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  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,302 Member
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    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within

    (okay is sounded good in my head)
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within

    (okay is sounded good in my head)

    Oh dear lord. I just flashed to those awful shows where spiders get inside people and lay eggs and.....
  • nutmegoreo
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.

    http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider

    Not an ideal way to lose weight :frown:
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Not sure of calorie burn, but I can now shoot webs out of my wrists, I get all tingly when something bad is about to happen, and I have a sudden urge to wear a red and blue spandex outfit.

    I typically log it as "Cardio: Fighting bad guys"

    PS don't tell anyone my secret identity.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.

    http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider

    Not an ideal way to lose weight :frown:

    Most definitely not! LOL But if you want fast weight loss, there you go. Our next chapter.
  • ColinsMommaOC
    ColinsMommaOC Posts: 296 Member
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    Does slapping Mosquitoes count as exercise? Or swatting flies?
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within

    (okay is sounded good in my head)

    Oh dear lord. I just flashed to those awful shows where spiders get inside people and lay eggs and.....

    I got sucked into the vortex of botfly removal on youTube yesterday. Not a pleasant sight, but fun for nurses :smile:

    Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
  • nutmegoreo
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    Not sure of calorie burn, but I can now shoot webs out of my wrists, I get all tingly when something bad is about to happen, and I have a sudden urge to wear a red and blue spandex outfit.

    I typically log it as "Cardio: Fighting bad guys"

    PS don't tell anyone my secret identity.

    Peter? Is that you?
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.

    http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider

    Not an ideal way to lose weight :frown:

    Most definitely not! LOL But if you want fast weight loss, there you go. Our next chapter.

    I think we had a necrotic limb amputation chapter on page 5. It could be a while, but I feel we need to do another full chapter list again.
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within

    (okay is sounded good in my head)

    Oh dear lord. I just flashed to those awful shows where spiders get inside people and lay eggs and.....

    I got sucked into the vortex of botfly removal on youTube yesterday. Not a pleasant sight, but fun for nurses :smile:

    Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?

    Yup. I've been there. So gross but I can't stop watching....
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.

    http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider

    Not an ideal way to lose weight :frown:

    Most definitely not! LOL But if you want fast weight loss, there you go. Our next chapter.

    I think we had a necrotic limb amputation chapter on page 5. It could be a while, but I feel we need to do another full chapter list again.

    Get on that, @_Terrapin_
  • _Terrapin_
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within

    (okay is sounded good in my head)

    Oh dear lord. I just flashed to those awful shows where spiders get inside people and lay eggs and.....
    I just thought about this recently. Our HS Spanish teacher had a friend who thought she had a bug bite on her face. Yep, it was baby spiders coming out. . . . . . .
  • _Terrapin_
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    Does slapping Mosquitoes count as exercise? Or swatting flies?

    Yes! Doubt you'll find in the exercise category for MFP but if you look up Wild Kingdom and Mutual of Omaha you'll probably see it there(yes this is sarcasm)
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,302 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.

    http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider

    Not an ideal way to lose weight :frown:

    Most definitely not! LOL But if you want fast weight loss, there you go. Our next chapter.

    I think we had a necrotic limb amputation chapter on page 5. It could be a while, but I feel we need to do another full chapter list again.

    Get on that, @_Terrapin_

    Somebody has the chapter list; where'd they go?!? More importantly, when is Ohio State going to lose? All you Big 14(10) fans out there. . . . . sorry this may take the thread off the rails.

    Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?

  • ColinsMommaOC
    ColinsMommaOC Posts: 296 Member
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    Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
    Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
    Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
    Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
    Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
    Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
    Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
    Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
    Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
    Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
    Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
    Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
    Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
    Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
    Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
    Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
    Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
    Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
    Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
    Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
    Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
    Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
    Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
    Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
    Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
    Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
    Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
    Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
    Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play ;)
    Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
    Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
    Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
    Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
    Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
    Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
    Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
    Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
    Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
    Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,302 Member
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    Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
    Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
    Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
    Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
    Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
    Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
    Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
    Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
    Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
    Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
    Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
    Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
    Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
    Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
    Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
    Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
    Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
    Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
    Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
    Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
    Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
    Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
    Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
    Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
    Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
    Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
    Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
    Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
    Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play ;)
    Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
    Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
    Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
    Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
    Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
    Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
    Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
    Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
    Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
    Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?

    Holy......Shazam! Well done.

  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
    Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
    Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
    Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
    Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
    Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
    Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
    Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
    Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
    Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
    Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
    Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
    Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
    Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
    Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
    Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
    Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
    Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
    Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
    Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
    Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
    Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
    Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
    Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
    Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
    Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
    Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
    Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
    Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play ;)
    Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
    Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
    Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
    Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
    Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
    Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
    Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
    Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
    Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
    Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?

    Holy......Shazam! Well done.

    Wow wow wow!!
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
    Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
    Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
    Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
    Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
    Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
    Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
    Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
    Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
    Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
    Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
    Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
    Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
    Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
    Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
    Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
    Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
    Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
    Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
    Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
    Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
    Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
    Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
    Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
    Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
    Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
    Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
    Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
    Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play ;)
    Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
    Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
    Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
    Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
    Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
    Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
    Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
    Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
    Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
    Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?

    Hahahaha! Thank you. I am low on time.
  • LaceyBirds
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    You forgot the "Foreward" by Stephen King.
    Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
    Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
    Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
    Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
    Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
    Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
    Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
    Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
    Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
    Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
    Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
    Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
    Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
    Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
    Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
    Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
    Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
    Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
    Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
    Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
    Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
    Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
    Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
    Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
    Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
    Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
    Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
    Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
    Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play ;)
    Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
    Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
    Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
    Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
    Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
    Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
    Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
    Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
    Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
    Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?

    Also, props to Nutmegoreo for creating the chapter list and providing the many funny chapter titles and sub-headings when this thread began. :)

  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,302 Member
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    LaceyBirds wrote: »
    You forgot the "Foreward" by Stephen King.
    Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
    Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
    Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
    Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
    Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
    Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
    Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
    Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
    Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
    Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
    Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
    Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
    Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
    Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
    Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
    Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
    Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
    Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
    Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
    Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
    Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
    Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
    Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
    Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
    Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
    Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
    Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
    Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
    Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play ;)
    Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
    Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
    Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
    Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
    Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
    Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
    Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
    Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
    Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
    Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?

    Also, props to Nutmegoreo for creating the chapter list and providing the many funny chapter titles and sub-headings when this thread began. :)

    True; we do have room for 40 additional chapters. Also, I have a bee or hornet nest recently dropped off by an amateur 'nest remover' Pics to follow. . . . I hope