Old Nuts
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WinoGelato wrote: »First the Peep Cleanse Gone
Now the beard is gone as well
Unicorn Despair
Don't cry, Sparkly one
An oasis exists for
Unicorns and nuts.
Wait. Are all the nuts
or the unicorns bearded
in this oasis?
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Wine and cheese awaits
Haiku no more till later
Hope the thread remains0 -
Derp_Diggler wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »First the Peep Cleanse Gone
Now the beard is gone as well
Unicorn Despair
Don't cry, Sparkly one
An oasis exists for
Unicorns and nuts.
Wait. Are all the nuts
or the unicorns bearded
in this oasis?
Beards are necessary
So are nuts, toasted or ground
Sarcasm abounds
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WinoGelato wrote: »Wine and cheese awaits
Haiku no more till later
Hope the thread remains
Wine and cheese sounds good
All things in moderation
It fits my macros0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »Wine and cheese awaits
Haiku no more till later
Hope the thread remains
Share with your friends, please
Because we love wine and cheese
Rhymed and feel dirty0 -
Me love thread long time
I will bump back to the top
Now i run away0 -
Gift keeps on giving
Can't be gotten rid of yet
Just like those old nuts0 -
If not for gutter
My mind would be homeless, yea
Tho i speak little0 -
Blueseraphchaos wrote: »If not for gutter
My mind would be homeless, yea
Tho i speak little
Gutters: Residence
for stalwarts and snipes alike
for the rent is cheap0 -
English is funny
Peanuts, Coconuts, Pine Nuts
Not nuts (young nor old)0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »English is funny
Peanuts, Coconuts, Pine Nuts
Not nuts (young nor old)
True, they are not nuts
but Sheen, Busey, and Cruise are
nucking futs for sure0 -
Butternut squash has
Zero butter, Zero nuts
And is hard to squash0 -
What is clean eating
Brushing cat hair off stale nuts
avoiding toxinzz0 -
queenliz99 wrote: »What is clean eating
Brushing cat hair off stale nuts
avoiding toxinzz
You forgot to wash
With lots of soap and water
Eating clean? Easy.
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Bird sanctuary
Has a few hungry fellows
that would take stale nuts0 -
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Thread has good advice
About dealing with old nuts
What about the bolts?0 -
Stale nuts lose protein
Have negative calories
No need to log them0 -
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Old nuts, new nuts, hmm
Asking genuine question
Are almonds true nuts?0 -
I had lots of wine
I came back for deez old nuts
Hairy Salty Love0 -
Big old rancid nuts
Must wash them to purify
To feed animals0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »Big old rancid nuts
Must wash them to purify
To feed animals
"To feed animals"
Reminds me of Twilight Zone
"It's . . . it's a cookbook!!!"0 -
LaceyBirds wrote: »Stale nuts lose protein
Have negative calories
No need to log them
I don't log old nuts
I do log all of the soap
Hopefully that counts0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »I had lots of wine
I came back for deez old nuts
Hairy Salty Love
I added extra
there's hair aplenty in here
I checked gutters, too0 -
Blue hair, blond hair, and
All the white hair from my cat
Yemington0 -
Hairballs glisten wet
With sweaty tears of salt
Into the mystic0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »First the Peep Cleanse Gone
Now the beard is gone as well
Unicorn Despair
Don't cry, Sparkly one
An oasis exists for
Unicorns and nuts.
Lush and verdant green
With no room for derp and woo
The sand outside grates0 -
for future knowledge
freeze them, in bags that zip-lock
nuts, fresh and lovely!0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »tin can can't care much
aged nuts can still be tasty
nom nom nom nom nom
much better sans beard
no more scaring the children!
stubble sexier0
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