I like to get naked, hide in bedroom cupboards with a squeezy bottle of mayo and lie in wait until a couple is getting it on. I then burst out of the cupboard screaming CAWWWW CAAAAAAWWW! like a seagull and spray my mayo all over them
When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse
When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'
mingecrackers = quality.
Sometimes I like to strip naked, cover myself in Vaseline and try and squeeze through the catflap, pretending to be a poo on it's way out of a rectum
Ahahahaaha sheer genius When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse I like to suck my fingers and rub the saliva on aging photographs of my late grandmother.
Rodeo: When I'm gettin' it on w/ my wife from the back...I like to lean forward...whisper another girls name in her ear and try to hold on for dear life like a bucking bronco.
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