wolf spiders and weight loss
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_Terrapin_ wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »
heheheh this reminds me of suggesting to an MFPer one time if I pushed her off a 10 story building she could yell back "My HR is increasing. . . .so fitness!" SPLAT. It would definitely work one time.LaceyBirds wrote: »While not bug-related, I've been thinking about doing bungee-jumping-using-company-with-spotty-safety-record for the exercise portion of my weight-loss program. The thrill of wondering "will I die this time" might be good for a few kcals.
Did you get a warning for that? Lol.
Back then...no. It was a thread arguing how many cals someone burns lifting versus cardio. One poster 'knew they were burning more' just by bending over and picking up the weights 'cause their HRM showed an increase'. People and their gadgets. . .smh.
My heart rate goes up when I watch a scary movie too. Should do that more often....I could probably eat more popcorn than watching a romance because, you know, calories burned and all.
If your heart rate doesn't go up during the romance movies - you're watching the wrong ones! I'm so happy that now I can log 'Watching Hugh Jackman movies' as exercise! Woo Hoo! (Or Chris Hemsworth, or insert-hot-guy's-name-here's movies...)
Although - it's possible the romance there is more in my head than in the movie.... Hmmmm. 0 -
allenpriest wrote: »Let's put it this way. If I have a Boy Scout in my troop bitten by a wolf spider we put some anti itching cream on it and go on. If I have a scout with a brown recluse or black widow bite we head to the hospital. They aren't likely to die from the bite but they're going to have problems.
So, what I've learned from this thread is I just shouldn't take my chances and I should torch them all. Got it.
Yep!
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_Terrapin_ wrote: »How many people have been scared by critters and increased their weight loss? Anyone know a database that measures calorie burns based on being scared?
Depends on how fast and far you run!0 -
_Terrapin_ wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »
heheheh this reminds me of suggesting to an MFPer one time if I pushed her off a 10 story building she could yell back "My HR is increasing. . . .so fitness!" SPLAT. It would definitely work one time.LaceyBirds wrote: »While not bug-related, I've been thinking about doing bungee-jumping-using-company-with-spotty-safety-record for the exercise portion of my weight-loss program. The thrill of wondering "will I die this time" might be good for a few kcals.
Did you get a warning for that? Lol.
Back then...no. It was a thread arguing how many cals someone burns lifting versus cardio. One poster 'knew they were burning more' just by bending over and picking up the weights 'cause their HRM showed an increase'. People and their gadgets. . .smh.
Knowing your posting history, I knew you had a point for posting g the origal post.
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Awww thank you...I think. And that ball still hasn't moved!_Terrapin_ wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »
heheheh this reminds me of suggesting to an MFPer one time if I pushed her off a 10 story building she could yell back "My HR is increasing. . . .so fitness!" SPLAT. It would definitely work one time.LaceyBirds wrote: »While not bug-related, I've been thinking about doing bungee-jumping-using-company-with-spotty-safety-record for the exercise portion of my weight-loss program. The thrill of wondering "will I die this time" might be good for a few kcals.
Did you get a warning for that? Lol.
Back then...no. It was a thread arguing how many cals someone burns lifting versus cardio. One poster 'knew they were burning more' just by bending over and picking up the weights 'cause their HRM showed an increase'. People and their gadgets. . .smh.
Knowing your posting history, I knew you had a point for posting g the origal post.
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_Terrapin_ wrote: »
You can fit a small cat or 3 grapefruit in there. Options. . . always need options.
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LaceyBirds wrote: »You forgot the "Foreward" by Stephen King.ColinsMommaOC wrote: »Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play
Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?
Also, props to Nutmegoreo for creating the chapter list and providing the many funny chapter titles and sub-headings when this thread began.
Awe shucks. It was great to put my warped humor to use, but I really just stole the ideas from everyone else in the thread and compiled them. This is going to be the best book ever!_Terrapin_ wrote: »
Awesome! It would be better if the wasps still lived there, but I suppose a black cat would be pretty cool too
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queenliz99 wrote: »There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.
http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider
I clicked on the link fully expecting to read that she had delayed going to the doctor for an unreasonable amount of time, but "Within two days, she had gone into toxic shock and a coma."
Guess I was lucky! I had a fever within two days and went to the doctor then.
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So recently I visited my folks. While I was there, a large, fast moving wildfire broke out and my parents and all their neighbors had to evacuate ahead of the fire. (Everyone is okay, no worries. The fire changed direction.) However, the pulse-pounding, adrenaline pumping hours spent racing around trying to get animals, stuff and people evacuated? A great workout! Couldn't sleep that night, but I'm pretty sure I burned off about 5 lbs of fat.0
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nutmegoreo wrote: »LaceyBirds wrote: »You forgot the "Foreward" by Stephen King.ColinsMommaOC wrote: »Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play
Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?
Also, props to Nutmegoreo for creating the chapter list and providing the many funny chapter titles and sub-headings when this thread began.
Awe shucks. It was great to put my warped humor to use, but I really just stole the ideas from everyone else in the thread and compiled them. This is going to be the best book ever!_Terrapin_ wrote: »
Awesome! It would be better if the wasps still lived there, but I suppose a black cat would be pretty cool too
I have the top. . . .couple of them are still in there so another pic later this week. The guy who took this one down was only stung once. He had to use a paint scraper to get the top off though.
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So recently I visited my folks. While I was there, a large, fast moving wildfire broke out and my parents and all their neighbors had to evacuate ahead of the fire. (Everyone is okay, no worries. The fire changed direction.) However, the pulse-pounding, adrenaline pumping hours spent racing around trying to get animals, stuff and people evacuated? A great workout! Couldn't sleep that night, but I'm pretty sure I burned off about 5 lbs of fat.
I definitely thought this story was going in the direction of, "and then hundreds of thousands of spiders came out of the woods escaping the fire."
Glad everyone is okay!0 -
kshama2001 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.
http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider
I clicked on the link fully expecting to read that she had delayed going to the doctor for an unreasonable amount of time, but "Within two days, she had gone into toxic shock and a coma."
Guess I was lucky! I had a fever within two days and went to the doctor then.
I remember reading that story in the San Diego Tribune and there was a picture of her sitting on her husband's lap and stating how she was grateful to be alive. I never forgot about that article, it left a big impression on me. When this thread started about spider bites I thought of her.0 -
So recently I visited my folks. While I was there, a large, fast moving wildfire broke out and my parents and all their neighbors had to evacuate ahead of the fire. (Everyone is okay, no worries. The fire changed direction.) However, the pulse-pounding, adrenaline pumping hours spent racing around trying to get animals, stuff and people evacuated? A great workout! Couldn't sleep that night, but I'm pretty sure I burned off about 5 lbs of fat.
I definitely thought this story was going in the direction of, "and then hundreds of thousands of spiders came out of the woods escaping the fire."
Glad everyone is okay!
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So recently I visited my folks. While I was there, a large, fast moving wildfire broke out and my parents and all their neighbors had to evacuate ahead of the fire. (Everyone is okay, no worries. The fire changed direction.) However, the pulse-pounding, adrenaline pumping hours spent racing around trying to get animals, stuff and people evacuated? A great workout! Couldn't sleep that night, but I'm pretty sure I burned off about 5 lbs of fat.
I definitely thought this story was going in the direction of, "and then hundreds of thousands of spiders came out of the woods escaping the fire."
Glad everyone is okay!
Harry Potter Forbidden Forest spiders scene!0 -
justrollme wrote: »So recently I visited my folks. While I was there, a large, fast moving wildfire broke out and my parents and all their neighbors had to evacuate ahead of the fire. (Everyone is okay, no worries. The fire changed direction.) However, the pulse-pounding, adrenaline pumping hours spent racing around trying to get animals, stuff and people evacuated? A great workout! Couldn't sleep that night, but I'm pretty sure I burned off about 5 lbs of fat.
I definitely thought this story was going in the direction of, "and then hundreds of thousands of spiders came out of the woods escaping the fire."
Glad everyone is okay!
Harry Potter Forbidden Forest spiders scene!
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So recently I visited my folks. While I was there, a large, fast moving wildfire broke out and my parents and all their neighbors had to evacuate ahead of the fire. (Everyone is okay, no worries. The fire changed direction.) However, the pulse-pounding, adrenaline pumping hours spent racing around trying to get animals, stuff and people evacuated? A great workout! Couldn't sleep that night, but I'm pretty sure I burned off about 5 lbs of fat.
I definitely thought this story was going in the direction of, "and then hundreds of thousands of spiders came out of the woods escaping the fire."
Glad everyone is okay!
That is what I was waiting for!0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »This thread is making my day. . . .okay. Come on people keep thinking. . . . . .
I know!
Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
I skipped about a hundred comments but I just had to throw in my two cents. Seitan. If you wash your carbs you get Seitan. Too bad it's nearly pure gluten.
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_Terrapin_ wrote: »
Awww thank you...I think. And that ball still hasn't moved!_Terrapin_ wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »
heheheh this reminds me of suggesting to an MFPer one time if I pushed her off a 10 story building she could yell back "My HR is increasing. . . .so fitness!" SPLAT. It would definitely work one time.LaceyBirds wrote: »While not bug-related, I've been thinking about doing bungee-jumping-using-company-with-spotty-safety-record for the exercise portion of my weight-loss program. The thrill of wondering "will I die this time" might be good for a few kcals.
Did you get a warning for that? Lol.
Back then...no. It was a thread arguing how many cals someone burns lifting versus cardio. One poster 'knew they were burning more' just by bending over and picking up the weights 'cause their HRM showed an increase'. People and their gadgets. . .smh.
Knowing your posting history, I knew you had a point for posting g the origal post.
The ball stays...yes, my reply above was a compliment. 0
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