True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    When I test somebody, if one test score is so bad, then they don't have to do this other test which can take 30-45 minutes to score and involves rulers and protractors and stuff. I confess I secretly root for them to be that bad so I don't have to score that test.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    I confess that sweet potatoes are not my favorite potato (sorry @lstrat115 I went against your punishment)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    If it wasn't for my husband reining me in I would 100% have custom-made shirts with my dog's face on it.

    Ha! That would be awesome, do it anyway!
  • BedsideTableKangaroo
    BedsideTableKangaroo Posts: 736 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    IC I don't know what my dream from last night means. Instead of describe it I drew a picture.

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    IF it's unclear, I just left my grandma's house who was living on top of the Himalayas, with the Ouji board she gave me. I was on board a Submarine Sandwich with Gwyneth Paltrow who stole my Ouji board and wouldn't give it back because she needed it to build her bungalow.

    What happened in your day that made you dream about birds that look like "M"s?? Weirdo

    i thought a cloud was saying "Mmmmm" because delicious sandwich.
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    This happens to me all the time. Ask for one of her business cards. Or do what I do, "hey YOU! oh classic YOU!!"

    I found out her name today lol

    Did she email you? Tell us HOW

    I saw her in the hallway when I was leaving as I was leaving and I just asked her lol.

    The old ask the person directly what their name is trick.

    What can I say. It works like a charm.
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  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,198 Member
    I confess I am feeling better emotionally and physically as a weight loss benefit...
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    edited June 2017
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    I must confess I get slightly annoyed when people start the same exact thread I started 2 years ago.

    It just means that they are jealous :D
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    If it wasn't for my husband reining me in I would 100% have custom-made shirts with my dog's face on it.

    It's common for partners to go temporary insane when their partner talks about dog face shirts. I would ignore any advice about not getting a shirt as it is clearly the insanity talking.
  • robynguillory3
    robynguillory3 Posts: 1 Member
    I confess that I find it really hard to give up eating out and/or celebrating with food.
    I confess that I may never break my Diet Coke habit, even though I know I should.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    I <3 naked cuddling
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I <3 naked cuddling

    Im pretty sure we all do B)
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    Umm cool people here? Really? Isn't this where fat people come to be with other fat peoples? Didn't we all become fat because we were decidedly uncool? Unloved, unconcerned, unacceptable to someone or other? Or to ourselves? And of all the cool folk here? Who might be the coolest in that pecking order? Which is the coolest clique here? And how did you find a home here? Were you uncool someplace else? Not cool enough for THE coolest places, people, cliques and now y'all are here thinking you are the big Mac with special sauce? Does announcing you are cool make you cool? Isn't cool, an aspiration instead of a destination? Will we/ he/ she/ us... ever arrive? Doesn't announcing you or your friends as cool make them cooler than you? Isn't cool the superlative?

    Sounds like someone needs a Snickers

    Thanks to bowling fer hollars for imagning he's sooo cool that he can insinuate some authority... and to Istrat for the passive aggressive "humour" YOu are both soooo cool. no wonder y'all hang out here (he typed sardonically). I will return to the woodwork from whence I came. or perhaps I should journey to the gym. after my fat but digests Istrat's choice of chocolate and sugar indulgence... how many cals is that?

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    I confess I read this out loud how I imagine it should sound, with the finger action too.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    Umm cool people here? Really? Isn't this where fat people come to be with other fat peoples? Didn't we all become fat because we were decidedly uncool? Unloved, unconcerned, unacceptable to someone or other? Or to ourselves? And of all the cool folk here? Who might be the coolest in that pecking order? Which is the coolest clique here? And how did you find a home here? Were you uncool someplace else? Not cool enough for THE coolest places, people, cliques and now y'all are here thinking you are the big Mac with special sauce? Does announcing you are cool make you cool? Isn't cool, an aspiration instead of a destination? Will we/ he/ she/ us... ever arrive? Doesn't announcing you or your friends as cool make them cooler than you? Isn't cool the superlative?

    Sounds like someone needs a Snickers

    Thanks to bowling fer hollars for imagning he's sooo cool that he can insinuate some authority... and to Istrat for the passive aggressive "humour" YOu are both soooo cool. no wonder y'all hang out here (he typed sardonically). I will return to the woodwork from whence I came. or perhaps I should journey to the gym. after my fat but digests Istrat's choice of chocolate and sugar indulgence... how many cals is that?

    aq82qu4sm1fs.png

    I confess I read this out loud how I imagine it should sound, with the finger action too.

    i did too. Did yours have an italian accent?

    My Italian guy was even in just his underwear when I read it. White tighties to be exact.
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  • SoulRadiation
    SoulRadiation Posts: 1,060 Member
    I ate too much for breakfast.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
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    ut oh....
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    I am cool now, replenished the cigar box
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.

    Oh no. That is horrible but I can't help but giggle a little because I am always scared to death something like this will happen to me there.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.

    I'm sorry if this is inappropriate but I can't quit giggling
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.

    I am so sorry, but I laughed really hard because this is so something I would do. I am terrified that someday I will accidentally post a pic that I didn't intend to share.

    Gawd. That option scares me too... I freak out everytime time I see the roll of my gallery pictures pop up asking if I want to post them.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.

    I am so sorry, but I laughed really hard because this is so something I would do. I am terrified that someday I will accidentally post a pic that I didn't intend to share.

    Or like when you're sleepy creeping on someone and accidentally like a pic they posted 4 months ago AND send them an accidental messenger invite in the same night? :flushed:

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.

    I am so sorry, but I laughed really hard because this is so something I would do. I am terrified that someday I will accidentally post a pic that I didn't intend to share.
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.

    I am so sorry, but I laughed really hard because this is so something I would do. I am terrified that someday I will accidentally post a pic that I didn't intend to share.

    Gawd. That option scares me too... I freak out everytime time I see the roll of my gallery pictures pop up asking if I want to post them.

    Hmmm....they need a super duper insightful button.......

    They are just pictures of my cute fuzzy kittens playing and the huge juicy watermelons that I grew but I still don't want to accidentally post them.

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