Well this is awk..

missdibs1

in for the laughs....

Some of y'all are funny as h3ll!!!!!

AGREED

tehboxingkitteh

Explaining to a doctor why you have a miscellaneous object lodged inside an unnamed body part that needs to be removed with special tools that mqy or may not involve a sexual component.

_Waffle_

I sleep with this doll between myself and my wife. When she complains I tell her "Shhhh, I don't want Urkel to hear us fighting."

Lovdiamnd

That awkward moment when you realize you're chewing on a borrowed pen or pencil :sick:

Jonesingmucho

I like playing hide and seek at work.

I just don't tell anyone else we are playing.

I sit in the dark closet giggling to myself that no one can find me.

I mean I have a friend who does this...

yo_andi

I drunkenly hooked up with a very attractive older man at a wedding once. Later that night I met a lovely young man, also very attractive. We started seeing each other, but I kept thinking about the other guy... anyway, fast forward a few months and I go to meet his parents. We're no longer together and parted on a good foot but man was it awkward telling him that the reason his dad was so weird around me is because we had um, met before.

taunto

This thread is full of amateurs.

xvxCelticWandererxvx

YeeeeHAaaaW! ........ :indifferent: Ooops! Wrong room :blushing:

billsica

How do I explain to my son that he is a result of my allergic reaction to latex and poor timing?
I also break out from latex gloves, blowing up balloons and hose head masks.

BikerGirlElaine

Explaining to a doctor why you have a miscellaneous object lodged inside an unnamed body part that needs to be removed with special tools that mqy or may not involve a sexual component.

Yeah, I can relate. Makes you wanna switch doctors.

FootballGamer58

I have this weird lump just on the inside of my *kitten*, what do i do?

tehboxingkitteh

Explaining to a doctor why you have a miscellaneous object lodged inside an unnamed body part that needs to be removed with special tools that mqy or may not involve a sexual component.

that's not normal?

How about calling a friend hysterically crying, because a condom got stuck and neither of you can find it?

Never made the phone call... walked into the next bedroom to ask my friend if she was sober enough to see if it was inside me :blushing:

InForBacon

This thread is full of amateurs.

Go on taunto, show 'em how it's really done!

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PantalaNagaPampa

Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.

You are going to need a bigger in box

capnrus789

I like midget porn.

I like midget tranny porn.

newjenn40

When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

LOVE THIS!!!!

Lovdiamnd

meh

harvo

Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.

May be awk on other sites...pretty standard here.....

FootballGamer58

I like midget porn.

I like midget tranny porn.

girls get about 50% hotter when they have a "member"

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

I sleep with this doll between myself and my wife. When she complains I tell her "Shhhh, I don't want Urkel to hear us fighting."

Your wife has a crush on PlayerHatinDogooder, too?

PantalaNagaPampa

*slowly backing away.............reaches for doorknob and finds out it's been locked from the outside.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

How did you get out of my basement!?

Wait... theres a kitchen in the basement?

polarsjewel

I like midget porn.

Who doesn't??

ACepero79

Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.

Done.

FootballGamer58

Please inbox me the size of your vagina. K, Thanks!

edge_dragoncaller

When gettin' it on with my wife, I'm wanna do it up and up, then roll her over and go down and down. I push to the left, then right, then left, then right, On her (B)ack, smack her (A), then her (B)ack again and Smack her (A). Only then do I select to start.

When we do it like this...I feel like I'm in god mode.




*edited for grammar..probably made it worse.

miss_jessiejane

Please inbox me the size of your vagina. K, Thanks!

Junk pics sent.

FootballGamer58

Please inbox me the size of your vagina. K, Thanks!

Junk pics sent.

Nice size, great width. Depth is very impressive 10/10 wb

Ashkea76

I like to get naked, hide in bedroom cupboards with a squeezy bottle of mayo and lie in wait until a couple is getting it on. I then burst out of the cupboard screaming CAWWWW CAAAAAAWWW! like a seagull and spray my mayo all over them

OMG laughed so hard at this....my roommate hates mayo....wonder if you've met her before?? :laugh:

iAMsmiling

The moment when you realize that the smokin' hot new girl at work actually resembles your 5th grade teacher...the nun.