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I sleep with this doll between myself and my wife. When she complains I tell her "Shhhh, I don't want Urkel to hear us fighting."
Your wife has a crush on PlayerHatinDogooder, too?0 -
*slowly backing away.............reaches for doorknob and finds out it's been locked from the outside.*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
How did you get out of my basement!?0 -
I like midget porn.
Who doesn't??0 -
Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.
Done.0 -
Please inbox me the size of your vagina. K, Thanks!0
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When gettin' it on with my wife, I'm wanna do it up and up, then roll her over and go down and down. I push to the left, then right, then left, then right, On her (B)ack, smack her (A), then her (B)ack again and Smack her (A). Only then do I select to start.
When we do it like this...I feel like I'm in god mode.
*edited for grammar..probably made it worse.0 -
Please inbox me the size of your vagina. K, Thanks!
Junk pics sent.0 -
Please inbox me the size of your vagina. K, Thanks!
Junk pics sent.
Nice size, great width. Depth is very impressive 10/10 wb0 -
I like to get naked, hide in bedroom cupboards with a squeezy bottle of mayo and lie in wait until a couple is getting it on. I then burst out of the cupboard screaming CAWWWW CAAAAAAWWW! like a seagull and spray my mayo all over them
OMG laughed so hard at this....my roommate hates mayo....wonder if you've met her before?? :laugh:0 -
The moment when you realize that the smokin' hot new girl at work actually resembles your 5th grade teacher...the nun.0
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So, I'm kneeling there with this crucifix *kitten* in my bum, the crucifx handle breakds off, leaving the *kitten* inserted, I'm just staring at the crucifix in my hand, my wife walks in, says how moving it is to see me on my knees parying, but why am I naked... and that was only the third most awkward 10 minute conversation of my life.0
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I like midget porn.
I like midget tranny porn.
hmm I can see why....you get your lesbian,penis and midget fix all in one go! *googling it now*0 -
I went to my friends house at 12am for some all night halo. He was grounded so I had to sneak in. At 2am or so his dad starts coming downstairs so I run into the dining room and hide under a table. His dad then tells him its late and to go to bed. Then his dad decides to watch tv. So here I am stuck in the kitchen with his dad no more than 15 feet away from me so I couldn't leave. While Im texting my friend (who went upstairs) asking what to do I hear the telltale infamous music that only plays during a porno. His dad watched it for an hour or so, my friend not knowing what to do, and me under the dining room table. For those wondering, I could see the tv so I decided to watch too0
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I'm TNT0
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Please inbox me the size of your vagina. K, Thanks!
Junk pics sent.
Nice size, great width. Depth is very impressive 10/10 wb
Thanks bro, looking quite thick, solid ,tight yourself.0 -
So when girls run and their tampon falls out, does that mean they have a loose vagina?0
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So when girls run and their tampon falls out, does that mean they have a loose vagina?
no, when you have to shove three in at a time, thats when you know0 -
I went to my friends house at 12am for some all night halo. He was grounded so I had to sneak in. At 2am or so his dad starts coming downstairs so I run into the dining room and hide under a table. His dad then tells him its late and to go to bed. Then his dad decides to watch tv. So here I am stuck in the kitchen with his dad no more than 15 feet away from me so I couldn't leave. While Im texting my friend (who went upstairs) asking what to do I hear the telltale infamous music that only plays during a porno. His dad watched it for an hour or so, my friend not knowing what to do, and me under the dining room table. For those wondering, I could see the tv so I decided to watch too
Oh you dirty little bird! :laugh:0 -
Please inbox me the size of your vagina. K, Thanks!
Junk pics sent.
Nice size, great width. Depth is very impressive 10/10 wb
Well played0 -
That awkward moment when you accidentally elbow the woman standing waaaay too close to you in the check out line in the boob.
BOOYAH!0
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