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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Worshipping my boots. Forgot to ensure he was well hydrated. Died of dehydration.0
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He tried to stop handy from jumping and went over the rail with him0
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Fell off a cruise ship0
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Snorting laundry powder0
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Got ran over by a reindeer!!!
Bawahaha!!!0 -
Was doing stand up comedy and was heckled to death!0
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Was doing stand up comedy and was heckled to death!0
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Used the nail gun back to front
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Knew to much0
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I squeezed him a little too tight
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She was passed out drunk from her rocket fuel while camping and was eaten by a pack of hungry Dingos!0
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Tried to make that last jump on her bicycle0
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It involved a gerbil..bike pump and a belt sander 0
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Kooties!0
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Paint fumes0
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Fell out of a hot air balloon0
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Slipped and broke her neck doing the Downward Dog!0
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Malaria0
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She's gets bitten of should I say pecked by a rabid parakeet!0
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Lethal injection..put to death after convicted of being a black widow..killed 5 husbands0
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Microwaved her head0
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Attacked by a mad man. Beaten to death.0
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Trampled while running with the bulls0
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Diabetes0
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Mudslide0
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Toxoplasmosis0
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Jealous boyfriend of a lady who was making eyes at him.0
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Thisnameischosen wrote: »Toxoplasmosis
Lol had to look that one up
Drown in her veggie protein smoothie0 -
Was turned into a blueberry after he ate something he shouldn't have on a factory tour. Got juiced.0
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