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True Confessions - Don't Judge
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I confess I sometimes confuse the words hijack and jackknife, and I didn’t realize it until I called 911 to report a truck that had slid sideways off the highway and three minutes later SWAT came screaming by.5
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I do not have this hair any longer0
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »
I still have that photo of it braided lol
:laugh: me toojk.. but I do remember it.
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IC:
Sometimes when I see questions about lady 'matters', part of me goes 'hmmmm, is that some pervy dude behind that question?'1 -
IC:
Sometimes when I see questions about lady 'matters', part of me goes 'hmmmm, is that some pervy dude behind that question?'
I doubt it, due to the history of men banishing women during their TOM & thus women perceiving themselves as unattractive, even though it's when they'd otherwise be within the mood! Nothing diminishes my sex drive, therefore I'd be unable to deal with a man that wasn't man enough to enjoy a woman completely!2 -
i confess i check out people's *kitten* when im at the gym lmao3
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Yesterday I counted calories only on the healthy stuff I had and then was proud I am in calorie deficit4
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TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »IC I don't know how to use a fax machine anymore and I am always baffled when someone asks me to fax something versus emailing it.
I'm even more baffled when I see spam from a fax machine.3 -
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SurfyPants wrote: »It is 'officially' the first day of Autumn here. I hate winter.
This goes against everything I know as a uncultured swine of an American.... Autumn starts in October... I feel like I know nothing... How... how is it Autumn in February? It seems so wrong...2 -
SurfyPants wrote: »It is 'officially' the first day of Autumn here. I hate winter.
This goes against everything I know as a uncultured swine of an American.... Autumn starts in October... I feel like I know nothing... How... how is it Autumn in February? It seems so wrong...
Because of the tilt of the Earth's rotation axis. Even though I know this, I still find it weird too. Everyone should move north of the equator. So stuff like this doesn't happen anymore.5 -
SurfyPants wrote: »It is 'officially' the first day of Autumn here. I hate winter.
This goes against everything I know as a uncultured swine of an American.... Autumn starts in October... I feel like I know nothing... How... how is it Autumn in February? It seems so wrong...
Because of the tilt of the Earth's rotation axis. Even though I know this, I still find it weird too. Everyone should move north of the equator. So stuff like this doesn't happen anymore.
I know nothing -jon snow0 -
My confession for the day: concerts are the only thing which truly make me happy.3
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »All the posts are about me.
You drive me crazy and think I’ll trip you when you aren’t looking1 -
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »All the posts are about me.
You drive me crazy and think I’ll trip you when you aren’t looking
I'm always looking
Keep your eyes on @pudgy1977 & just ignore me sneaking up behind you1 -
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »empresssue wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »All the posts are about me.
You drive me crazy and think I’ll trip you when you aren’t looking
I'm always looking
Keep your eyes on @pudgy1977 & just ignore me sneaking up behind you
Saw you.
Damn-gotta work on that cloaking device.....0 -
Clever_User_Name wrote: »IC you act like I really don't exist anymore and I guess I'm ok with that. Zero *kitten* given, right?
Phew.. not me0 -
Clever_User_Name wrote: »IC you act like I really don't exist anymore and I guess I'm ok with that. Zero *kitten* given, right?
Because your profile pic. Have you tried Quench Gum Sports Team Chewing Gum? It comes up when I google GatorGum. Maybe it's good?0 -
I confess this is my first post in a myfitnesspal thread.5
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shellender08 wrote: »I confess this is my first post in a myfitnesspal thread.
Welcome! Now was that so bad?
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shellender08 wrote: »I confess this is my first post in a myfitnesspal thread.
Run... run far, run fast.0
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