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  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
  • queenliz99
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    I was going to post a pic of a wolf spider, and then thought that might be crossing a line. So I will post a link for all who are interesting in facts on the wolf spider (I have not proof read these 'facts' and I don't know enough about them to be able to confirm):

    http://animalstime.com/wolf-spider-facts/

    Thank you for posting this, sounds like I could use these in my backyard because our yard has been infiltrated with black and brown widows. Them b**ches is scary.

    I need something that will eat hornets. My neighbor has a nest and he's a douc** so I'm not inclined to talk to him about it (it's on a side of his house he wouldn't be around much). On the plus side, I found out that I'm not allergic to their sting :frown:
    but there sting must be painful.
  • nutmegoreo
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    I was going to post a pic of a wolf spider, and then thought that might be crossing a line. So I will post a link for all who are interesting in facts on the wolf spider (I have not proof read these 'facts' and I don't know enough about them to be able to confirm):

    http://animalstime.com/wolf-spider-facts/

    Thank you for posting this, sounds like I could use these in my backyard because our yard has been infiltrated with black and brown widows. Them b**ches is scary.

    I need something that will eat hornets. My neighbor has a nest and he's a douc** so I'm not inclined to talk to him about it (it's on a side of his house he wouldn't be around much). On the plus side, I found out that I'm not allergic to their sting :frown:
    but there sting must be painful.

    It was, it burned for about 4 hours after, and large welt. Little guy got stuck in my ponytail and didn't appreciate my attempts to free him. Got me in the back of the neck.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    I was going to post a pic of a wolf spider, and then thought that might be crossing a line. So I will post a link for all who are interesting in facts on the wolf spider (I have not proof read these 'facts' and I don't know enough about them to be able to confirm):

    http://animalstime.com/wolf-spider-facts/

    Thank you for posting this, sounds like I could use these in my backyard because our yard has been infiltrated with black and brown widows. Them b**ches is scary.

    I need something that will eat hornets. My neighbor has a nest and he's a douc** so I'm not inclined to talk to him about it (it's on a side of his house he wouldn't be around much). On the plus side, I found out that I'm not allergic to their sting :frown:
    but there sting must be painful.

    It was, it burned for about 4 hours after, and large welt. Little guy got stuck in my ponytail and didn't appreciate my attempts to free him. Got me in the back of the neck.

    Dang!!
  • nutmegoreo
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    I was going to post a pic of a wolf spider, and then thought that might be crossing a line. So I will post a link for all who are interesting in facts on the wolf spider (I have not proof read these 'facts' and I don't know enough about them to be able to confirm):

    http://animalstime.com/wolf-spider-facts/

    Thank you for posting this, sounds like I could use these in my backyard because our yard has been infiltrated with black and brown widows. Them b**ches is scary.

    I need something that will eat hornets. My neighbor has a nest and he's a douc** so I'm not inclined to talk to him about it (it's on a side of his house he wouldn't be around much). On the plus side, I found out that I'm not allergic to their sting :frown:
    but there sting must be painful.

    It was, it burned for about 4 hours after, and large welt. Little guy got stuck in my ponytail and didn't appreciate my attempts to free him. Got me in the back of the neck.

    Dang!!

    I haven't been to that part of my back yard since. It's been two months. I do need to get over there before the snow hits, but they should be gone by now. Too cold for them.
  • Liftng4Lis
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    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
    There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!

    I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
    There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!

    I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.

    I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:

    Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
    Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
    Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.

    Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.
  • nutmegoreo
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
    There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!

    I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.

    I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:

    Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
    Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
    Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.

    Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.

    I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    I used a bic lighter to kill black widows on a garbage can handle Fire works great for outdoor elimination
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
    There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!

    I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.

    I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:

    Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
    Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
    Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.

    Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.

    I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.

    Glad I'm not the only one who does that!
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
    There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!

    I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.

    I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:

    Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
    Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
    Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.

    Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.

    I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.

    Glad I'm not the only one who does that!

    Highly entertaining when the spider tickles his nose! :laugh:

    queenliz99 wrote: »
    I used a bic lighter to kill black widows on a garbage can handle Fire works great for outdoor elimination

    I hear they make a popping sound. Is that true?
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
    There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!

    I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.

    I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:

    Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
    Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
    Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.

    Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.

    I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.

    Glad I'm not the only one who does that!

    Highly entertaining when the spider tickles his nose! :laugh:

    queenliz99 wrote: »
    I used a bic lighter to kill black widows on a garbage can handle Fire works great for outdoor elimination

    I hear they make a popping sound. Is that true?

    They do if you throw them in a campfire. (Also an acceptable method, @_Terrapin_ )
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    Like popcorn. Is this sick?
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,150 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
    There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!

    I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.

    I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:

    Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
    Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
    Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.

    Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.

    I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.

    A recluse, is a flesh eating spider. One does NOT put it under it's shoe. One electrocutes it, AFTER one uses a blow torch and a stick of dynamite. One MUST be wearing :
    oecyqne1b0sx.jpeg

    One then may have a breakdown:
    hxm2ua20pu8i.gif

  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
    There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!

    I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.

    I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:

    Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
    Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
    Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.

    Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.

    I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.

    A recluse, is a flesh eating spider. One does NOT put it under it's shoe. One electrocutes it, AFTER one uses a blow torch and a stick of dynamite. One MUST be wearing :
    oecyqne1b0sx.jpeg

    One then may have a breakdown:
    hxm2ua20pu8i.gif

    I was thinking about with the wolf spider rather than the recluse, but for safety sake...

    8kvjfgcjie34.jpg

    3th562d3oh1n.jpg

    Of course, when the cat fails:

    0ijxx6wwwbks.jpg

    It's time to bring out the dogs:

    ttdk9hfyv9nv.jpg

  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
    There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!

    I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.

    I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:

    Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
    Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
    Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.

    Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.

    I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.

    A recluse, is a flesh eating spider. One does NOT put it under it's shoe. One electrocutes it, AFTER one uses a blow torch and a stick of dynamite. One MUST be wearing :
    oecyqne1b0sx.jpeg

    One then may have a breakdown:
    hxm2ua20pu8i.gif

    Laughed so hard I cried.
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
    There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!

    I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.

    I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:

    Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
    Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
    Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.

    Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.

    I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.

    A recluse, is a flesh eating spider. One does NOT put it under it's shoe. One electrocutes it, AFTER one uses a blow torch and a stick of dynamite. One MUST be wearing :
    oecyqne1b0sx.jpeg

    One then may have a breakdown:
    hxm2ua20pu8i.gif

    I was thinking about with the wolf spider rather than the recluse, but for safety sake...

    8kvjfgcjie34.jpg

    3th562d3oh1n.jpg

    Of course, when the cat fails:

    0ijxx6wwwbks.jpg

    It's time to bring out the dogs:

    ttdk9hfyv9nv.jpg

    And again. Tears.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,150 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
    There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!

    I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.

    I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:

    Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
    Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
    Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.

    Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.

    I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.

    A recluse, is a flesh eating spider. One does NOT put it under it's shoe. One electrocutes it, AFTER one uses a blow torch and a stick of dynamite. One MUST be wearing :
    oecyqne1b0sx.jpeg

    One then may have a breakdown:
    hxm2ua20pu8i.gif

    Laughed so hard I cried.

    Cuz SERIOUSLY!