wolf spiders and weight loss

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  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Ugh...the headless grasshopper. . . .so maybe Chapter 8: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite

    I think we're up to chapter 10.

    Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes.

    ETA: Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
    justrollme wrote: »
    Is it bad that I'd actually buy this book? <_<

    Nope, I would too! :smiley:
    So, Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes(yes a play with the number 13 which is avoided in elevators). . . . . . .yeah. . .superstition

    But if it's a book on fear then we need a chapter 13! How about:

    Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    This thread is making my day. . . .okay. Come on people keep thinking. . . . . .
  • justrollme
    justrollme Posts: 802 Member
    Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    This thread is making my day. . . .okay. Come on people keep thinking. . . . . .

    I know!

    Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Both chapters work; now Chapter 17 Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
  • Dreamyriver
    Dreamyriver Posts: 91 Member
    I know you've already covered spiders - but I always log my morning 5 minute Ninja Spider Dance - you know, when you walk out to the car on the driveway and have to thrash your way through all the spider webs which appear over night and which you can't see in the early morning gloom until they smack you in the face.

    That definitely deserves a chapter. Or perhaps you could keep that for the YouTube channel.
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    Chapter 18

    Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    edited October 2015
    Face your Fear and Lose the Weight.

    Foreward by Stephen King
    Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
    Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
    Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
    Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
    Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
    Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
    Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
    Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
    Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
    Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
    Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
    Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
    Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
    Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
    Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
    Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
    Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
    Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
    Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse


    I'm not certain but I think Hardtack was Sea Biscuit's daddy. . . . but I digress. . . .and I like the Ninja Dance. . . .definitely You Tube material or for those under age XX we can make a vine(6 second video)
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
  • AspenDan
    AspenDan Posts: 703 Member
    https://youtu.be/ztIEwTsa_X4

    I assume this will help us all lose weight
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    Chapter 23
    Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Chapter 23
    Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse


    hehehehe.....as I sit having a Peanut Butter Smoothie
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Ugh...the headless grasshopper. . . .so maybe Chapter 8: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite

    I think we're up to chapter 10.

    Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes.

    ETA: Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
    justrollme wrote: »
    Is it bad that I'd actually buy this book? <_<

    Nope, I would too! :smiley:
    So, Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes(yes a play with the number 13 which is avoided in elevators). . . . . . .yeah. . .superstition

    But if it's a book on fear then we need a chapter 13! How about:

    Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!

    I just saw this! It could work.

  • misskarne
    misskarne Posts: 1,765 Member
    Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    edited October 2015
    misskarne wrote: »
    Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.

    Yes! I have heard stories of the prowess of the Australian spiders!

    Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Ugh...the headless grasshopper. . . .so maybe Chapter 8: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite

    I think we're up to chapter 10.

    Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes.

    ETA: Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
    justrollme wrote: »
    Is it bad that I'd actually buy this book? <_<

    Nope, I would too! :smiley:
    So, Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes(yes a play with the number 13 which is avoided in elevators). . . . . . .yeah. . .superstition

    But if it's a book on fear then we need a chapter 13! How about:

    Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!

    I just saw this! It could work.

    :devil: :laugh:
  • misskarne
    misskarne Posts: 1,765 Member
    Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming

    Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    I always found tenting in bear country to increase my heart rate when you hear heavy breathing outside!

    Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
  • thereshegoesagain
    thereshegoesagain Posts: 1,056 Member
    edited October 2015
    I live in the land of tarantulas which migrate under certain conditions. Many years ago, I was driving a long country road and came across a migration, hundreds of them crossing the road. Driving over the hairy bas***ds was the most disgusting, creepy, freaky feeling. I still cringe when I think about it.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    thereshegoesagain wrote: »
    I live in the land of tarantulas which migrate under certain conditions. Many years ago, I was driving a long country road and came across a migration, hundreds of them crossing the road. Driving over the hairy bas***ds was the most disgusting, creepy, freaky feeling. I still cringe when I think about it.

    Oh HECK no!
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    thereshegoesagain wrote: »
    I live in the land of tarantulas which migrate under certain conditions. Many years ago, I was driving a long country road and came across a migration, hundreds of them crossing the road. Driving over the hairy bas***ds was the most disgusting, creepy, freaky feeling. I still cringe when I think about it.

    That's a whole lotta NOPE right there.
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    edited October 2015
    Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play ;)
  • vivmom2014
    vivmom2014 Posts: 1,649 Member
    thereshegoesagain wrote: »
    I live in the land of tarantulas which migrate under certain conditions. Many years ago, I was driving a long country road and came across a migration, hundreds of them crossing the road. Driving over the hairy bas***ds was the most disgusting, creepy, freaky feeling. I still cringe when I think about it.

    This is an utterly terrifying visual.

  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    My sister had a tarantula for a pet and she asked me if I wanted to hold it. She said whatever you do don't drop it because their abdomen will explode. Hell no, I aint' even touching it.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    Continue on being squished by your foot? Or eaten by a bird? Because continue on living is NOT what you meant or we're not friends.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.

    Continue on being squished by your foot? Or eaten by a bird? Because continue on living is NOT what you meant or we're not friends.
    Obviously THE BIRDS!
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