Gym etiquette
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I learn so much from these forums. Wow! I have led a sheltered life.0
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andympanda wrote: »andympanda wrote: »andympanda wrote: »
So you're the Great Arbiter of what is embarrassing? Maybe try keeping your eyes high for a bit there, chief
For arguments sake, why not let her decide not you or me?
SHE HAS ALREADY DECIDED.
Y u no think she own mirror?
she might not have looked int it, do you know evrey thing other people do by a 2 second glance?
Thank goodness she has you nearby to "look into it" for her. You've convinced me. Next time you're at the gym staring at all the women below the waist, when you see one that has a bit more definition down there than suits your taste, I think you should say something.
Wait till she separates from the herd, then silently come up behind her, but your hand on the small of her back, then whisper in her ear about how when you're eyeballing her crotch from across the room that she might have a bit too much hoohaa showing and that you're there to help her do something about that hoohaa situation. I'm certain that she will show you the appreciation you deserve for helping her out like that.
You're gonna be a hero
I'm cracking up here. LOL
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What makes you think that she will have the same issue on another day? I say "hush" not your business.0
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PeachyCarol wrote: »arditarose wrote: »
Dying. Tears.
There's a Prancercise sequel. She's got a boo. I think it's about sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIXIZ_8aGM8
OMG. Dying. Tears!0 -
There's a Prancercise SEQUEL?!?!? Why has nobody told me about this before? Some pals you are!
TL:DR but OP, would you want someone to tell you if you had moose knuckle? No? There's your answer.0 -
To be honest, if a woman told me I had moose knuckle, my response would probably be "Thanks. Liked what you saw?"SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »There's a Prancercise SEQUEL?!?!? Why has nobody told me about this before? Some pals you are!
TL:DR but OP, would you want someone to tell you if you had moose knuckle? No? There's your answer.
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No. Just no.
To be honest, if a woman told me I had moose knuckle, my response would probably be "Thanks. Liked what you saw?"SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »There's a Prancercise SEQUEL?!?!? Why has nobody told me about this before? Some pals you are!
TL:DR but OP, would you want someone to tell you if you had moose knuckle? No? There's your answer.
"The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."
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SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
No. Just no.
To be honest, if a woman told me I had moose knuckle, my response would probably be "Thanks. Liked what you saw?"SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »There's a Prancercise SEQUEL?!?!? Why has nobody told me about this before? Some pals you are!
TL:DR but OP, would you want someone to tell you if you had moose knuckle? No? There's your answer.
"The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."
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When I'm at the gym I like to do
curls on the squat rack,
dumbbell rows while holding onto the whole rack of Dumbbells,
two different exercises using multiple cables,
Hover over people while they workout so I can work in but then change their whole setup so it's how I want it to be and
Use two adjustable benches for some dips
...just kidding
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PeachyCarol wrote: »arditarose wrote: »
Dying. Tears.
There's a Prancercise sequel. She's got a boo. I think it's about sex.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIXIZ_8aGM8
He looks like he'd rather not be there. Kind of like he's half-heartedly pretending to fly (they both kind of look like that).
Did anybody else find it funny that they kept the part with the horse pooping? (Just before 4:30). Did they mean to have that there, or just not know they can edit??
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SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
No. Just no.
To be honest, if a woman told me I had moose knuckle, my response would probably be "Thanks. Liked what you saw?"SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »There's a Prancercise SEQUEL?!?!? Why has nobody told me about this before? Some pals you are!
TL:DR but OP, would you want someone to tell you if you had moose knuckle? No? There's your answer.
"The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."
Jeeps are sexy
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Haha the time and effort needed to even notice a girls camel toe.. Focus on the workout!0
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andympanda wrote: »andympanda wrote: »andympanda wrote: »
So you're the Great Arbiter of what is embarrassing? Maybe try keeping your eyes high for a bit there, chief
For arguments sake, why not let her decide not you or me?
SHE HAS ALREADY DECIDED.
Y u no think she own mirror?
she might not have looked int it, do you know evrey thing other people do by a 2 second glance?
Thank goodness she has you nearby to "look into it" for her. You've convinced me. Next time you're at the gym staring at all the women below the waist, when you see one that has a bit more definition down there than suits your taste, I think you should say something.
Wait till she separates from the herd, then silently come up behind her, but your hand on the small of her back, then whisper in her ear about how when you're eyeballing her crotch from across the room that she might have a bit too much hoohaa showing and that you're there to help her do something about that hoohaa situation. I'm certain that she will show you the appreciation you deserve for helping her out like that.
You're gonna be a hero
haha this is great!!
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I just can't believe all of you don't know the term for the male equivalent. A man can't have camel toe or moose knuckle. We lack the appropriate anatomy. Guys either have an elephant head (think ears and trunk) or a frog eye.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbmNodcez_4
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