Well this is awk..

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  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
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    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

    I wonder how effective this would be... I want to try this...
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
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    When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

    BWAHAHA! This... this is my favorite so far!
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
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    Well THIS thread should be locked in about 5 more minutes...

    crickets...
  • JDySart777
    JDySart777 Posts: 270 Member
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    Rodeo: When I'm gettin' it on w/ my wife from the back...I like to lean forward...whisper another girls name in her ear and try to hold on for dear life like a bucking bronco.
  • elledeery
    elledeery Posts: 866
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    Ahahahaaha sheer genius
    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

    I like to suck my fingers and rub the saliva on aging photographs of my late grandmother.

    I don't know about awkward but I might have cringed a little...award for creepiest post right there!
  • jamiesillimandunn
    jamiesillimandunn Posts: 270 Member
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    This guy I used to work with would follow me around the office ( he's like 6'5) and he would hide behind the five foot fake trees peek his head though them and whisper " the galaxy is mine" freakin creepy !! And AWKWARD I never knew how to respond ! Lol
  • jamiesillimandunn
    jamiesillimandunn Posts: 270 Member
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    Then he'd ask if I wanted to go to his house to pet his kitties!! I felt bad but had to decline the offers...
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    Rodeo: When I'm gettin' it on w/ my wife from the back...I like to lean forward...whisper another girls name in her ear and try to hold on for dear life like a bucking bronco.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, can I watch?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    One time a friend texted me and told me he called out my name while having sex with his girlfriend. She confirmed he wasnt joking.
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
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    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

    Quoting this because it made me laugh so much that my eyes got watery.

    This will also serve as a bump because I need to stop laughing since I'm supposed to be working. These are hilarious.
  • melissafaith24
    melissafaith24 Posts: 251 Member
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    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

    must.remember.this.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    One time a friend texted me and told me he called out my name while having sex with his girlfriend. She confirmed he wasnt joking.

    Lmao! That is akward!
  • ruth3698
    ruth3698 Posts: 305 Member
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    When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

    This the best one so far! Lmfao over here.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    One time a friend texted me and told me he called out my name while having sex with his girlfriend. She confirmed he wasnt joking.

    Lmao! That is akward!

    Yeah, he said they couldnt finish becaue she started laughing so hard and the joke was worth it. :laugh:
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
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    I'm busy trying to explain to hubby why I'm laughing but cant say too much as the kids are in the room with us.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    *slowly backing away.............reaches for doorknob and finds out it's been locked from the outside.*

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
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    in for the laughs....

    Some of y'all are funny as h3ll!!!!!
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
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    When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

    I am laughing so hard right now.
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
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    If your face was on a shirt I'd buy that shirt
  • jonjhayden
    jonjhayden Posts: 165 Member
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    I HAVE to tag this just in case mingey posts more - I'm peeing myself laughing here!!!

    I'm suddenly thirsty.

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