Well this is awk..

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  • missdibs1
    missdibs1 Posts: 1,092 Member
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    in for the laughs....

    Some of y'all are funny as h3ll!!!!!

    AGREED
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    Explaining to a doctor why you have a miscellaneous object lodged inside an unnamed body part that needs to be removed with special tools that mqy or may not involve a sexual component.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    I sleep with this doll between myself and my wife. When she complains I tell her "Shhhh, I don't want Urkel to hear us fighting."

    tumblr_m1ygjfXBVQ1qb3mmfo1_500.jpg
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
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    That awkward moment when you realize you're chewing on a borrowed pen or pencil :sick:
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    I like playing hide and seek at work.

    I just don't tell anyone else we are playing.

    I sit in the dark closet giggling to myself that no one can find me.

    I mean I have a friend who does this...
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    I drunkenly hooked up with a very attractive older man at a wedding once. Later that night I met a lovely young man, also very attractive. We started seeing each other, but I kept thinking about the other guy... anyway, fast forward a few months and I go to meet his parents. We're no longer together and parted on a good foot but man was it awkward telling him that the reason his dad was so weird around me is because we had um, met before.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    This thread is full of amateurs.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    YeeeeHAaaaW! ........ :indifferent: Ooops! Wrong room :blushing:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    How do I explain to my son that he is a result of my allergic reaction to latex and poor timing?
    I also break out from latex gloves, blowing up balloons and hose head masks.
  • BikerGirlElaine
    BikerGirlElaine Posts: 1,631 Member
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    Explaining to a doctor why you have a miscellaneous object lodged inside an unnamed body part that needs to be removed with special tools that mqy or may not involve a sexual component.

    Yeah, I can relate. Makes you wanna switch doctors.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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    I have this weird lump just on the inside of my *kitten*, what do i do?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    Explaining to a doctor why you have a miscellaneous object lodged inside an unnamed body part that needs to be removed with special tools that mqy or may not involve a sexual component.

    that's not normal?

    How about calling a friend hysterically crying, because a condom got stuck and neither of you can find it?
    Never made the phone call... walked into the next bedroom to ask my friend if she was sober enough to see if it was inside me :blushing:
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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    This thread is full of amateurs.

    Go on taunto, show 'em how it's really done!
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.
    You are going to need a bigger in box
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    I like midget porn.

    I like midget tranny porn.
  • newjenn40
    newjenn40 Posts: 27 Member
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    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse


    LOVE THIS!!!!
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
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    meh
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.

    May be awk on other sites...pretty standard here.....
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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    I like midget porn.

    I like midget tranny porn.

    girls get about 50% hotter when they have a "member"

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