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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • grandslam1965
    grandslam1965 Posts: 830 Member
    working in a Russian brothel...
  • Alanakrahenbil
    Alanakrahenbil Posts: 811 Member
    Someone shes tried to murder comes back to tie her up and throw her in a shark tank
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,415 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Visits a Russian brothel while on vacation. Falls asleep during the act. Wakes up and realizes he's been captured by a gang of Russian little people who pull his hairs out one by one, dress him up in makeup, betch slap him to death, put a flotation vest on him, and dump him in the sewer.

    (sorry :cold_sweat:)

    :D:D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tortured..beaten..strangled..dumped in river..think his ex did it
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,415 Member
    edited January 2016
    @Alanakrahenbil doing Yoga stretches and the new "technologically-advanced" material on her Lululemon pants started having renegade resonant frequency out of nowhere, as if it were possessed. The police chalk-artist guy's outline of her dead body resembled something like this:

    40i2hwnaqfnr.png
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Trying to be the new Bruce Lee..nunchuked himself in the head
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,415 Member
    @slimgirljo15 was running after Groundskeeper Willy from the Simpsons because he finished and left right before she could get off. Stepped on one of his rakes and smacked herself in the head with it.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Overworked brain..it just exploded..
  • Alanakrahenbil
    Alanakrahenbil Posts: 811 Member
    Her bed took her as a prisoner and she suffocated
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,415 Member
    @slimgirljo15 it's about the only head or "brain" that's been overworking for some time now. LMAO.

  • michellemundi
    michellemundi Posts: 1,223 Member
    Was put in prison for harassment.. Was showering and a slipped on a bar of soap and hit his head... Dead
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Attempted to Whip/Nae Nae ... Failed spectacularly. Hyperventilated and suffered a heart attack.
  • Alanakrahenbil
    Alanakrahenbil Posts: 811 Member
    Sniffing smelly felts while drunk. Apparently the two don't mix well together, that banana felt can be toxic! lol
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Attempted to invent the newest workout craze "Hot Soul Cycle Extreme CrossBoot FitCamp EXTREME!" ... Cardiac arrest.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Made a deal with the devil and lost >:)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Made a deal with the devil and lost >:)

    What deal did we make? ;)

    Tried out for amateur rodeo circuit ... Lasted all 8 seconds on the bull ... But was impaled on the horns for the last 6.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    She was on Fi-i-i-re
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She fell repeatedly on scissors ..the police say not homocide but self inflicted
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    She signs up for partners' yoga for the first time, and shows up to the yoga studio to find out that her partner is a sumo wrestler, working on his cut and flexibility. Everything is going okay until she has to lift him. She can't hold his weight and he falls onto her face. Her face is stuck under his butt, and she suffocates..........nearly. But he gets off her just in time. Then they move into a new standing pose, and then a bending over pose. And during this pose the sumo wrestler passes gas. The smell makes her pass out..........nearly. But she survives. Then, that night, she relives the partner yoga experience in a nightmare. She wakes up from the nightmare, goes to get a glass of water, hits her toe on the door frame, and dies from shock.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Polar Bear Streak and Swim ... She jumps in the water ... Gets eaten by an actual polar bear. At least he didn't have to peel you.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I broke him ..ooops >:)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Visited the Playboy mansion, grabbed and downed a fistful of blue m-and-ms. They were Viagra.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was my partner after the blue pills were swallowed

    Shagged to death :D
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited January 2016
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Visited the Playboy mansion, grabbed and downed a fistful of blue m-and-ms. They were Viagra.

    Buys the playboy mansion (it's for sale!) with his powerball wins, but discovers it's haunted. Tries to walk through one of the ghosts, but gets knocked out by still-solid silicon implants (silicon doesn't decay).

    Ooops Edit:
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Was my partner after the blue pills were swallowed

    Shagged to death :D
    Took the red pill instead of the blue pill. It ended up being a concentrated form of bath salts. Eats her own face
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    @RunTimer it's about time someone invented that...

    @jenmar22 took the green pill (and since you keep talking about faces, which has been very entertaining, lol) it made her hallucinate and when she looked in the mirror saw things crawling on her face and clawed her face to death
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    taking a selfie on the side of a cliff
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Spontaneous combustion..
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    shark attack
  • Tailgater75
    Tailgater75 Posts: 330 Member
    Trampled by herd of planet fitness members on pizza day while taking selfie.
  • usmc01462
    usmc01462 Posts: 1,944 Member
    tortured by planet fitness ladies for taking the last donut
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