True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    I confess I will probably be drinking my dinner again tonight.

    I am drinking redbull fir dinner

    With jager?

    I wish

    Oh vodka then

    Noo just the redbull
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited July 2017
    I confess I will probably be drinking my dinner again tonight.

    I am drinking redbull fir dinner

    im an evan williams and Zzzquil kind of guy myself

    Mmmm Evan Williams, that works too. The Zzzquil, I can leave that alone unless I want to sleep for 3 days straight.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    138shades wrote: »
    I feel puffy

    and currently clinically depressed but it won't last too long.

    :* sending ya love and hugs
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    I confess i really do not want to go to work
  • King_Spicy
    King_Spicy Posts: 821 Member
    I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one
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  • JewelsAU
    JewelsAU Posts: 52 Member
    King_Spicy wrote: »
    I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one

    Good luck with that.

    You might be coming back to this thread to confess something totally different later on.
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  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    King_Spicy wrote: »
    I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one

    This sounds like a mid-life crisis.
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  • King_Spicy
    King_Spicy Posts: 821 Member
    Tell her you just found it

    :lol: genius! Unfortunately its not a money issue.
    OR!

    Buy a leather jacket, wear some sunglasses, fitted jeans, and wait until she's in a position where you can ride past her to grab her attention, pull over, and she can think, "lord, he is fiiiiiine," and then you can take off your helmet in a really sexy way and she can go, "oh my word, that is my sexy husband."

    Then she'll be so enamoured with you that she'll forget all about being against it. ;)

    There's a problem with that. I already have all of them and shes already used to a fine *kitten* husband ;);) hhaha
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    This sounds like a mid-life crisis.

    Nope. That would be an old '64 impala on hydraulics that I never got to buy growing up.
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  • King_Spicy
    King_Spicy Posts: 821 Member
    Is it a safety issue she's worried about?

    Yea, shes from Thailand where people get run over all the time and the CCTV of the incident posted all over social media. I keep getting her on the edge of giving in, but then some local biker will fly past her at 2x the speed limit and scare the wits out of her and she'll come back home telling me "never." lol

    I just want a lil small 450cc supermoto bike to wheelie around the city and hop *kitten* on the way to work, tho. No sport bikes or heavy *kitten* bikes for me. I live in an amazing area for it, the speed limits don't go above 45mph, and makes full sense financial wise compared to spending 12x the amount for the car I want.
  • King_Spicy
    King_Spicy Posts: 821 Member

    Well, I see you have dogs.

    Offer to get a sidecar and show her this:

    Look how fun that is. That looks like the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.

    Thats amazing. My dad actually really wants me to take over his old BMW touring bikes and get a sidecar for one of them. I don't have a garage for all of it, though. lol I might get a sidecar for one of his bikes and just keep it in his garage so I can give him rides whenever I visit
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  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    King_Spicy wrote: »
    I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one

    I totally did this with a VW bug project that I planned to restore. My wife was pissed about it for a year. Which I guess is about right considering it took me twice that long to wait for the right deal while I saved for it a few bucks & handfuls of change at a time. I told her when she got back from a business trip to Cancun & spent the next year in trouble over it. She was so mad that I never brought it home. I was afraid too. Left it parked at one of my VW gang members houses while I worked on it. It stayed there for the whole year & then a tree fell on it during a storm & crushed it. She laughed & wasn't mad anymore. My friends & I cut it up so we could use the salvageable metal to fix up other vehicles with it. The pics aren't pretty of the aftermath.

    My advice is to buy it, tell her, crush it & then give the usable parts away to your friends that want them because you can either have your dreams crushed by a tree & stay peacefully married or live in a continuous storm of emotions at home. You pretty much wont give a *kitten* about any future visions of grandeur anymore. She gets to keep your balls in her purse & life goes merrily along and half of the married people in your house are happy with the outcome.

    RIP - Butter. You were a good VW.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    King_Spicy wrote: »
    I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one

    I totally did this with a VW bug project that I planned to restore. My wife was pissed about it for a year. Which I guess is about right considering it took me twice that long to wait for the right deal while I saved for it a few bucks & handfuls of change at a time. I told her when she got back from a business trip to Cancun & spent the next year in trouble over it. She was so mad that I never brought it home. I was afraid too. Left it parked at one of my VW gang members houses while I worked on it. It stayed there for the whole year & then a tree fell on it during a storm & crushed it. She laughed & wasn't mad anymore. My friends & I cut it up so we could use the salvageable metal to fix up other vehicles with it. The pics aren't pretty of the aftermath.

    My advice is to buy it, tell her, crush it & then give the usable parts away to your friends that want them because you can either have your dreams crushed by a tree & stay peacefully married or live in a continuous storm of emotions at home. You pretty much wont give a *kitten* about any future visions of grandeur anymore. She gets to keep your balls in her purse & life goes merrily along and half of the married people in your house are happy with the outcome.

    RIP - Butter. You were a good VW.

    There are VW Gangs? Holy SHYTE!!!! We are all doomed.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    King_Spicy wrote: »
    I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one

    I totally did this with a VW bug project that I planned to restore. My wife was pissed about it for a year. Which I guess is about right considering it took me twice that long to wait for the right deal while I saved for it a few bucks & handfuls of change at a time. I told her when she got back from a business trip to Cancun & spent the next year in trouble over it. She was so mad that I never brought it home. I was afraid too. Left it parked at one of my VW gang members houses while I worked on it. It stayed there for the whole year & then a tree fell on it during a storm & crushed it. She laughed & wasn't mad anymore. My friends & I cut it up so we could use the salvageable metal to fix up other vehicles with it. The pics aren't pretty of the aftermath.

    My advice is to buy it, tell her, crush it & then give the usable parts away to your friends that want them because you can either have your dreams crushed by a tree & stay peacefully married or live in a continuous storm of emotions at home. You pretty much wont give a *kitten* about any future visions of grandeur anymore. She gets to keep your balls in her purse & life goes merrily along and half of the married people in your house are happy with the outcome.

    RIP - Butter. You were a good VW.

    There are VW Gangs? Holy SHYTE!!!! We are all doomed.

    Yep. Most of the folks are harmless.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    King_Spicy wrote: »
    I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one

    I totally did this with a VW bug project that I planned to restore. My wife was pissed about it for a year. Which I guess is about right considering it took me twice that long to wait for the right deal while I saved for it a few bucks & handfuls of change at a time. I told her when she got back from a business trip to Cancun & spent the next year in trouble over it. She was so mad that I never brought it home. I was afraid too. Left it parked at one of my VW gang members houses while I worked on it. It stayed there for the whole year & then a tree fell on it during a storm & crushed it. She laughed & wasn't mad anymore. My friends & I cut it up so we could use the salvageable metal to fix up other vehicles with it. The pics aren't pretty of the aftermath.

    My advice is to buy it, tell her, crush it & then give the usable parts away to your friends that want them because you can either have your dreams crushed by a tree & stay peacefully married or live in a continuous storm of emotions at home. You pretty much wont give a *kitten* about any future visions of grandeur anymore. She gets to keep your balls in her purse & life goes merrily along and half of the married people in your house are happy with the outcome.

    RIP - Butter. You were a good VW.

    There are VW Gangs? Holy SHYTE!!!! We are all doomed.

    Yep. Most of the folks are harmless.

    I know I was just kidding. Sux about your bug though.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    King_Spicy wrote: »
    I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one

    Tell her you just found it

    OR!

    Buy a leather jacket, wear some sunglasses, fitted jeans, and wait until she's in a position where you can ride past her to grab her attention, pull over, and she can think, "lord, he is fiiiiiine," and then you can take off your helmet in a really sexy way and she can go, "oh my word, that is my sexy husband."

    Then she'll be so enamoured with you that she'll forget all about being against it. ;)

    Best idea ever! I would totally fall for that

    Noted
  • k3toqu33n
    k3toqu33n Posts: 14 Member
    I confess I am over this workday and think I may walk out early.............
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,199 Member
    my first VW had manual turn signals that were little arms that popped out of the side columns...and a huge rag top sun roof... 1954 vintage I painted it burnt orange and had the top replaced... I was just 17
  • TorStar80
    TorStar80 Posts: 252 Member
    No judgement right? I'm super attracted to chubby/fat guys.
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  • SweatsOnSunday
    SweatsOnSunday Posts: 514 Member
    I confess I ate 1700 calories for dinner last night... So if I fast today, I'll be back on course for the week!