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Well this is awk..

JeremiahStone
JeremiahStone Posts: 682 Member
edited January 27 in Chit-Chat
The goal of this thread is to post as awkward a comment as you can.
I'm not trying to get attention for myself by the way..
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  • fufi04
    fufi04 Posts: 471 Member
    Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.
  • mingecrackers
    mingecrackers Posts: 152
    Sometimes I like to strip naked, cover myself in Vaseline and try and squeeze through the catflap, pretending to be a poo on it's way out of a rectum
  • scruffykaz
    scruffykaz Posts: 317 Member
    Why do you think I'm bothered?
  • mingecrackers
    mingecrackers Posts: 152
    I enjoy sprinkling self-raising flour on orphans
  • JeremiahStone
    JeremiahStone Posts: 682 Member
    I dont always poop, but when I do, I make sure its a good poop.
  • mingecrackers
    mingecrackers Posts: 152
    I like to get naked, hide in bedroom cupboards with a squeezy bottle of mayo and lie in wait until a couple is getting it on. I then burst out of the cupboard screaming CAWWWW CAAAAAAWWW! like a seagull and spray my mayo all over them
  • kaseyrose87
    kaseyrose87 Posts: 125
    @mingecrackers, your disturbingly good at this! Haha!
  • grggmrtn
    grggmrtn Posts: 171 Member
    I HAVE to tag this just in case mingey posts more - I'm peeing myself laughing here!!!
  • JeremiahStone
    JeremiahStone Posts: 682 Member
    I like to get naked, hide in bedroom cupboards with a squeezy bottle of mayo and lie in wait until a couple is getting it on. I then burst out of the cupboard screaming CAWWWW CAAAAAAWWW! like a seagull and spray my mayo all over them

    rflmbo
  • mingecrackers
    mingecrackers Posts: 152
    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse
  • battyg13
    battyg13 Posts: 508 Member
    mingecrackers = quality.
  • benjib84
    benjib84 Posts: 125
    Ahahahaaha sheer genius
    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

    I like to suck my fingers and rub the saliva on aging photographs of my late grandmother.
  • mingecrackers
    mingecrackers Posts: 152
    When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'
  • battyg13
    battyg13 Posts: 508 Member
    When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

    Actually crying with laughter at my desk. hahahahahaha
  • Poprocket_2012
    Poprocket_2012 Posts: 142
    mingecrackers = quality.

    ^^This^^ comedy gold :laugh:
  • johnglenn1973
    johnglenn1973 Posts: 274
    Holy Sheep, mingecrackers has a very disturbing imagination!! AWESOME!!!
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    I fantasize that me and Oprah will get it in in a ball pit filled with bacon fat while the entire audience claps and cheers us on :\
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

    Haha....this made me lol!
  • JDySart777
    JDySart777 Posts: 270 Member
    Sometimes I like to strip naked, cover myself in Vaseline and try and squeeze through the catflap, pretending to be a poo on it's way out of a rectum

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: NICE ONE!
  • mfrkorey
    mfrkorey Posts: 176 Member
    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

    I may just do this TODAY!
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

    I wonder how effective this would be... I want to try this...
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

    BWAHAHA! This... this is my favorite so far!
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    Well THIS thread should be locked in about 5 more minutes...

    crickets...
  • JDySart777
    JDySart777 Posts: 270 Member
    Rodeo: When I'm gettin' it on w/ my wife from the back...I like to lean forward...whisper another girls name in her ear and try to hold on for dear life like a bucking bronco.
  • elledeery
    elledeery Posts: 866
    Ahahahaaha sheer genius
    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

    I like to suck my fingers and rub the saliva on aging photographs of my late grandmother.

    I don't know about awkward but I might have cringed a little...award for creepiest post right there!
  • jamiesillimandunn
    jamiesillimandunn Posts: 270 Member
    This guy I used to work with would follow me around the office ( he's like 6'5) and he would hide behind the five foot fake trees peek his head though them and whisper " the galaxy is mine" freakin creepy !! And AWKWARD I never knew how to respond ! Lol
  • jamiesillimandunn
    jamiesillimandunn Posts: 270 Member
    Then he'd ask if I wanted to go to his house to pet his kitties!! I felt bad but had to decline the offers...
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Rodeo: When I'm gettin' it on w/ my wife from the back...I like to lean forward...whisper another girls name in her ear and try to hold on for dear life like a bucking bronco.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, can I watch?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    One time a friend texted me and told me he called out my name while having sex with his girlfriend. She confirmed he wasnt joking.
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

    Quoting this because it made me laugh so much that my eyes got watery.

    This will also serve as a bump because I need to stop laughing since I'm supposed to be working. These are hilarious.
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