cliques and now y'all are here thinking you are the big Mac with special sauce? Does announcing you are cool make you cool? Isn't cool, an aspiration instead of a destination? Will we/ he/ she/ us... ever arrive? Doesn't announcing you or your friends as cool make them cooler than you? Isn't cool the superlative?
I don't know what you heard, but I'm fat and I'm *kitten* awesome!!
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
I swear it's people trying to comment but somehow starting a new thread and when it asks for a title they put in the title of the thread they are trying to comment in. HOW so many people make that mistake I'll never know
Ahhhh...so THAT's what it is.0 -
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
I wish I was cool...but...I'm still fat. However, I feel you could start a cool fat people clique and have a lot of members!
Im in(pending approval of the phat cats[this is what ill call the leaders of the cool fat clique])1
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