How is the MFPer above going to die?

Bonny132

Worshipping my boots. Forgot to ensure he was well hydrated. Died of dehydration.

handyrunner

Bonny132 wrote: »

Worshipping my boots. Forgot to ensure he was well hydrated. Died of dehydration.

Haha nice!!


Grabbed the third rail

slimgirljo15

He tried to stop handy from jumping and went over the rail with him

finny11122

Fell off a cruise ship

slimgirljo15

Snorting laundry powder

SLB125

Got ran over by a reindeer!!!

Bawahaha!!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was doing stand up comedy and was heckled to death!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was doing stand up comedy and was heckled to death!

slimgirljo15

Used the nail gun back to front

handyrunner

Knew to much

slimgirljo15

I squeezed him a little too tight

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was passed out drunk from her rocket fuel while camping and was eaten by a pack of hungry Dingos!

handyrunner

Tried to make that last jump on her bicycle

slimgirljo15

It involved a gerbil..bike pump and a belt sander

FabulousFantasticFifty

Kooties!

slimgirljo15

Paint fumes

Alanakrahenbil

Fell out of a hot air balloon

FabulousFantasticFifty

Slipped and broke her neck doing the Downward Dog!

slimgirljo15

Malaria

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's gets bitten of should I say pecked by a rabid parakeet!

slimgirljo15

Lethal injection..put to death after convicted of being a black widow..killed 5 husbands

handyrunner

Microwaved her head

Thisnameischosen

Attacked by a mad man. Beaten to death.

Jacwhite22

Trampled while running with the bulls

Thisnameischosen

Diabetes

handyrunner

Mudslide

Thisnameischosen

Toxoplasmosis

jennifer_417

Jealous boyfriend of a lady who was making eyes at him.

handyrunner

Thisnameischosen wrote: »

Toxoplasmosis

Lol had to look that one up


Drown in her veggie protein smoothie

Thisnameischosen

Was turned into a blueberry after he ate something he shouldn't have on a factory tour. Got juiced.