True Confessions - Don't Judge
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MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I have a mfp members noodz selling company.
Wait, you can sell them? OMG.. Well there is my retirement plan right there!
Lol. I don't sell mine. I sell other people.
btw if you have a collection to sell...follow me into this dark alley.
Does that mean you'll give me yours for free?
Everything's free for you K.
@Kepplekakes honesty my office is just down here, we can talk money.
Sweet! You know where to send them
dude there is paperwork involved, you need to fill out forms. I need to send pass codes for the website.
Well *kitten*... send me the paperwork, I'll sign my life away... whatever it takes.
PM me ur address and I'll get the ball rolling. There's some non disclosure forms and some diazepam to reduce the shock. I'll throw in some spare batteries too.
I can't wait!! Can you maybe throw in some of that acid from earlier, too? I just want things to be crazy.
dude wtf you can combine noodz with acid. That's like trying to milk a unicorn. If you come through unscathed...youre changed for life.0 -
I am about to take a nap at this place where I'm applying for work1
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I have a mfp members noodz selling company.
Wait, you can sell them? OMG.. Well there is my retirement plan right there!
Lol. I don't sell mine. I sell other people.
btw if you have a collection to sell...follow me into this dark alley.
Does that mean you'll give me yours for free?
Everything's free for you K.
@Kepplekakes honesty my office is just down here, we can talk money.
Sweet! You know where to send them
dude there is paperwork involved, you need to fill out forms. I need to send pass codes for the website.
Well *kitten*... send me the paperwork, I'll sign my life away... whatever it takes.
PM me ur address and I'll get the ball rolling. There's some non disclosure forms and some diazepam to reduce the shock. I'll throw in some spare batteries too.
If the noods in anyway look like chocolate cake with buttercream frosting let me know. I might be interested in that shiznit.
I might be able to dig some up. I think I know what your asking for but if I'm completely wrong...warn me before you post reviews online
yeah, you know what I'm about. Betty Crocker, SandraLee, LittleDebbie....anything moist.
I've got some German stuff...new on the market. Might be illegal but just roll with it.0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I have a mfp members noodz selling company.
Wait, you can sell them? OMG.. Well there is my retirement plan right there!
Lol. I don't sell mine. I sell other people.
btw if you have a collection to sell...follow me into this dark alley.
Does that mean you'll give me yours for free?
Everything's free for you K.
@Kepplekakes honesty my office is just down here, we can talk money.
Sweet! You know where to send them
dude there is paperwork involved, you need to fill out forms. I need to send pass codes for the website.
Well *kitten*... send me the paperwork, I'll sign my life away... whatever it takes.
PM me ur address and I'll get the ball rolling. There's some non disclosure forms and some diazepam to reduce the shock. I'll throw in some spare batteries too.
I can't wait!! Can you maybe throw in some of that acid from earlier, too? I just want things to be crazy.
dude wtf you can combine noodz with acid. That's like trying to milk a unicorn. If you come through unscathed...youre changed for life.
I just wanna see that peen go crazy!
blame @Gimsteinn1 for this..
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I have a mfp members noodz selling company.
Wait, you can sell them? OMG.. Well there is my retirement plan right there!
Lol. I don't sell mine. I sell other people.
btw if you have a collection to sell...follow me into this dark alley.
Does that mean you'll give me yours for free?
Everything's free for you K.
@Kepplekakes honesty my office is just down here, we can talk money.
Sweet! You know where to send them
dude there is paperwork involved, you need to fill out forms. I need to send pass codes for the website.
Well *kitten*... send me the paperwork, I'll sign my life away... whatever it takes.
PM me ur address and I'll get the ball rolling. There's some non disclosure forms and some diazepam to reduce the shock. I'll throw in some spare batteries too.
I can't wait!! Can you maybe throw in some of that acid from earlier, too? I just want things to be crazy.
dude wtf you can combine noodz with acid. That's like trying to milk a unicorn. If you come through unscathed...youre changed for life.
I just wanna see that peen go crazy!
blame @Gimsteinn1 for this..
Why blame her? Is she the one that makes your peen go crazy?kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I have a mfp members noodz selling company.
Wait, you can sell them? OMG.. Well there is my retirement plan right there!
Lol. I don't sell mine. I sell other people.
btw if you have a collection to sell...follow me into this dark alley.
Does that mean you'll give me yours for free?
Everything's free for you K.
@Kepplekakes honesty my office is just down here, we can talk money.
Sweet! You know where to send them
dude there is paperwork involved, you need to fill out forms. I need to send pass codes for the website.
Well *kitten*... send me the paperwork, I'll sign my life away... whatever it takes.
PM me ur address and I'll get the ball rolling. There's some non disclosure forms and some diazepam to reduce the shock. I'll throw in some spare batteries too.
I can't wait!! Can you maybe throw in some of that acid from earlier, too? I just want things to be crazy.
dude wtf you can combine noodz with acid. That's like trying to milk a unicorn. If you come through unscathed...youre changed for life.
I just wanna see that peen go crazy!
blame @Gimsteinn1 for this..
Why blame her? Is she the one that makes your peen go crazy? it's her gif. she knows a guy. 0 -
DJ_Skywalker wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »Am I in the minority if I say I don't get noodz? Or is it my responsibility as being a male member of MFP to send them?
I thought the men were required to send them.
Women are always looking for it, so yeah. Lots of guys will oblige.
Wow. Um. My my what a large D
I want a big D like that ... I'd look at it all day
Look?
I know a couple of other verbs, I damn sure do.1 -
I confess I am completely lost trying to follow this conversation. Sitting here like...
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she's gonna kill me...0
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I should be napping0
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hahaha how has he not been arrested? 0
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