True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • dervari
    dervari Posts: 805 Member
    dwrightlaw wrote: »
    I'm still *kitten* my soon to be ex-husband

    Lucky guy!
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    I bake when I'm annoyed and when I need a distraction from the world, mostly people.

    I made 68 lemon shortbread cookies tonight.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    IC that when I was around 11 or 12, I accidentally broke the neck of a baby duckling by chucking rocks at it while it was swimming in a pond to get away from me. I wasn't directly aiming for the ducklings, but accidentally hit one anyway. When I saw what I'd done, I took my shoes off and waded out into the middle of the filthy pond to bring it back to land and watch it die since I had no idea what to do. I buried it on the property of the apartments where we lived and visited (while I lived there) with flowers and bread crumbs for the rest of its family.

    I still feel terrible about it to this day and it probably goes a long way toward explaining why a.) I prefer the companionship of animals over people and b.) I go way out of my way to never kill anything.. not even insects or other "undesirables" people tend to hate. I catch them in cups and put them back outside.

    That was an accident. You love animals because animals are worth loving. :smile:
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    dervari wrote: »
    I have no "game" and suck at meeting women. Can't get up the nerve to talk to them.

    This gif will teach you everything you need to know.

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    This is why you are a premium member.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2018
    dwrightlaw wrote: »
    I'm still *kitten* my soon to be ex-husband

    "If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl." - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    dwrightlaw wrote: »
    I'm still *kitten* my soon to be ex-husband

    I did when my soon to be ex and i lived together still. Something about familiarity and being around eachother
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    dervari wrote: »
    dwrightlaw wrote: »
    I'm still *kitten* my soon to be ex-husband

    Lucky guy!

    Really dude?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    dwrightlaw wrote: »
    I'm still *kitten* my soon to be ex-husband

    I did when my soon to be ex and i lived together still. Something about familiarity and being around eachother

    Yup. And i cursed myself for doing it after
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    IC that when I was around 11 or 12, I accidentally broke the neck of a baby duckling by chucking rocks at it while it was swimming in a pond to get away from me. I wasn't directly aiming for the ducklings, but accidentally hit one anyway. When I saw what I'd done, I took my shoes off and waded out into the middle of the filthy pond to bring it back to land and watch it die since I had no idea what to do. I buried it on the property of the apartments where we lived and visited (while I lived there) with flowers and bread crumbs for the rest of its family.

    I still feel terrible about it to this day and it probably goes a long way toward explaining why a.) I prefer the companionship of animals over people and b.) I go way out of my way to never kill anything.. not even insects or other "undesirables" people tend to hate. I catch them in cups and put them back outside.

    That was an accident. You love animals because animals are worth loving. :smile:

    Accident yes, but it still didn't need to happen. I wasn't directly aiming for them, true.. but I still took the life of something that didn't need to die by my hands. I've been pretty harsh to myself about it ever since and very rarely ever mention it to people.. because I'm afraid they'll tell me I'm a monster and not want to socialize with me anymore.

    Irrational fears, eh?
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Ic I'm disappointed in my food diary this week...mainly for the sodium intake...no wonder I feel bloated :/
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    IC I feel very old
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    dwrightlaw wrote: »
    I'm still *kitten* my soon to be ex-husband

    Guuurl... We need to talk.
  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    dwrightlaw wrote: »
    I'm still *kitten* my soon to be ex-husband

    Guuurl... We need to talk.

    I am all *kitten* up, I know...
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    dervari wrote: »
    I have no "game" and suck at meeting women. Can't get up the nerve to talk to them.

    @dervari
    Walk up and say "Im really bad at playing games but I'd jump your checker any time!" :smiley::lol:
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I drove home and took a different route do dodge a cop who was following me
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    I drove home and took a different route do dodge a cop who was following me

    Ill pull into stores or gas stations if there is a cop behind me. Freaks me out too much.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    dervari wrote: »
    I have no "game" and suck at meeting women. Can't get up the nerve to talk to them.

    @dervari
    Walk up and say "Im really bad at playing games but I'd jump your checker any time!" :smiley::lol:

    Yeah..umm, don’t do this.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Just_J_Now wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    dervari wrote: »
    I have no "game" and suck at meeting women. Can't get up the nerve to talk to them.

    @dervari
    Walk up and say "Im really bad at playing games but I'd jump your checker any time!" :smiley::lol:

    Yeah..umm, don’t do this.

    Well, if he wants to get slapped......
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    IC I don’t remember the last time I worked out.
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    IC, I enjoyed that

    The feeling is mutual
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    IC, it's a joke! :lol:
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    Another week where i didnt get any friend requests. I think sometimes people just love to hate the hot, popular guy :/

    But you got me.. who else do ya need :D:#
  • siddbucks
    siddbucks Posts: 33 Member
    I confess that I have been eating my roommates nachos ! I have been doing it all my life !
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    Another week where i didnt get any friend requests. I think sometimes people just love to hate the hot, popular guy :/

    But you got me.. who else do ya need :D:#

    you always say that when i ask you to free me from the basement

    Aww c'mon..you know you love it there

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