wolf spiders and weight loss

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  • catt952
    catt952 Posts: 190 Member
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    Go on the insect diet. You can buy dried insect snacks on the internet today. Very high in protein
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    catt952 wrote: »
    Go on the insect diet. You can buy dried insect snacks on the internet today. Very high in protein

    *vomits on computer*


    No offense to cultures that do, cuz that's awesome, but in conjunction with this thread.....I can't even.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Face your Fear and Lose the Weight

    "Foreward" by Stephen King

    Chapter 1: Wolf Spiders: Can These Creepy Crawlers Propel You into Action?
    Chapter 2: Cycling with Kamakazi Grasshoppers: Powering Through
    Chapter 3: Bungee-Jumping-Using-Company-With-Spotty-Safety-Record: Will This by My Moment?
    Chapter 4: Being Pushed From a Tall Building: Maximizing Your Losses
    Chapter 5: Scary Movies: The Way to Large Volume Popcorn Consumption
    Chapter 6: Bonus Gains: Desensitization Therapy for all Your Phobias
    Chapter 7: Running From Axe Murders: Renewing Your Passion for Cardio
    Chapter 8: Ghosts: Your Rarely Seen Support System
    Chapter 9: The Ghost Buster 21 day Fix
    Chapter 10: How the headless Grasshopper can Tame your appetite
    Chapter 11: Lose the Zombie, Regain Visual Contact with Your Toes
    Chapter 12: How the Firefly Can Ignite your Passion for Eating Less
    Chapter 13: SUGAR IS THE DEVIL!
    Chapter 14: Elevate your metabolism and avoid these 13 mistakes
    Chapter 15: Pumpkin Spice Might Kill You (because it might smother you when you walk into the grocery store)
    Chapter 16: Laundering Your Dirty Carbs: Workout with the Washboard
    Chapter 17: Why lifting like most bug bites won't get you s-w-o-l-e
    Chapter 18: Tone Your Tush : The Fat Blasting Ninja Spider Dance
    Chapter 19: Anger Management: How Beating a Dead Horse will Quell the Rage
    Chapter 20: Eat Southern Hardtack not the Horse
    Chapter 21: Egg Fast: Odoriferous Appetite Suppression
    Chapter 22: Train and Eat like Boris the Spider Monkey
    Chapter 23: Norovirus: The Ultimate Cleanse
    Chapter 24: Australia: The Ultimate Fear-Busting Bootcamp.
    Chapter 25: Kangaroo Kickboxing: The New Martial Art
    Chapter 26: Bluebottles: The Art of Evasive Swimming
    Chapter 27: Snakes: Your Guide To Jumping, Standing Still, Or Running Away
    Chapter 28: Tenting in Bear Country: Being the Snack in the Ziploc Bag
    Chapter XXX: Spice it up in the bedroom and burn calories with Fear Play ;)
    Chapter 30: Catch and Release Spider Trapping
    Chapter 31: How to Determine Who Your Real Friends Are (hint, they don't support wolf spiders)
    Chapter 32: Hangry Hornets: Feel the Burn!
    Chapter 33: Torch That Fat : Flame Throwers, Spiders and How You Can Benefit
    Chapter 34: Spider Popcorn: Fulfilling Your Need for Revenge
    Chapter 35: Running with the Spiders; Who Has the Heart Attack First?
    Chapter 36 - Trim Those Flabby Arms: The Brown Recluse Necrotic Flesh 36-Hour Fix
    Chapter 37: Imagining the Worst Case Scenario, and Having People Who are Supposed to Support you Broadcast it on the Internet
    Chapter 38: True Motives and Releasing the Spider Within
    Chapter 39: Releasing the Inner Parasite: What's Eating You?
    Chapter 40: If the Dohner Family would have all survived what bug bite would have killed them?!?
    Chapter 41: Chasing Hugh Jackman: Nuff Said
    Chapter 42: Wasp Nest Soup: Your New Favorite Staple
    Chapter 43: Wildfires: A True Housecleaning Workout
    Chapter 44: Spider Exodus: Escaping the Burning Forest
    Chapter 45: Reclaiming the Seitan from Your Dirty Carbs: Can the Gluten Build Your Glutes?
    Chapter 46: Pushing a Large Unmoving Ball: Going Nowhere Fast
    Chapter 47: Dried Insects: Snack Your Way into a High Protein Diet

    Epilogue: Burning it all Down: Homemade Flamethrowers and Other DIY Fixes

    Appendix A: MyFrightnessPal
    Appendix B: FitBite

  • allenpriest
    allenpriest Posts: 1,102 Member
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    catt952 wrote: »
    Go on the insect diet. You can buy dried insect snacks on the internet today. Very high in protein

    Ummm. No.thank.you.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/13/130514-edible-insects-entomophagy-science-food-bugs-beetles/
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    This thread needs a resurrection.

    http://www.pet360.com/dog/lifestyle/watch-dog-dressed-like-giant-spider-scares-the-pants-off-people/KhmiwPrh3Eak5ug86ZHOyg?utm_source=AnimalRescueSite&utm_medium=GreaterGood&utm_campaign=SpiderDog_GreaterGood&extcid=PCDGGARS&skipRB=true
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,302 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    This thread needs a resurrection.

    http://www.pet360.com/dog/lifestyle/watch-dog-dressed-like-giant-spider-scares-the-pants-off-people/KhmiwPrh3Eak5ug86ZHOyg?utm_source=AnimalRescueSite&utm_medium=GreaterGood&utm_campaign=SpiderDog_GreaterGood&extcid=PCDGGARS&skipRB=true

    Cute dog!

  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    This thread needs a resurrection.

    http://www.pet360.com/dog/lifestyle/watch-dog-dressed-like-giant-spider-scares-the-pants-off-people/KhmiwPrh3Eak5ug86ZHOyg?utm_source=AnimalRescueSite&utm_medium=GreaterGood&utm_campaign=SpiderDog_GreaterGood&extcid=PCDGGARS&skipRB=true

    That's horrifying. Funny when it's not me though :laugh:
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    I wonder if she could be trained to chase me through my half marathon. I'm seriously considering hiring someone to dress like a zombie and chase me because, PR.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    I wonder if she could be trained to chase me through my half marathon. I'm seriously considering hiring someone to dress like a zombie and chase me because, PR.

    I was just thinking about the zombie runs and how good they must be for PRs. Maybe next year, it's getting too cold outside to be sweating from both running and fear. :smile:
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    Terrifying!! LOL
  • JulieAnneFIU
    JulieAnneFIU Posts: 125 Member
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    Every year hundreds of frogs cross the road from my grandfathers farm to the field across the road. My brothers used to drive super fast and then "roadkill slide" across the hopping frogs. I've grown to be terrified of frogs.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDpsLPhYSg
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,302 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    I wonder if she could be trained to chase me through my half marathon. I'm seriously considering hiring someone to dress like a zombie and chase me because, PR.
    I can be hired...for the first 100 yards...

  • _Terrapin_
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    JulieAnneFIU wrote: »
    Every year hundreds of frogs cross the road from my grandfathers farm to the field across the road. My brothers used to drive super fast and then "roadkill slide" across the hopping frogs. I've grown to be terrified of frogs.
    And they are terrified of your brother.
  • _Terrapin_
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDpsLPhYSg

    Okay...that is wild!

  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    https://youtu.be/lBxzoqTSILc
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,302 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/lBxzoqTSILc
    So the guy said he only ran across them 3 times. I wonder how many times they crawled across him while asleep?!? Hmmmm. .. . and they eat birds! Ugh
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/lBxzoqTSILc
    So the guy said he only ran across them 3 times. I wonder how many times they crawled across him while asleep?!? Hmmmm. .. . and they eat birds! Ugh

    I suspect that it wouldn't be able to crawl into his ear, nose, or mouth without waking the guy though. So at least there's that... :laugh:

  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,302 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/lBxzoqTSILc
    So the guy said he only ran across them 3 times. I wonder how many times they crawled across him while asleep?!? Hmmmm. .. . and they eat birds! Ugh

    I suspect that it wouldn't be able to crawl into his ear, nose, or mouth without waking the guy though. So at least there's that... :laugh:

    Okay, so no tropics for me.....

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