True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Thank you guys. It may lead out of the friend zone soon ;)
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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    I confess may or may not have fallen asleep for 20 minites parked outside starbucks before work. Whoops
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    138shades wrote: »
    I confess I might get myself in trouble.

    Do tell?? ;)
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I went on the best non-date ever. The Beast and I went to dinner at an authentic Mexican restaurant where the menus were in Spanish and he patiently discribed several dishes for me. He's the first Hispanic person I've ever met who doesn't like spicy food. We talked about our families, life, and laughed our butts off in the process For dessert, we smuggle Halo Top into the drive-in. Two lawn chairs in the back of his truck under the stars. It was a pretty fantastic night :blush:

    *sigh* #goals Sounds like an great time.

    ps. I'm Hispanic and don't like spicy food either.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    My locker combination is 420. I know what you are thinking; who uses their kids birth date as their locker combination?

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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    I confess I hate to see typos in my posts after the editing time has expired.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    I confess I hate to see typos in my posts after the editing time has expired.

    If I ever deactivate this will be the reason why.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Confess...
    I have a thought that I can't get out of my head.
    It is illegal and potentially dangerous.
    I just keep thinking about how I could get away with it tho.
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  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Confess...
    I have a thought that I can't get out of my head.
    It is illegal and potentially dangerous.
    I just keep thinking about how I could get away with it tho.

    Murder? I may or may not think about that. Can't talk here. Evidence.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Confess...
    I have a thought that I can't get out of my head.
    It is illegal and potentially dangerous.
    I just keep thinking about how I could get away with it tho.

    that sounds like a really, really bad idea



    .... what time do you want me to swing by?
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    I think my boss's husband is fine af. Would never do anything cause I ain't no home wrecker, but damn.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited August 2017
    Earlier today I faked pee. Yep faked pee.

    Walked into a public bathroom stall needing to go #2. Two stalls, one being occupied. Well, you don't unload next to someone so instead of having the guy hear me walk in and immediate leave, I walked up to the urinal and stood there for a bit, flushed the urinal to hide the lack of sound created by a healthy flow of pee.

    I then went up to the next floor and unloaded there.

    The End.
  • smh_cliff
    smh_cliff Posts: 146 Member
    JSurita3 wrote: »
    branflakes1980 wrote: »
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    i confess i hate morning sex

    +1 - Atleast let me brush my teeth first. Yuck!

    After brushing the teeth of course, you must have fresh breath!

    There are ways to do it without breathing on each other... spooning for the win
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Earlier today I faked pee. Yep faked pee.

    Walked into a public bathroom stall needing to go #2. Two stalls, one being occupied. Well, you don't unload next to someone so instead of having the guy hear me walk in and immediate leave, I walked up to the urinal and stood there for a bit, flushed the urinal to hide the lack of sound created by a healthy flow of pee.

    I then went up to the next floor and unloaded there.

    The End.


    No shame I've done this before when the stall I wanted to use wasn't available.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I think my boss's husband is fine af. Would never do anything cause I ain't no home wrecker, but damn.

    We're going to need a photo

    also of the boss lady....
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I think my boss's husband is fine af. Would never do anything cause I ain't no home wrecker, but damn.

    We're going to need a photo

    That'll be a hard nope.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I think my boss's husband is fine af. Would never do anything cause I ain't no home wrecker, but damn.

    We're going to need a photo

    That'll be a hard nope.

    doppelgänger ?
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I think my boss's husband is fine af. Would never do anything cause I ain't no home wrecker, but damn.

    We're going to need a photo

    That'll be a hard nope.

    doppelgänger ?

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I think my boss's husband is fine af. Would never do anything cause I ain't no home wrecker, but damn.

    We're going to need a photo

    That'll be a hard nope.

    doppelgänger ?

    sj068qmg1lce.jpg


    I'm not sure if I should be amused or aroused by that photograph.








    what the heck, I'll go with aroused.
  • madwells1
    madwells1 Posts: 510 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I think my boss's husband is fine af. Would never do anything cause I ain't no home wrecker, but damn.

    We're going to need a photo

    That'll be a hard nope.

    doppelgänger ?

    sj068qmg1lce.jpg

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  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    I keep deleting & re-adding a pic of myself on my profile because I get freaked out about people having the ability to stare at me. Yeah, insecurity is a *kitten*. I'm leaving it up this time damn it. I hope.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »
    I keep deleting & re-adding a pic of myself on my profile because I get freaked out about people having the ability to stare at me. Yeah, insecurity is a *kitten*. I'm leaving it up this time damn it. I hope.

    We enjoy seeing your face!
  • DaveDash87
    DaveDash87 Posts: 22 Member
    I perv at people's pictures on here
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »
    I keep deleting & re-adding a pic of myself on my profile because I get freaked out about people having the ability to stare at me. Yeah, insecurity is a *kitten*. I'm leaving it up this time damn it. I hope.

    Take off your glasses so I can stare into your eyes

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