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  • Ben_there_done_that
    Ben_there_done_that Posts: 732 Member
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    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    I've heard the trick is to straight out ask their name and when they tell you, with an annoyed look on their face. You say "no, your last name. I already know you're ___. C'mon!"
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    happilybrad wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    This actually happened to me so one day I tracked her down through our organizational chart and found her name. It's strange, every morning she calls me by name "Good morning Bradley!" and I'd reply "Oh good morning!" :D

    This explains a lot! :'(

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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    I confess sometimes I want to Woo and Awesome my own posts. B)

    I confess I clicked awesome on this to balance out the numbers. I would've rather wooed.

    You can woo this as long as you say it like Ric Flair when you click. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    I hate when this happens because at that point you're too far gone and it's so rude to stop them and say, "I'm sorry, what's your name?"

    Just give her a nickname and start calling her that lol

    I feel like I've done this before without knowing it lol.
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    give her your phone and ask her to put her name and number in it

    Hmmmm *takes mental note*
    Ben_there_done_that wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    I've heard the trick is to straight out ask their name and when they tell you, with an annoyed look on their face. You say "no, your last name. I already know you're ___. C'mon!"

    I don't think I could hold a straight face if I did this lol.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    I confess sometimes I want to Woo and Awesome my own posts. B)

    I confess I clicked awesome on this to balance out the numbers. I would've rather wooed.

    You can woo this as long as you say it like Ric Flair when you click. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.

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    :D
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
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    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    I confess sometimes I want to Woo and Awesome my own posts. B)

    I confess I clicked awesome on this to balance out the numbers. I would've rather wooed.

    You can woo this as long as you say it like Ric Flair when you click. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.

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    :D

    TJ.... you're one of my MFP favs
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    I confess sometimes I want to Woo and Awesome my own posts. B)

    I confess I clicked awesome on this to balance out the numbers. I would've rather wooed.

    You can woo this as long as you say it like Ric Flair when you click. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.

    rrvjwfblacx8.gif

    This just made my day. You win.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    You can always ask her what her favorite words that rhyme with her name are. (Sort of like that Seinfeld episode)
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    I confess sometimes I want to Woo and Awesome my own posts. B)

    I confess I clicked awesome on this to balance out the numbers. I would've rather wooed.

    You can woo this as long as you say it like Ric Flair when you click. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.

    rrvjwfblacx8.gif

    This just made my day. You win.

    Like if I have a bad day I'm gonna come back to this!
  • eustacescrubb
    eustacescrubb Posts: 17 Member
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    I confess that I only come on here when I'm bored at work
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    tmanfromtexas wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    Oh, I hope my follow up gif wasn't offensive because I already have two warnings.

    How do you know if you get a warning? I dont think I ever got one, that I know of anyway?

    It will show up in your notifications with a grumpy icon and a link to the rule you broke.

    Thanks. I have to try harder apparently.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    My name is Shirley.
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    A guy at the ATM stopped me and asked me for my "digits". I thought he was robbing me. Glad we got that cleared up.

    And was he successful in his pursuit?
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers

    My name is Shirley.

    I shall greet you properly the next time I see you.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    happimess1 wrote: »
    i confess these days i am watching a lot of porn shot inside gyms and yoga studios. So now anytime i hear my trainer or a friend say the word 'gym', my mind makes a positive association with it and gets excited to go.

    I'm gonna start wiping off the benches before I use them now :s
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @happimess1 wrote: »
    i confess these days i am watching a lot of porn shot inside gyms and yoga studios. So now anytime i hear my trainer or a friend say the word 'gym', my mind makes a positive association with it and gets excited to go.

    I've watched some of those, for fitness purposes of course, and found them lacking.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    eustacescrubb wrote: »
    I confess that I only come on here when I'm bored at work
    We love you too
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    happimess1 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    i confess these days i am watching a lot of porn shot inside gyms and yoga studios. So now anytime i hear my trainer or a friend say the word 'gym', my mind makes a positive association with it and gets excited to go.

    I'm gonna start wiping off the benches before I use them now :s

    or join one of those 24x7 gyms so you know they can never rent that place.

    My gym is open 24/7 so that would make filming even more convenient. Think of how dead it is at 2:00 AM.

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