Tried the Peep Cleanse

crazyjerseygirl
crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
didnt work.
Now what?

I even tried washing it down with a large sugar-free Slurpee but I feel like the chemicals in there might've stalled my weightloss. HALP.
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  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    Are you sure you did it properly for 10 days?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,189 Member
    Get yourself some Haribo Sugar free Gummie Bears, STAT!
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Try vodka?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,189 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Try vodka?

    I'm trying the vodka diet, so far it's really good! I've lost 3 days already!
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    You probably didn't eat the right color ones. PLUS, you have to drink that green tea first and it has to be before 6 p.m. Also, if you didn't eat on that military diet for a week first, it's not going to work. DUH!
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  • DeguelloTex
    DeguelloTex Posts: 6,652 Member
    The yellow ones didn't work for me. The purple ones did. Our bodies are all different and we must take different journeys.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    OH and I forgot! You have to eat more calories to lose weight.
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    It has to be thre original peep shape also it can't be any of those knock off seasonal peep nonsense
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    Azexas wrote: »
    Are you sure you did it properly for 10 days?

    I only held out 1 day. I wAs gettin the shakes.

    Wait, can I log the sugar shakes as exercise?
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    Get yourself some Haribo Sugar free Gummie Bears, STAT!

    No, I poop fine, thanks.
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    Can you get results out of season?
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    You probably didn't eat the right color ones. PLUS, you have to drink that green tea first and it has to be before 6 p.m. Also, if you didn't eat on that military diet for a week first, it's not going to work. DUH!
    epf0mryihm1h.jpeg

    Aww crumbs! I only eat the yellow chicks, the others have unnatural dyes I heard? Didn't do the tea though. Boo!
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    Azexas wrote: »
    Are you sure you did it properly for 10 days?

    I only held out 1 day. I wAs gettin the shakes.

    Wait, can I log the sugar shakes as exercise?

    I believe those would fall under cardio and not strength training
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    OH and I forgot! You have to eat more calories to lose weight.

    Well duh, I knew that. I can science!
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Do u even science?
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,148 Member
    Don't eat the green ones. They will make you supah bulkeh. Below is a photo, unshopped, of lawyer Jennifer Walters, two days after consuming green Peeps.
    2864676-she_hulk.jpg
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    I think you should eat more peeps and wait it out after raising your intake for a few weeks. You'll probably see results.

    Also, the shakes COULD have come from not eating enough peeps, so you could solve 2 problems at once by increasing peep intake.

    There's some good advice already in here, too.

    The blue rabbit peeps worked for me. But the blue chick peeps should do the same and the blue ones are naturally colored.

    I hate the color yellow, so i would never lose weight on the yellow. All that stress would cause my corticosteroid ghrelin serotonin levels to skyrocket and my body would go into starvation mode. Good luck!
  • sheermomentum
    sheermomentum Posts: 827 Member
    Don't worry about it. Just log it and move on.
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    zyxst wrote: »
    Don't eat the green ones. They will make you supah bulkeh. Below is a photo, unshopped, of lawyer Jennifer Walters, two days after consuming green Peeps.
    2864676-she_hulk.jpg

    Where does one purchase a body suit with that level of....support?
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Do u even science?

    How dare you accuse me of not sciencing you meenie! I science so hard!
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    I think you should lodge a complaint with tincanonastring?
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    I think you should eat more peeps and wait it out after raising your intake for a few weeks. You'll probably see results.

    Also, the shakes COULD have come from not eating enough peeps, so you could solve 2 problems at once by increasing peep intake.

    There's some good advice already in here, too.

    The blue rabbit peeps worked for me. But the blue chick peeps should do the same and the blue ones are naturally colored.

    I hate the color yellow, so i would never lose weight on the yellow. All that stress would cause my corticosteroid ghrelin serotonin levels to skyrocket and my body would go into starvation mode. Good luck!

    Well, I can see from your photo that you have cats, I'm allergic to those so I think blue peeps wouldn't work with my personal chemistry.

    Hmm. Maybe if I infused them with some essential oils....
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    I think you should lodge a complaint with tincanonastring?

    They still let that meenie on the boards? For shame!

    I demand that you coddle my stupidity!
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Do u even science?

    How dare you accuse me of not sciencing you meenie! I science so hard!


    It's all part of the CICO cult, doncha know.
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    I think you should eat more peeps and wait it out after raising your intake for a few weeks. You'll probably see results.

    Also, the shakes COULD have come from not eating enough peeps, so you could solve 2 problems at once by increasing peep intake.

    There's some good advice already in here, too.

    The blue rabbit peeps worked for me. But the blue chick peeps should do the same and the blue ones are naturally colored.

    I hate the color yellow, so i would never lose weight on the yellow. All that stress would cause my corticosteroid ghrelin serotonin levels to skyrocket and my body would go into starvation mode. Good luck!

    Well, I can see from your photo that you have cats, I'm allergic to those so I think blue peeps wouldn't work with my personal chemistry.

    Hmm. Maybe if I infused them with some essential oils....

    I forgot, they turned my hair blue. So that's one side effect to watch out for. Possibly my levels of hcg asdfghjkl got too high. Even my eyes turned blue.

    Yeah, one of my cats works in a peep factory. He doesn't eat enough because he wants white peeps and they don't make them where he is, and he's getting very fat. I'm unsure how to fix his problem.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    You ate the eyes, didn't you.... DIDN'T YOU?

    According to the creator of the Peep Cleanse (TM, all hail @tincanonastring) you are to NEVER eat the eyes!!!

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  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    I think you should eat more peeps and wait it out after raising your intake for a few weeks. You'll probably see results.

    Also, the shakes COULD have come from not eating enough peeps, so you could solve 2 problems at once by increasing peep intake.

    There's some good advice already in here, too.

    The blue rabbit peeps worked for me. But the blue chick peeps should do the same and the blue ones are naturally colored.

    I hate the color yellow, so i would never lose weight on the yellow. All that stress would cause my corticosteroid ghrelin serotonin levels to skyrocket and my body would go into starvation mode. Good luck!

    Well, I can see from your photo that you have cats, I'm allergic to those so I think blue peeps wouldn't work with my personal chemistry.

    Hmm. Maybe if I infused them with some essential oils....

    I forgot, they turned my hair blue. So that's one side effect to watch out for. Possibly my levels of hcg asdfghjkl got too high. Even my eyes turned blue.

    Yeah, one of my cats works in a peep factory. He doesn't eat enough because he wants white peeps and they don't make them where he is, and he's getting very fat. I'm unsure how to fix his problem.

    Amazon
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00VSBRMK6/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?qid=1439775855&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SY200_QL40&keywords=white+peeps&dpPl=1&dpID=51ViThQTtfL&ref=plSrch
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    You ate the eyes, didn't you.... DIDN'T YOU?

    According to the creator of the Peep Cleanse (TM, all hail @tincanonastring) you are to NEVER eat the eyes!!!

    lufqm8gbnz7c.png

    WHAT?!?!? That wasn't on the meme I got my recipe from!
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    I think you should eat more peeps and wait it out after raising your intake for a few weeks. You'll probably see results.

    Also, the shakes COULD have come from not eating enough peeps, so you could solve 2 problems at once by increasing peep intake.

    There's some good advice already in here, too.

    The blue rabbit peeps worked for me. But the blue chick peeps should do the same and the blue ones are naturally colored.

    I hate the color yellow, so i would never lose weight on the yellow. All that stress would cause my corticosteroid ghrelin serotonin levels to skyrocket and my body would go into starvation mode. Good luck!

    Well, I can see from your photo that you have cats, I'm allergic to those so I think blue peeps wouldn't work with my personal chemistry.

    Hmm. Maybe if I infused them with some essential oils....

    I forgot, they turned my hair blue. So that's one side effect to watch out for. Possibly my levels of hcg asdfghjkl got too high. Even my eyes turned blue.

    Yeah, one of my cats works in a peep factory. He doesn't eat enough because he wants white peeps and they don't make them where he is, and he's getting very fat. I'm unsure how to fix his problem.

    Amazon
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00VSBRMK6/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?qid=1439775855&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SY200_QL40&keywords=white+peeps&dpPl=1&dpID=51ViThQTtfL&ref=plSrch

    Oh, good! Now i can get him on a good cleanse before he gets too much more overweight, thanks!
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    You ate the eyes, didn't you.... DIDN'T YOU?

    According to the creator of the Peep Cleanse (TM, all hail @tincanonastring) you are to NEVER eat the eyes!!!

    lufqm8gbnz7c.png

    I did pick the eyes off mine. Maybe that was the real reason it worked.

    Wouldn't essential oils add fat, and fat makes you fat....so I'm not sure that would work.