wolf spiders and weight loss
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nutmegoreo wrote: »
Yes, with the pictures, from above.
Do I just post all that identifying info right here?0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »
Yes, with the pictures, from above.
Do I just post all that identifying info right here?
Of course, right in this very thread. Don't forget that three digit code on the back of the card...
ETA: Umm, address, I mean, I'll need your address to send it.1 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »
Yes, with the pictures, from above.
Do I just post all that identifying info right here?
But of course! Don't forget your social security number!0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »
Yes, with the pictures, from above.
Do I just post all that identifying info right here?
Of course, right in this very thread. Don't forget that three digit code on the back of the card...
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nutmegoreo wrote: »Liftng4Lis wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »
There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!Liftng4Lis wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.
ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.
I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:
Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.
Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.
I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.
It is my understanding that cats are immune to some of the types of venom. I think it's the necrotic type, like hobos (well, their venom is under debate) and such.
I started out college as a biology major, and one of the few things I remember from that (lol) was learning that most spiders operate their legs via hydraulics rather than musculature and that they use the same fluid for said hydraulics and circulatory system. So if you make them run enough, their poor little hearts don't get enough "blood" and they die of a heart attack.
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?1 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »Liftng4Lis wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »
There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!Liftng4Lis wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.
ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.
I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:
Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.
Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.
I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.
It is my understanding that cats are immune to some of the types of venom. I think it's the necrotic type, like hobos (well, their venom is under debate) and such.
I started out college as a biology major, and one of the few things I remember from that (lol) was learning that most spiders operate their legs via hydraulics rather than musculature and that they use the same fluid for said hydraulics and circulatory system. So if you make them run enough, their poor little hearts don't get enough "blood" and they die of a heart attack.
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
I would definitely die first though!0 -
_Terrapin_ wrote: »
There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THE BIRDS!Liftng4Lis wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.
ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
Having needed three days of one hour treatments of intravenous antibiotics after a brown recluse spider bite did not respond to oral antibiotics, should I ever see one of those again, he's not being saved for the birds.
Pro tip - don't google image "brown recluse spider bite progression" while eating.
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nutmegoreo wrote: »Liftng4Lis wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »
There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!Liftng4Lis wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.
ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.
I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:
Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.
Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.
I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.
It is my understanding that cats are immune to some of the types of venom. I think it's the necrotic type, like hobos (well, their venom is under debate) and such.
I started out college as a biology major, and one of the few things I remember from that (lol) was learning that most spiders operate their legs via hydraulics rather than musculature and that they use the same fluid for said hydraulics and circulatory system. So if you make them run enough, their poor little hearts don't get enough "blood" and they die of a heart attack.
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
:laugh:
Maybe we will end up with a new breed:
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nutmegoreo wrote: »Liftng4Lis wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »
There was a minor panic in the c-a-s-a; he was fine. Just emptied the pens, took him out, let him loose. . . . .for THEBIRDS!Liftng4Lis wrote: »_Terrapin_ wrote: »Brown recluse made a web inside out pen holder. Just let the little fella outside so he continue on.
ARE YOU INSANE MAN!!!? Oh my, it's almost as bad as seeing that wolf spider yesterday!
I'm going to have to reconsider you sir.
I too, am skeptical. For future reference, appropriate interventions include:
Completing smothering said spider under ones shoe
Suffocating said spider in ones freezer, sealed
Flushing said spider down the toilet. Always flush at least three times.
Who am I kidding? I'd get out the flame thrower.
I like setting the cat upon them. Assuming non-venomous brand.
It is my understanding that cats are immune to some of the types of venom. I think it's the necrotic type, like hobos (well, their venom is under debate) and such.
I started out college as a biology major, and one of the few things I remember from that (lol) was learning that most spiders operate their legs via hydraulics rather than musculature and that they use the same fluid for said hydraulics and circulatory system. So if you make them run enough, their poor little hearts don't get enough "blood" and they die of a heart attack.
Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
BAHAHAHAHAHAH! Brilliant.0 -
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kshama2001 wrote: »
THAT would be my pitbull.1 -
kshama2001 wrote: »
THAT would be my pitbull.
Um nope, THAT, is me!0 -
allenpriest wrote: »Relax there. Wolf spiders are harmless and pretty neat to watch.
They may not be aggressive, but anything that looks like that and can bite me and is poisonous? Big fat furry NOPE.
Wolf spiders are not venomous.
As to them being poisonous I assume you don't intend to eat one.1 -
Brown recluse spider bite, crook of left arm, ate through flesh, barely missing that vein they draw blood from. Doctor was scared. Me? I realized I had come up with
Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix0 -
allenpriest wrote: »allenpriest wrote: »Relax there. Wolf spiders are harmless and pretty neat to watch.
They may not be aggressive, but anything that looks like that and can bite me and is poisonous? Big fat furry NOPE.
Wolf spiders are not venomous.
As to them being poisonous I assume you don't intend to eat one.
Are we talking about different spiders? Because everything I'm reading says they're venemous.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider0 -
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ARE YOU NUTS WOMAN! I have to sleep. You realize the whole reason he started this thread is I woke up yesterday morning to a wolf in my tub and freaked. I can NOT!!!0 -
Liftng4Lis wrote: »
ARE YOU NUTS WOMAN! I have to sleep. You realize the whole reason he started this thread is I woke up yesterday morning to a wolf in my tub and freaked. I can NOT!!!
I was just trying to help you burn calories
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