True Confessions - Don't Judge
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abetterme9366 wrote: »captainfantastic94 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »captainfantastic94 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I confess I will probably be drinking my dinner again tonight.
I am drinking redbull fir dinner
With jager?
I wish
Oh vodka then
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »captainfantastic94 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I confess I will probably be drinking my dinner again tonight.
I am drinking redbull fir dinner
im an evan williams and Zzzquil kind of guy myself
Mmmm Evan Williams, that works too. The Zzzquil, I can leave that alone unless I want to sleep for 3 days straight.1 -
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I confess i really do not want to go to work0
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I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one0
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King_Spicy wrote: »I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one
Good luck with that.
You might be coming back to this thread to confess something totally different later on.0 -
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King_Spicy wrote: »I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one
This sounds like a mid-life crisis.0 -
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Tell her you just found it
genius! Unfortunately its not a money issue.TeacupsAndToning wrote: »OR!
Buy a leather jacket, wear some sunglasses, fitted jeans, and wait until she's in a position where you can ride past her to grab her attention, pull over, and she can think, "lord, he is fiiiiiine," and then you can take off your helmet in a really sexy way and she can go, "oh my word, that is my sexy husband."
Then she'll be so enamoured with you that she'll forget all about being against it.
There's a problem with that. I already have all of them and shes already used to a fine *kitten* husband hhahaThis sounds like a mid-life crisis.
Nope. That would be an old '64 impala on hydraulics that I never got to buy growing up.0 -
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Is it a safety issue she's worried about?
Yea, shes from Thailand where people get run over all the time and the CCTV of the incident posted all over social media. I keep getting her on the edge of giving in, but then some local biker will fly past her at 2x the speed limit and scare the wits out of her and she'll come back home telling me "never." lol
I just want a lil small 450cc supermoto bike to wheelie around the city and hop *kitten* on the way to work, tho. No sport bikes or heavy *kitten* bikes for me. I live in an amazing area for it, the speed limits don't go above 45mph, and makes full sense financial wise compared to spending 12x the amount for the car I want.0 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
Well, I see you have dogs.
Offer to get a sidecar and show her this:
Look how fun that is. That looks like the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.
Thats amazing. My dad actually really wants me to take over his old BMW touring bikes and get a sidecar for one of them. I don't have a garage for all of it, though. lol I might get a sidecar for one of his bikes and just keep it in his garage so I can give him rides whenever I visit
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King_Spicy wrote: »I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one
I totally did this with a VW bug project that I planned to restore. My wife was pissed about it for a year. Which I guess is about right considering it took me twice that long to wait for the right deal while I saved for it a few bucks & handfuls of change at a time. I told her when she got back from a business trip to Cancun & spent the next year in trouble over it. She was so mad that I never brought it home. I was afraid too. Left it parked at one of my VW gang members houses while I worked on it. It stayed there for the whole year & then a tree fell on it during a storm & crushed it. She laughed & wasn't mad anymore. My friends & I cut it up so we could use the salvageable metal to fix up other vehicles with it. The pics aren't pretty of the aftermath.
My advice is to buy it, tell her, crush it & then give the usable parts away to your friends that want them because you can either have your dreams crushed by a tree & stay peacefully married or live in a continuous storm of emotions at home. You pretty much wont give a *kitten* about any future visions of grandeur anymore. She gets to keep your balls in her purse & life goes merrily along and half of the married people in your house are happy with the outcome.
RIP - Butter. You were a good VW.3 -
FireTurtle75 wrote: »King_Spicy wrote: »I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one
I totally did this with a VW bug project that I planned to restore. My wife was pissed about it for a year. Which I guess is about right considering it took me twice that long to wait for the right deal while I saved for it a few bucks & handfuls of change at a time. I told her when she got back from a business trip to Cancun & spent the next year in trouble over it. She was so mad that I never brought it home. I was afraid too. Left it parked at one of my VW gang members houses while I worked on it. It stayed there for the whole year & then a tree fell on it during a storm & crushed it. She laughed & wasn't mad anymore. My friends & I cut it up so we could use the salvageable metal to fix up other vehicles with it. The pics aren't pretty of the aftermath.
My advice is to buy it, tell her, crush it & then give the usable parts away to your friends that want them because you can either have your dreams crushed by a tree & stay peacefully married or live in a continuous storm of emotions at home. You pretty much wont give a *kitten* about any future visions of grandeur anymore. She gets to keep your balls in her purse & life goes merrily along and half of the married people in your house are happy with the outcome.
RIP - Butter. You were a good VW.
There are VW Gangs? Holy SHYTE!!!! We are all doomed.0 -
tmanfromtexas wrote: »FireTurtle75 wrote: »King_Spicy wrote: »I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one
I totally did this with a VW bug project that I planned to restore. My wife was pissed about it for a year. Which I guess is about right considering it took me twice that long to wait for the right deal while I saved for it a few bucks & handfuls of change at a time. I told her when she got back from a business trip to Cancun & spent the next year in trouble over it. She was so mad that I never brought it home. I was afraid too. Left it parked at one of my VW gang members houses while I worked on it. It stayed there for the whole year & then a tree fell on it during a storm & crushed it. She laughed & wasn't mad anymore. My friends & I cut it up so we could use the salvageable metal to fix up other vehicles with it. The pics aren't pretty of the aftermath.
My advice is to buy it, tell her, crush it & then give the usable parts away to your friends that want them because you can either have your dreams crushed by a tree & stay peacefully married or live in a continuous storm of emotions at home. You pretty much wont give a *kitten* about any future visions of grandeur anymore. She gets to keep your balls in her purse & life goes merrily along and half of the married people in your house are happy with the outcome.
RIP - Butter. You were a good VW.
There are VW Gangs? Holy SHYTE!!!! We are all doomed.
Yep. Most of the folks are harmless.0 -
FireTurtle75 wrote: »tmanfromtexas wrote: »FireTurtle75 wrote: »King_Spicy wrote: »I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one
I totally did this with a VW bug project that I planned to restore. My wife was pissed about it for a year. Which I guess is about right considering it took me twice that long to wait for the right deal while I saved for it a few bucks & handfuls of change at a time. I told her when she got back from a business trip to Cancun & spent the next year in trouble over it. She was so mad that I never brought it home. I was afraid too. Left it parked at one of my VW gang members houses while I worked on it. It stayed there for the whole year & then a tree fell on it during a storm & crushed it. She laughed & wasn't mad anymore. My friends & I cut it up so we could use the salvageable metal to fix up other vehicles with it. The pics aren't pretty of the aftermath.
My advice is to buy it, tell her, crush it & then give the usable parts away to your friends that want them because you can either have your dreams crushed by a tree & stay peacefully married or live in a continuous storm of emotions at home. You pretty much wont give a *kitten* about any future visions of grandeur anymore. She gets to keep your balls in her purse & life goes merrily along and half of the married people in your house are happy with the outcome.
RIP - Butter. You were a good VW.
There are VW Gangs? Holy SHYTE!!!! We are all doomed.
Yep. Most of the folks are harmless.
I know I was just kidding. Sux about your bug though.1 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »King_Spicy wrote: »I confess that I think I'm gonna buy a motorcycle against my wife's wishes and just not tell her. Maybe park it on the back side of the apartment building and see how long I can ride it to work each day without telling her I own one
Tell her you just found it
OR!
Buy a leather jacket, wear some sunglasses, fitted jeans, and wait until she's in a position where you can ride past her to grab her attention, pull over, and she can think, "lord, he is fiiiiiine," and then you can take off your helmet in a really sexy way and she can go, "oh my word, that is my sexy husband."
Then she'll be so enamoured with you that she'll forget all about being against it.
Best idea ever! I would totally fall for that
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I confess I am over this workday and think I may walk out early.............0
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my first VW had manual turn signals that were little arms that popped out of the side columns...and a huge rag top sun roof... 1954 vintage I painted it burnt orange and had the top replaced... I was just 171
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No judgement right? I'm super attracted to chubby/fat guys.0
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I confess I ate 1700 calories for dinner last night... So if I fast today, I'll be back on course for the week!0
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sending ya love and hugs 
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