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  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
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    Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
    happy to have food

    Squirrels are rodents
    Saving their nuts for Monday
    Raisins for Sunday
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    back to the topic
    Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
    happy to have food

    Squirrels are rodents
    Saving their nuts for Monday
    Raisins for Sunday

    queenliz, me thinks you
    are fascinated by poop
    from the squirrels bum
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    back to the topic
    Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
    happy to have food

    Squirrels are rodents
    Saving their nuts for Monday
    Raisins for Sunday

    queenliz, me thinks you
    are fascinated by poop
    from the squirrels bum

    Are those the raisins
    That she was talking about?
    Didn't understand
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    This change of venue
    To the chit chat wasteland
    Feels much like sadness
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    back to the topic
    Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
    happy to have food

    Squirrels are rodents
    Saving their nuts for Monday
    Raisins for Sunday

    queenliz, me thinks you
    are fascinated by poop
    from the squirrels bum

    Are those the raisins
    That she was talking about?
    Didn't understand

    Rabbits and squirrels
    Leave raisins in the snow bank
    My dogs leave brownies
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    back to the topic
    Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
    happy to have food

    Squirrels are rodents
    Saving their nuts for Monday
    Raisins for Sunday

    queenliz, me thinks you
    are fascinated by poop
    from the squirrels bum

    Are those the raisins
    That she was talking about?
    Didn't understand

    Rabbits and squirrels
    Leave raisins in the snow bank
    My dogs leave brownies

    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    edited January 2016
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    My nuts are not old
    The skin I keep them in is
    I'm lucky I am cute
    kkenseth wrote: »
    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute

  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    back to the topic
    Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
    happy to have food

    Squirrels are rodents
    Saving their nuts for Monday
    Raisins for Sunday

    queenliz, me thinks you
    are fascinated by poop
    from the squirrels bum

    Are those the raisins
    That she was talking about?
    Didn't understand

    Rabbits and squirrels
    Leave raisins in the snow bank
    My dogs leave brownies

    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute

    Mine ate cat brownies
    Then she tried to lick my face
    Also lucky cute
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    My nuts are not old
    The skin I keep them in is
    I'm lucky I am cute
    kkenseth wrote: »
    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute

    Need new container
    Glass, tin, or plastic; wash first
    New will keep nuts fresh
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
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    I thought this was haiku?
    Or are we just writting three lines?
    Maybe there should be rules?
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    edited January 2016
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    My dog loved nature so,
    he was very happy to outside once,
    found a truck, :( goodbye Gizmo
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    Allergic to nuts
    Peanuts, tree nuts, you name it
    Anaphylaxis
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    My nuts are not old
    The skin I keep them in is
    I'm lucky I am cute
    kkenseth wrote: »
    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute

    Need new container
    Glass, tin, or plastic; wash first
    New will keep nuts fresh

    Slap Chop I will gift
    As Vince says, you'll love my nuts
    While he chokes hooker :(
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Alluminati wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    My nuts are not old
    The skin I keep them in is
    I'm lucky I am cute
    kkenseth wrote: »
    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute

    Need new container
    Glass, tin, or plastic; wash first
    New will keep nuts fresh

    Slap Chop I will gift
    As Vince says, you'll love my nuts
    While he chokes hooker :(

    Slap Chop cruel to nuts
    Dangerous job hooking
    They are nice to nuts
  • schibsted750
    schibsted750 Posts: 355 Member
    edited January 2016
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    My nuts are not old
    The skin I keep them in is
    I'm lucky I am cute
    kkenseth wrote: »
    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute

    Need new container
    Glass, tin, or plastic; wash first
    New will keep nuts fresh

    I didn't have one;
    The nuts were spoiled by sunlight.
    Now I am farting.
  • schibsted750
    schibsted750 Posts: 355 Member
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Nuts from last Christmas
    must go to make way for new
    ones from this Christmas!

    Where will you put them?
    Dogs evolved to eat our trash.
    But keep them outside.
  • schibsted750
    schibsted750 Posts: 355 Member
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    schibsted750 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Nuts from last Christmas
    must go to make way for new
    ones from this Christmas!

    Where will you put them?
    Dogs evolved to eat our trash.
    But keep them outside.

    To the yard with them
    for the squirrels need food too
    the cat will not eat

    Grind them into paste.
    The cat might think it's tuna.
    Textures can deceive.

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