Gym etiquette

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  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    ^^lolol
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    arditarose wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    BekahC1980 wrote: »
    I guess I'm dumb but, what is, camel toe?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0x6wI

    Wut.....did you just make me watch?

    Is your crotch hungry girl?

    Cuz it's eating your pants

    Catchy li'l ditty, ain't it? LMAO.

    I nominate this for best. thread. ever.

    Just a little song from my childhood lol. Surprisingly this is not the first time I've listened to it in the past month.

    Now that's just plain inappropriate!
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    i can't even with this.

    you go right ahead- let me know how this works for you.

    Sorry all you thick labia-ed women out there- you're going to to have to get the cuchini so you don't embarrass OP

    http://www.cuchini.com/
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    i can't even with this.

    you go right ahead- let me know how this works for you.

    Sorry all you thick labia-ed women out there- you're going to to have to get the cuchini so you don't embarrass OP

    http://www.cuchini.com/

    I weep for women that this even exists!
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  • oh_happy_day
    oh_happy_day Posts: 1,137 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    i can't even with this.

    you go right ahead- let me know how this works for you.

    Sorry all you thick labia-ed women out there- you're going to to have to get the cuchini so you don't embarrass OP

    http://www.cuchini.com/

    I have nothing nice to say about anything on that website. I just can't even with any of it.
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    "Are those mumble pants? Coz I can see your lips moving, but I can't hear what they're saying"

    :D

    Considering the number of nerve endings in that area, I can't imagine not knowing if you had camel toe.

    And here I thought this thread was going to be about not re-racking weights.
  • Yoshirio
    Yoshirio Posts: 242 Member
    Stop staring at her crotch and mind your own business.
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    edited August 2015
    *pulls pants down a little bit*

    Seriously. I know when my underpants or anything else I'm wearing on my bottom half is trying to meet my vagina.


    Also, I think that Prancercize lady should hook up with this dude for a new video...

    k3a9514006.jpg


    ETA: Maybe that's her son... :neutral:


  • mangrothian
    mangrothian Posts: 1,351 Member
    I'm totes gonna follow all this advice when I see guys with mooseknuckle happening at the gym.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    mccindy72 wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    at the gym today I saw a women wearing yoga pants with major camel toe showing. this is an assumption, but I assume women do plan on showing that off(correct me if I am wrong). My question is do i do anything about it? I just ignored it (at least I didn't stare I try not to creep out), do I say something or do I say something to a female staff and let her say something.

    I'm a little taken aback by the fact that you wanted to go so far as to draw in other women to this conversation. Seriously, you were going to report her to the staff for having her pants pulled up a little too far? Oh, boy.....
    When you go out to eat and see another patron with food between her teeth do you call over the server and point it out?

    Right! Reporting her to the staff. Why not just start shouting it out really loudly as she walks by? I mean, I think that's the only other way to make it all that much more embarrassing.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    i can't even with this.

    you go right ahead- let me know how this works for you.

    Sorry all you thick labia-ed women out there- you're going to to have to get the cuchini so you don't embarrass OP

    http://www.cuchini.com/

    I weep for women that this even exists!

    you know- I have come to realize that I as a woman- have labia. shocking. I know.

    And sometimes- when I work out- my pants- they fit around those things.

    And therefor- cameltoe happens. toughtitties. LABIA- BIG FAT FCKFDING DEAL THEY ARE FKCING LABIA.
    EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN WOMAN HAS THEM.

    SO.FKCING.WHAT.

    yeah- I have issues with people who are embarrassed by body parts. WTF people.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    i can't even with this.

    you go right ahead- let me know how this works for you.

    Sorry all you thick labia-ed women out there- you're going to to have to get the cuchini so you don't embarrass OP

    http://www.cuchini.com/

    I weep for women that this even exists!

    you know- I have come to realize that I as a woman- have labia. shocking. I know.

    And sometimes- when I work out- my pants- they fit around those things.

    And therefor- cameltoe happens. toughtitties. LABIA- BIG FAT FCKFDING DEAL THEY ARE FKCING LABIA.
    EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN WOMAN HAS THEM.

    SO.FKCING.WHAT.

    yeah- I have issues with people who are embarrassed by body parts. WTF people.

    Imagine what she does to the guys wearing spandex.

    "Penii!" :open_mouth:
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    DavPul wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    Chieflrg wrote: »
    Why would it be your business to say anything? Ignore her, and others will hopefully ignore you and your body parts.

    I guess I am different, If i have something showing that would be embarrassing , i would want someone to tell me.

    So you're the Great Arbiter of what is embarrassing? Maybe try keeping your eyes high for a bit there, chief

    For arguments sake, why not let her decide not you or me?

    SHE HAS ALREADY DECIDED.

    Y u no think she own mirror?

    she might not have looked int it, do you know evrey thing other people do by a 2 second glance?

    Thank goodness she has you nearby to "look into it" for her. You've convinced me. Next time you're at the gym staring at all the women below the waist, when you see one that has a bit more definition down there than suits your taste, I think you should say something.

    Wait till she separates from the herd, then silently come up behind her, but your hand on the small of her back, then whisper in her ear about how when you're eyeballing her crotch from across the room that she might have a bit too much hoohaa showing and that you're there to help her do something about that hoohaa situation. I'm certain that she will show you the appreciation you deserve for helping her out like that.

    You're gonna be a hero

    Thank you for making my day.
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  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    edited August 2015
    andympanda wrote: »
    at the gym today I saw a women wearing yoga pants with major camel toe showing. this is an assumption, but I assume women do plan on showing that off(correct me if I am wrong). My question is do i do anything about it? I just ignored it (at least I didn't stare I try not to creep out), do I say something or do I say something to a female staff and let her say something.

    I'm not sure what you're talking about. What's a camel's toe anyway?

    As to what others are wearing at the gym, why does it even matter to you? Why would you even think of saying anything to someone about what they're wearing?

    Seriously, I am floored you even posted such a question.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    DavPul wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    Chieflrg wrote: »
    Why would it be your business to say anything? Ignore her, and others will hopefully ignore you and your body parts.

    I guess I am different, If i have something showing that would be embarrassing , i would want someone to tell me.

    So you're the Great Arbiter of what is embarrassing? Maybe try keeping your eyes high for a bit there, chief

    For arguments sake, why not let her decide not you or me?

    SHE HAS ALREADY DECIDED.

    Y u no think she own mirror?

    she might not have looked int it, do you know evrey thing other people do by a 2 second glance?

    Thank goodness she has you nearby to "look into it" for her. You've convinced me. Next time you're at the gym staring at all the women below the waist, when you see one that has a bit more definition down there than suits your taste, I think you should say something.

    Wait till she separates from the herd, then silently come up behind her, but your hand on the small of her back, then whisper in her ear about how when you're eyeballing her crotch from across the room that she might have a bit too much hoohaa showing and that you're there to help her do something about that hoohaa situation. I'm certain that she will show you the appreciation you deserve for helping her out like that.

    You're gonna be a hero

    This. Is. Priceless.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Saving the world, one camel toe at a time.

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    You made my day!
  • LKArgh
    LKArgh Posts: 5,178 Member
    DavPul wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    Chieflrg wrote: »
    Why would it be your business to say anything? Ignore her, and others will hopefully ignore you and your body parts.

    I guess I am different, If i have something showing that would be embarrassing , i would want someone to tell me.

    So you're the Great Arbiter of what is embarrassing? Maybe try keeping your eyes high for a bit there, chief

    For arguments sake, why not let her decide not you or me?

    SHE HAS ALREADY DECIDED.

    Y u no think she own mirror?

    she might not have looked int it, do you know evrey thing other people do by a 2 second glance?

    Thank goodness she has you nearby to "look into it" for her. You've convinced me. Next time you're at the gym staring at all the women below the waist, when you see one that has a bit more definition down there than suits your taste, I think you should say something.

    Wait till she separates from the herd, then silently come up behind her, but your hand on the small of her back, then whisper in her ear about how when you're eyeballing her crotch from across the room that she might have a bit too much hoohaa showing and that you're there to help her do something about that hoohaa situation. I'm certain that she will show you the appreciation you deserve for helping her out like that.

    You're gonna be a hero

    No no no. The best time to talk to her about it, hand on back and all, is while she is squatting. Conveniently placing his head right under the bar would help too :)
  • KittensMaster
    KittensMaster Posts: 748 Member
    edited August 2015
    I see much worse in Wal Mart

    What da problem is???

    So someone gets bunched up workout clothes?

    It happens if you actually work out.

    Will there be a follow up butt sweat thread?

    Will there be towels handed out?

    Staying tuned...

  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    arditarose wrote: »

    Dying. Tears.

    There's a Prancercise sequel. She's got a boo. I think it's about sex.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIXIZ_8aGM8
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    i can't even with this.

    you go right ahead- let me know how this works for you.

    Sorry all you thick labia-ed women out there- you're going to to have to get the cuchini so you don't embarrass OP

    http://www.cuchini.com/

    For serious? How much hatred of women subtly exists that there's even such a product? How many men even worry about their junk ever showing?

    The evens that I can't are epic on this one.

  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    mccindy72 wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    i can't even with this.

    you go right ahead- let me know how this works for you.

    Sorry all you thick labia-ed women out there- you're going to to have to get the cuchini so you don't embarrass OP

    http://www.cuchini.com/

    I weep for women that this even exists!

    you know- I have come to realize that I as a woman- have labia. shocking. I know.

    And sometimes- when I work out- my pants- they fit around those things.

    And therefor- cameltoe happens. toughtitties. LABIA- BIG FAT FCKFDING DEAL THEY ARE FKCING LABIA.
    EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN WOMAN HAS THEM.

    SO.FKCING.WHAT.

    yeah- I have issues with people who are embarrassed by body parts. WTF people.

    Imagine what she does to the guys wearing spandex.

    "Penii!" :open_mouth:

    When I'm out doing C25K, I'm going to start pointing and laughing at the guys in compression shorts. Cause they're doing it on purpose. AMIRITE?

  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,230 Member
    mccindy72 wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    i can't even with this.

    you go right ahead- let me know how this works for you.

    Sorry all you thick labia-ed women out there- you're going to to have to get the cuchini so you don't embarrass OP

    http://www.cuchini.com/

    I weep for women that this even exists!

    you know- I have come to realize that I as a woman- have labia. shocking. I know.

    And sometimes- when I work out- my pants- they fit around those things.

    And therefor- cameltoe happens. toughtitties. LABIA- BIG FAT FCKFDING DEAL THEY ARE FKCING LABIA.
    EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN WOMAN HAS THEM.

    SO.FKCING.WHAT.

    yeah- I have issues with people who are embarrassed by body parts. WTF people.

    Imagine what she does to the guys wearing spandex.

    "Penii!" :open_mouth:

    When I'm out doing C25K, I'm going to start pointing and laughing at the guys in compression shorts. Cause they're doing it on purpose. AMIRITE?

    That's it! They want you to notice their junk!
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    i can't even with this.

    you go right ahead- let me know how this works for you.

    Sorry all you thick labia-ed women out there- you're going to to have to get the cuchini so you don't embarrass OP

    http://www.cuchini.com/

    For serious? How much hatred of women subtly exists that there's even such a product? How many men even worry about their junk ever showing?

    The evens that I can't are epic on this one.

    exactly
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited August 2015
    arditarose wrote: »

    Dying. Tears.

    There's a Prancercise sequel. She's got a boo. I think it's about sex.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIXIZ_8aGM8

    Check out the guy's loose moose knuckle when he Prances! Shouldn't someone have told him???

    LMAO . :)

  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited August 2015
    duplicate post. aarrgghh
  • Sinnister78
    Sinnister78 Posts: 134 Member
    DavPul covered it.

    Nothing for me to add...except I'm going to make sure the outline of my junk is tucked away tonight doing my workout.
  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
    Please tell her....and video tape it!
  • KittensMaster
    KittensMaster Posts: 748 Member
    mccindy72 wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    i can't even with this.

    you go right ahead- let me know how this works for you.

    Sorry all you thick labia-ed women out there- you're going to to have to get the cuchini so you don't embarrass OP

    http://www.cuchini.com/

    I weep for women that this even exists!

    you know- I have come to realize that I as a woman- have labia. shocking. I know.

    And sometimes- when I work out- my pants- they fit around those things.

    And therefor- cameltoe happens. toughtitties. LABIA- BIG FAT FCKFDING DEAL THEY ARE FKCING LABIA.
    EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN WOMAN HAS THEM.

    SO.FKCING.WHAT.

    yeah- I have issues with people who are embarrassed by body parts. WTF people.

    Imagine what she does to the guys wearing spandex.

    "Penii!" :open_mouth:

    When I'm out doing C25K, I'm going to start pointing and laughing at the guys in compression shorts. Cause they're doing it on purpose. AMIRITE?

    Ha!

    Exactly why I NEVER stop at the grocery store after a bike ride wearing a spandex riding jersey and pants



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