wolf spiders and weight loss
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thereshegoesagain wrote: »Doesn't anyone else just put a glass over the spider and leave it for their husband to deal with?
Honestly, I usually pick it up on paper and put it outside.
ETA: I don't think there's too many venomous spiders here.
PSA: I do not recommend googling 'venomous bugs in Thailand' while you are staying in a hut in Thailand!1 -
Anyone tried using FitBite to track their calories lost from spider bites and other scary things?
I think to be accurate you need to check include negative emotion adjustments.0 -
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There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.
http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider0 -
I watched one of these build a nest on the side of my hut in Thailand. I then spent several hours trying to find out the incubation period in hopes that I would be safely on my way home before they hatched...
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queenliz99 wrote: »There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.
http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider
Indeed. Those are really nasty
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Liftng4Lis wrote: »
ARE YOU NUTS WOMAN! I have to sleep. You realize the whole reason he started this thread is I woke up yesterday morning to a wolf in my tub and freaked. I can NOT!!!
heheheheh. . . . .6 pages and my true motive is revealed. But, at this point, the book may as well continue. What chapter are we on?!?
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nutmegoreo wrote: »
Kids, don't try this at home!! LOL0 -
_Terrapin_ wrote: »Liftng4Lis wrote: »
ARE YOU NUTS WOMAN! I have to sleep. You realize the whole reason he started this thread is I woke up yesterday morning to a wolf in my tub and freaked. I can NOT!!!
heheheheh. . . . .6 pages and my true motive is revealed. But, at this point, the book may as well continue. What chapter are we on?!?
Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
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Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
(okay is sounded good in my head)0 -
_Terrapin_ wrote: »Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
(okay is sounded good in my head)
Oh dear lord. I just flashed to those awful shows where spiders get inside people and lay eggs and.....0 -
queenliz99 wrote: »There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.
http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider
Not an ideal way to lose weight :frown:1 -
Not sure of calorie burn, but I can now shoot webs out of my wrists, I get all tingly when something bad is about to happen, and I have a sudden urge to wear a red and blue spandex outfit.
I typically log it as "Cardio: Fighting bad guys"
PS don't tell anyone my secret identity.1 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.
http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider
Not an ideal way to lose weight :frown:
Most definitely not! LOL But if you want fast weight loss, there you go. Our next chapter.0 -
Does slapping Mosquitoes count as exercise? Or swatting flies?0
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_Terrapin_ wrote: »Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
(okay is sounded good in my head)
Oh dear lord. I just flashed to those awful shows where spiders get inside people and lay eggs and.....
I got sucked into the vortex of botfly removal on youTube yesterday. Not a pleasant sight, but fun for nurses
Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?1 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »Not sure of calorie burn, but I can now shoot webs out of my wrists, I get all tingly when something bad is about to happen, and I have a sudden urge to wear a red and blue spandex outfit.
I typically log it as "Cardio: Fighting bad guys"
PS don't tell anyone my secret identity.
Peter? Is that you?1 -
queenliz99 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.
http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider
Not an ideal way to lose weight :frown:
Most definitely not! LOL But if you want fast weight loss, there you go. Our next chapter.
I think we had a necrotic limb amputation chapter on page 5. It could be a while, but I feel we need to do another full chapter list again.1 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
(okay is sounded good in my head)
Oh dear lord. I just flashed to those awful shows where spiders get inside people and lay eggs and.....
I got sucked into the vortex of botfly removal on youTube yesterday. Not a pleasant sight, but fun for nurses
Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
Yup. I've been there. So gross but I can't stop watching....0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.
http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider
Not an ideal way to lose weight :frown:
Most definitely not! LOL But if you want fast weight loss, there you go. Our next chapter.
I think we had a necrotic limb amputation chapter on page 5. It could be a while, but I feel we need to do another full chapter list again.
Get on that, @_Terrapin_0 -
I just thought about this recently. Our HS Spanish teacher had a friend who thought she had a bug bite on her face. Yep, it was baby spiders coming out. . . . . . ._Terrapin_ wrote: »Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
(okay is sounded good in my head)
Oh dear lord. I just flashed to those awful shows where spiders get inside people and lay eggs and.....
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ColinsMommaOC wrote: »Does slapping Mosquitoes count as exercise? Or swatting flies?
Yes! Doubt you'll find in the exercise category for MFP but if you look up Wild Kingdom and Mutual of Omaha you'll probably see it there(yes this is sarcasm)0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »There was a woman here in California that ended up with toxic shock after being bite by a recluse. Her picture was in the morning paper and the most striking thing about this was that she was happy to be alive. She lost her legs, her arms and the tip of her nose.
http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-23/local/me-38748_1_brown-recluse-spider
Not an ideal way to lose weight :frown:
Most definitely not! LOL But if you want fast weight loss, there you go. Our next chapter.
I think we had a necrotic limb amputation chapter on page 5. It could be a while, but I feel we need to do another full chapter list again.
Get on that, @_Terrapin_
Somebody has the chapter list; where'd they go?!? More importantly, when is Ohio State going to lose? All you Big 14(10) fans out there. . . . . sorry this may take the thread off the rails.
Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?
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Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play
Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?0 -
ColinsMommaOC wrote: »Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play
Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?
Holy......Shazam! Well done.
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_Terrapin_ wrote: »ColinsMommaOC wrote: »Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play
Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?
Holy......Shazam! Well done.
Wow wow wow!!0 -
ColinsMommaOC wrote: »Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play
Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?
Hahahaha! Thank you. I am low on time.1 -
You forgot the "Foreward" by Stephen King.ColinsMommaOC wrote: »Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play
Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?
Also, props to Nutmegoreo for creating the chapter list and providing the many funny chapter titles and sub-headings when this thread began.
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LaceyBirds wrote: »You forgot the "Foreward" by Stephen King.ColinsMommaOC wrote: »Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play
Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?
Also, props to Nutmegoreo for creating the chapter list and providing the many funny chapter titles and sub-headings when this thread began.
True; we do have room for 40 additional chapters. Also, I have a bee or hornet nest recently dropped off by an amateur 'nest remover' Pics to follow. . . . I hope
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