Well this is awk..

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  • melissafaith24
    melissafaith24 Posts: 251 Member
    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

    must.remember.this.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    One time a friend texted me and told me he called out my name while having sex with his girlfriend. She confirmed he wasnt joking.

    Lmao! That is akward!
  • ruth3698
    ruth3698 Posts: 305 Member
    When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

    This the best one so far! Lmfao over here.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    One time a friend texted me and told me he called out my name while having sex with his girlfriend. She confirmed he wasnt joking.

    Lmao! That is akward!

    Yeah, he said they couldnt finish becaue she started laughing so hard and the joke was worth it. :laugh:
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    I'm busy trying to explain to hubby why I'm laughing but cant say too much as the kids are in the room with us.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    *slowly backing away.............reaches for doorknob and finds out it's been locked from the outside.*

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    in for the laughs....

    Some of y'all are funny as h3ll!!!!!
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
    When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

    I am laughing so hard right now.
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    If your face was on a shirt I'd buy that shirt
  • jonjhayden
    jonjhayden Posts: 165 Member
    I HAVE to tag this just in case mingey posts more - I'm peeing myself laughing here!!!

    I'm suddenly thirsty.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.

    There is absolutely NOTHING awkward about this comment.

    It's pretty much normal behavior around here.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    This guy I used to work with would follow me around the office ( he's like 6'5) and he would hide behind the five foot fake trees peek his head though them and whisper " the galaxy is mine" freakin creepy !! And AWKWARD I never knew how to respond ! Lol

    I think I know this guy, LOL!
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

    BWAHAHA! This... this is my favorite so far!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Trying to get my laughter under control before my boss sees me.
  • missdibs1
    missdibs1 Posts: 1,092 Member
    :laugh:
    Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    So here's my joke:


    An Irishman walks out of a bar.




    barrump bump!







    **I'll show myself out**>>>>>>
  • jersey_jenn
    jersey_jenn Posts: 122 Member
    that moment when your 15yr old nephew realizes exactly what his mom shaves with the razor he "borrowed"
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
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  • jonjhayden
    jonjhayden Posts: 165 Member
    Then he'd ask if I wanted to go to his house to pet his kitties!! I felt bad but had to decline the offers...

    The correct response is ... sorry I really have to go home and stroke my own kitty.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    One time a friend texted me and told me he called out my name while having sex with his girlfriend. She confirmed he wasnt joking.

    Lmao! That is akward!

    Yeah, he said they couldnt finish becaue she started laughing so hard and the joke was worth it. :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh: Wow!
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I'm not creative enough for akward...but I did have a guy stalk me around the grocery store once. When I got the dairy section he stepped in front of my cart and told me he wanted to survive a zombie apocolypse with me. Awkward at first but he scored cool points for creativity.
  • missdibs1
    missdibs1 Posts: 1,092 Member
    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

    :laugh:
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    *slowly backing away.............reaches for doorknob and finds out it's been locked from the outside.*

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    How did you get out of my basement!?
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Sho me yer bewbs.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    I can't read any further until my coworkers are gone.....

    Mingecrackers is KILLIN me!!

    I was biting my finger to keep from busting out laughing in the middle of a quiet office, but I almost drew blood!

    Bump for massive amounts of laughing later.... :bigsmile:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Rodeo: When I'm gettin' it on w/ my wife from the back...I like to lean forward...whisper another girls name in her ear and try to hold on for dear life like a bucking bronco.

    I'm guessing you sleep with one eye open... lol
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.

    Pics sent.
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    That awkward moment when you realize the cat's in bed with you....
  • jonjhayden
    jonjhayden Posts: 165 Member
    I fantasize that me and Oprah will get it in in a ball pit filled with bacon fat while the entire audience claps and cheers us on :\

    Who hasn't?
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  • ruth3698
    ruth3698 Posts: 305 Member
    I like midget porn.

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