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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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He was in the tub..I accidently knocked my hair dryer in..sorry sweetie
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Ahh!! Why does this keep happening to me??EddieHaskell97 wrote: »
Eaten by an Ewok.
Accidentally knocked herself into the tub...
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Shot down in a blaze of glory0
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Wore his stockings too tight...cut the circulation off ..0
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Wore a bra two sizes to small to emphazise the girls and cut off her circulations0
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Lol^^ a short in his hair dryer0
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A short in her eyelash curler0
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A short in his toys
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swimming with crocs0
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Crazy stabbed him0
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lol mfp nutters tracked her down in Australia0
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...Im not sure but there was a story about a sander, battery and nipple clamps ... 0 -
pass0
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shot for playing his cowbell0
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Of old age
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bungee cord too long0
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Worked out too hard, heart gave out.0
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Cold season..sneezed to death0
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Timer will run to 0 and bam...0
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bought acme product (damn roadrunner)0
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Put a knife in the toaster ..zappp 0
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Put her toaster in the bathtub... We still don't know why she did it...possibly the blonde hair?0
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Center of a field acted as a lightning rod0
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Something supernatural grabbed his leg and dragged him under the bed0
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playing with a ouija board0
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Jason Vorhees0
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Circus elephant0
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Dehydration from uncontrolled running trots0
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Choked on a bone0
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