How is the MFPer above going to die?

handyrunner

Trying to steal a golden idol from ancient Aztec ruin. She set a big Boulder in motion. She ran and ran, dropped her hat, reached for it and the boulder ran her over.. To bad Indy

handyrunner

Played hide the pickle with a garbage disposal

ItsMeGee3

Carbon Monoxide poisoning. Left the garage door shut after the oil change.

Thisnameischosen

Wicked witch cooked her in to gingerbread.

handyrunner

Gazed with longing into Medusas eyes

RunTimer

really unfortunate vacuum cleaner episode

handyrunner

Focused on timing that run... Ran right in front of that bus... But hey he PR'd

slimgirljo15

Over stimulation

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jaymvita

Ants in her pants. Fire ants.

reklawyma

Death by pickles

jaymvita

Banana peel, Grand Canyon.

LiftingRiot

ninja assassins

JSurita3

Anxiety attack...his racing heart gave out on him.

jaymvita

Drowned attempting to recreate iconic Flashdance water splash chair scene

slimgirljo15

Choked on a peach...

Stone stuck in his throat

jaymvita

Doing a shot of cobra venom on a dare.

slimgirljo15

Lethal injection..state execution for poisoning a woman with cobra venom

_Sparky_

Drank a big glass of Rocket Fuel.. was really Fuel..

HappilyDistracted

Heart gave out during sex.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Someone replaced the wacky tabacky with poison ivy.

RunTimer

mistook crazy glue for lipstick...died of starvation

HappilyDistracted

Ex took him out from behind after he replaced lipstick with crazy glue... He should have seen it coming

EddieHaskell97

Eaten by an Ewok.

RunTimer

killed by the Beaver

slimgirljo15

Ate a poisoned beaver

sparrish531

Accidental drowning while turtle hunting

slimgirljo15

Viagra OD

cponeill89

Crushed by a falling lemonade stand

RunTimer

Kicked by Donkey