Old Nuts
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I'm a nut buster
At least my hubby thinks so
Want to be my friend?
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Bumping 'cuz Haikus
Are fun and entertaining
Abracadabra0 -
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Hazelnut, Filbert -
Damned identity crisis!
God! What is this nut?0 -
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oyChihuahua wrote: »old nuts are all gone
the squirrels run around happy
thanks to M F P
Squirrels are so stupid
I sic my pitbull on them
She steals all their nuts0 -
Old nuts resurface
Squirrels will be happy soon
Smug little nutters0 -
Winter brings hard times
Old Nuts can be hard to find
Perhaps from shrinkage0 -
My old nuts smell odd
Perhaps its time I wash them
or maybe vacuum0 -
I scattered old nuts
Under a hawk's roosting branch
Let the fun begin
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azulvioleta6 wrote: »theroses72 wrote: »Nuts were not meant to be used as soccer balls
Tell that to Sancho...!
So, in my culture
"Sancho" has special meaning
four nuts are involved
Oh! That culture is...?
For my dad, who was from Spain:
Sancho is Panza....
different Sancho
in Latin America--
woman's second man
never Panza joke
with Mexicans...whoa Nelly!
misunderstanding
<---Spanish and English
and Argentinian
live with Mexican0 -
Nueces bueno
Different from cojones
Pelotas aqui0 -
motterotter wrote: »Nueces bueno
Different from cojones
Pelotas aqui
muy buen punto
pero aqui hablamos
English and English
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Sometimes a walnut
Blocks airflow through the windpipe
Old nuts turn blue, die0 -
Yay Nuts! Yum and its hump day.0
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oyChihuahua wrote: »empty candy jar
is ready for new nuts now
the old nuts are gone
Why not use candy?
Because sugar is evil?
Best to stick with nuts0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »empty candy jar
is ready for new nuts now
the old nuts are gone
Why not use candy?
Because sugar is evil?
Best to stick with nuts
Nuts have so much fat
Oh, we're over that fad now?
I just can't keep up.0 -
oyChihuahua wrote: »empty candy jar
is ready for new nuts now
the old nuts are gone
Shake things up a bit
Keep a jar full of squirrels
Throw out for raptors0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »empty candy jar
is ready for new nuts now
the old nuts are gone
Why not use candy?
Because sugar is evil?
Best to stick with nuts
Nuts have so much fat
Oh, we're over that fad now?
I just can't keep up.
You can't recall it
Because of all the bad carbs
Dementia awaits
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WinoGelato wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »empty candy jar
is ready for new nuts now
the old nuts are gone
Why not use candy?
Because sugar is evil?
Best to stick with nuts
Nuts have so much fat
Oh, we're over that fad now?
I just can't keep up.
You can't recall it
Because of all the bad carbs
Dementia awaits
Fear I'm going nuts
Because I know I'm not old
Must start keto now0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »empty candy jar
is ready for new nuts now
the old nuts are gone
Why not use candy?
Because sugar is evil?
Best to stick with nuts
Nuts have so much fat
Oh, we're over that fad now?
I just can't keep up.
You can't recall it
Because of all the bad carbs
Dementia awaits
Fear I'm going nuts
Because I know I'm not old
Must start keto now
Thirty now you are
Saggy boobs soon you will have
Why the Yoda speak?
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WinoGelato wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »empty candy jar
is ready for new nuts now
the old nuts are gone
Why not use candy?
Because sugar is evil?
Best to stick with nuts
Nuts have so much fat
Oh, we're over that fad now?
I just can't keep up.
You can't recall it
Because of all the bad carbs
Dementia awaits
Fear I'm going nuts
Because I know I'm not old
Must start keto now
Thirty now you are
Saggy boobs soon you will have
Why the Yoda speak?
Drunk I know you are
On all of the woo koolaid
Cuz thirty ain't old0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »empty candy jar
is ready for new nuts now
the old nuts are gone
Why not use candy?
Because sugar is evil?
Best to stick with nuts
Nuts have so much fat
Oh, we're over that fad now?
I just can't keep up.
You can't recall it
Because of all the bad carbs
Dementia awaits
Fear I'm going nuts
Because I know I'm not old
Must start keto now
Thirty now you are
Saggy boobs soon you will have
Why the Yoda speak?
Drunk I know you are
On all of the woo koolaid
Cuz thirty ain't old
A wise man once said
Thirty is the new forty
Or something like that0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »empty candy jar
is ready for new nuts now
the old nuts are gone
Why not use candy?
Because sugar is evil?
Best to stick with nuts
Nuts have so much fat
Oh, we're over that fad now?
I just can't keep up.
You can't recall it
Because of all the bad carbs
Dementia awaits
Fear I'm going nuts
Because I know I'm not old
Must start keto now
Thirty now you are
Saggy boobs soon you will have
Why the Yoda speak?
Drunk I know you are
On all of the woo koolaid
Cuz thirty ain't old
A wise man once said
Thirty is the new forty
Or something like that
Was the wise man you?
Because I suspect old nuts
May just be jealous0 -
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oyChihuahua wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »empty candy jar
is ready for new nuts now
the old nuts are gone
Why not use candy?
Because sugar is evil?
Best to stick with nuts
Candy goes bad too
20 09's chocolate
what to do with it?
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WinoGelato wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »empty candy jar
is ready for new nuts now
the old nuts are gone
Why not use candy?
Because sugar is evil?
Best to stick with nuts
Nuts have so much fat
Oh, we're over that fad now?
I just can't keep up.
You can't recall it
Because of all the bad carbs
Dementia awaits
Fear I'm going nuts
Because I know I'm not old
Must start keto now
Thirty now you are
Saggy boobs soon you will have
Why the Yoda speak?
Ode to gravity
So cruel as you get older
All things hang and sag0 -
Ode to gravity
And not flying into space
Space terrifies me
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