How is the MFPer above going to die?

nukephysicist

Continuous orgasms.

slimgirljo15

Viagra OD..rigor mortis set in long before he died

nukephysicist

Helping others

slimgirljo15

Stroke

handyrunner

Choked on pudding

slimgirljo15

Heart attack when his team lost

g44219

radio fell in the tub during bath time

47Jacqueline

I heard he threw himself out of that window back there (you can see he's scoping it out).

IILikeToMoveItMoveIt

Munchausen Syndrome goes too far...

RunTimer

testing new invention. the waterproof bathtub toaster

g44219

base jumping

RunTimer

double dutch jump rope marathon...couldn't hack it

bubaluboo

Enjoying the view too much and forgot to pull the parachute cord

g44219

fell asleep in the hot tub

jaymvita

Discovered a Hellmouth. Jumped in for the hell of it.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was walking in front of a tall building somebody had thrown a rock off of.

jaymvita

"I wonder what this tastes like..."

RunTimer

massive blod clot:
swimsuit..cotton..shrank in water ..not a pretty sight

Alanakrahenbil

Ran over by a train

jaymvita

Alanakrahenbil wrote: »

Ran over by a train

Skydiving ... But pack was filled with pots and pans and other assorted meta objects ... Survived landing ... But falling anvil landed on her head.

jenmar222

He gets into a dance off with Usher, and while it's a tight competition, Usher has pulled out some mad moon walking that puts him in the lead. Trying to get back on top, Jay attempts a back flip, slips his landing, breaks his neck, and dies. .....

Alanakrahenbil

She watches the man of her dreams break his neck on stage. She dies later of heartbreak

grandslam1965

Fall mountain climbing

jaymvita

grandslam1965 wrote: »

Fall mountain climbing

Enters a Denny's Grand Slam Eating contest. Strikes out.

slimgirljo15

Attempting a flying leap into bed..stumbled and cracked his head on the headboard

grandslam1965

ONS

jennifer_417

Said the wrong thing at the wrong time.

ThatFatAsianNerd

Hypothermia cuz she's just too damn cool. (Wooohooo I'm smooth! NOT.)

slimgirljo15

Under me ..

jenmar222

Visits a Russian brothel while on vacation. Falls asleep during the act. Wakes up and realizes he's been captured by a gang of Russian little people who pull his hairs out one by one, dress him up in makeup, betch slap him to death, put a flotation vest on him, and dump him in the sewer.

(sorry )