True Confessions - Don't Judge
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Kepplekakes wrote: »I have been going to the gym a little over a month. I have met maybe one or two people. I have been eyeing this one guy. Very cute, tall and quiet. I call him DaddySpank. He talked to me for the first time today. He's actually much more attractive the closer you get to him. I fell all over myself and stammered every word that came out of my mouth. DaddySpank now thinks I am a moron.
Omg i luv your heels
But i guarantee if you approach him again he'll be more than impressed ...guys like being approached right? Maybe after his workout though lol0 -
I confess that I can't ever be with anybody. I just split with my girlfriend yesterday after four months together.
Four years on POF/Tinder/OKC being bombarded with hate from women over my height (I'm only 5ft 8 - eww!) and appearance has left me with a deep-rooted belief that I am totally unlovable and un****able. I drove my gf away with my inability to believe that it is possible for any woman to feel anything other than complete revulsion towards me.
Lots of good advice on here...you are very physically appealing...those apps are full of superficial one minded folks...i just off them myself...i cant give advice on how to meet them in the real world...but ive decided to work on myself and all else will fall in place4 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »I have been going to the gym a little over a month. I have met maybe one or two people. I have been eyeing this one guy. Very cute, tall and quiet. I call him DaddySpank. He talked to me for the first time today. He's actually much more attractive the closer you get to him. I fell all over myself and stammered every word that came out of my mouth. DaddySpank now thinks I am a moron.
I feel ya homie. I have two fine specimens I eyeball every morning.1 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »I have been going to the gym a little over a month. I have met maybe one or two people. I have been eyeing this one guy. Very cute, tall and quiet. I call him DaddySpank. He talked to me for the first time today. He's actually much more attractive the closer you get to him. I fell all over myself and stammered every word that came out of my mouth. DaddySpank now thinks I am a moron.
I feel ya homie. I have two fine specimens I eyeball every morning.
quit lookin at my butt.1 -
mrwineismybf wrote: »I confess that I can't ever be with anybody. I just split with my girlfriend yesterday after four months together.
Four years on POF/Tinder/OKC being bombarded with hate from women over my height (I'm only 5ft 8 - eww!) and appearance has left me with a deep-rooted belief that I am totally unlovable and un****able. I drove my gf away with my inability to believe that it is possible for any woman to feel anything other than complete revulsion towards me.
Lots of good advice on here...you are very physically appealing...those apps are full of superficial one minded folks...i just off them myself...i cant give advice on how to meet them in the real world...but ive decided to work on myself and all else will fall in place
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I confess that I can't ever be with anybody. I just split with my girlfriend yesterday after four months together.
Four years on POF/Tinder/OKC being bombarded with hate from women over my height (I'm only 5ft 8 - eww!) and appearance has left me with a deep-rooted belief that I am totally unlovable and un****able. I drove my gf away with my inability to believe that it is possible for any woman to feel anything other than complete revulsion towards me.
This sounds like a personal problem, not a problem with how anyone else sees you, because lots of us have told you before that your appearance/height is perfectly fine. Maybe seek out professional help and fix your self esteem issues before you try to be with anyone else.
You're right. Thank you!1 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »I have been going to the gym a little over a month. I have met maybe one or two people. I have been eyeing this one guy. Very cute, tall and quiet. I call him DaddySpank. He talked to me for the first time today. He's actually much more attractive the closer you get to him. I fell all over myself and stammered every word that came out of my mouth. DaddySpank now thinks I am a moron.
please change the nickname....all I can picture is that dude from mfp.2 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »I have been going to the gym a little over a month. I have met maybe one or two people. I have been eyeing this one guy. Very cute, tall and quiet. I call him DaddySpank. He talked to me for the first time today. He's actually much more attractive the closer you get to him. I fell all over myself and stammered every word that came out of my mouth. DaddySpank now thinks I am a moron.
please change the nickname....all I can picture is that dude from mfp.
Dude on MFP? OMG I forgot all about that guy. Yeah I will have to change the nickname.
Maybe something like Mr. Nasty. Or Bicep King.0 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »Merrysailor5 wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »I have been going to the gym a little over a month. I have met maybe one or two people. I have been eyeing this one guy. Very cute, tall and quiet. I call him DaddySpank. He talked to me for the first time today. He's actually much more attractive the closer you get to him. I fell all over myself and stammered every word that came out of my mouth. DaddySpank now thinks I am a moron.
please change the nickname....all I can picture is that dude from mfp.
Dude on MFP? OMG I forgot all about that guy. Yeah I will have to change the nickname.
Maybe something like Mr. Nasty. Or Bicep King.
LOL yeah, neither of those work for this guy. Nicknames usually occur organically and spontaneously in my brain when I am looking at someone.
Man. What were you thinking then if you came up with "DaddySpank" on the spot.....2 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »Merrysailor5 wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »I have been going to the gym a little over a month. I have met maybe one or two people. I have been eyeing this one guy. Very cute, tall and quiet. I call him DaddySpank. He talked to me for the first time today. He's actually much more attractive the closer you get to him. I fell all over myself and stammered every word that came out of my mouth. DaddySpank now thinks I am a moron.
please change the nickname....all I can picture is that dude from mfp.
Dude on MFP? OMG I forgot all about that guy. Yeah I will have to change the nickname.
Maybe something like Mr. Nasty. Or Bicep King.
LOL yeah, neither of those work for this guy. Nicknames usually occur organically and spontaneously in my brain when I am looking at someone.
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I confess sometimes I want to Woo and Awesome my own posts.
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Kepplekakes wrote: »Oh, I hope my follow up gif wasn't offensive because I already have two warnings.
How do you know if you get a warning? I dont think I ever got one, that I know of anyway?0 -
tmanfromtexas wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »Oh, I hope my follow up gif wasn't offensive because I already have two warnings.
How do you know if you get a warning? I dont think I ever got one, that I know of anyway?
It will show up in your notifications with a grumpy icon and a link to the rule you broke.1 -
I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers0
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Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers
This actually happened to me so one day I tracked her down through our organizational chart and found her name. It's strange, every morning she calls me by name "Good morning Bradley!" and I'd reply "Oh good morning!"
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Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers
I've heard the trick is to straight out ask their name and when they tell you, with an annoyed look on their face. You say "no, your last name. I already know you're ___. C'mon!"2 -
happilybrad wrote: »Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers
This actually happened to me so one day I tracked her down through our organizational chart and found her name. It's strange, every morning she calls me by name "Good morning Bradley!" and I'd reply "Oh good morning!"
This explains a lot!
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BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You can woo this as long as you say it like Ric Flair when you click. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.1 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers
I hate when this happens because at that point you're too far gone and it's so rude to stop them and say, "I'm sorry, what's your name?"
Just give her a nickname and start calling her that lol
I feel like I've done this before without knowing it lol._har_T_Swallow wrote: »Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers
give her your phone and ask her to put her name and number in it
Hmmmm *takes mental note*Ben_there_done_that wrote: »Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers
I've heard the trick is to straight out ask their name and when they tell you, with an annoyed look on their face. You say "no, your last name. I already know you're ___. C'mon!"
I don't think I could hold a straight face if I did this lol.1 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You can woo this as long as you say it like Ric Flair when you click. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You can woo this as long as you say it like Ric Flair when you click. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.
TJ.... you're one of my MFP favs2 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You can woo this as long as you say it like Ric Flair when you click. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.
This just made my day. You win.1 -
Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers
You can always ask her what her favorite words that rhyme with her name are. (Sort of like that Seinfeld episode)2 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You can woo this as long as you say it like Ric Flair when you click. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.
This just made my day. You win.
Like if I have a bad day I'm gonna come back to this!0 -
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I confess that I only come on here when I'm bored at work0
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tmanfromtexas wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »Oh, I hope my follow up gif wasn't offensive because I already have two warnings.
How do you know if you get a warning? I dont think I ever got one, that I know of anyway?
It will show up in your notifications with a grumpy icon and a link to the rule you broke.
Thanks. I have to try harder apparently.0 -
Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers
My name is Shirley.2
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