Old Nuts

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  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Use lubrication to get them working again.

    Coconut oil rules
    At lubricating stuck things
    Or oil slick coffee
  • La_Malfaisante_
    La_Malfaisante_ Posts: 1,064 Member
    I would toss them...fresh nuts are much better
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    No love for old nuts
    Haiku or GTFO
    Forum fun abounds
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
    Old nuts or new nuts
    Only one fact remains for all
    No one likes blue nuts
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    edited January 2016
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Use lubrication to get them working again.

    Coconut oil rules
    At lubricating stuck things
    Or oil slick coffee

    Nut oil and coffee
    Sounds disgusting. Can I use
    On a dry muffin?
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Use lubrication to get them working again.

    Coconut oil rules
    At lubricating stuck things
    Or oil slick coffee

    Nut oil and coffee
    Sounds disgusting. Can I use
    On a dry muffin?

    It would be better
    Investigating why
    Muffin is too dry

    Is it stale perchance?
    And past its best by date now?
    Old muffins are sad
  • nichalsont
    nichalsont Posts: 421 Member
    I had to read this thread just to verify the subject matter. With the subject "old nuts", it could have gone in several directions.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,341 Member
    conniehgtv wrote: »
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

    The joke you have missed
    Humour seems to be lacking
    Take a deep breath, please.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,341 Member
    Moved into chit chat
    Quality of post now lacks
    More haiku now, please
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    conniehgtv wrote: »
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

    The joke you have missed
    Humour seems to be lacking
    Take a deep breath, please.

    Thread moved to chit-chat
    Must now speak thusly: Old Nuts
    Hug, kiss, or marry?
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    This is how it works
    Folks five seven five syllables
    debauchery is best
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    Ten of Ten Would Bang
    Haiku Above Me So True
    Chit Chat Feels Dirty
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    This is how it works
    Folks five seven five syllables
    debauchery is best

    second line is eight
    thats ok you tried queen liz
    haiku 101
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    edited January 2016
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    This is how it works
    Folks five seven five syllables
    debauchery is best

    second line is eight
    thats ok you tried queen liz
    haiku 101

    Are you kidding me?
    What a dummy I can be be
    Did I get it right?
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Lick the salt slowly -
    Savor it. Pull flesh gently
    Into your wet mouth.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,341 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    This is how it works
    Folks five seven five syllables
    debauchery is best

    second line is eight
    thats ok you tried queen liz
    haiku 101

    Are you kidding me?
    What a dummy I can be be
    Did I get it right?

    Now you've got it, mate!
    Haiku your little heart out
    Haha, dangly bits.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    This is how it works
    Folks five seven five syllables
    debauchery is best

    second line is eight
    thats ok you tried queen liz
    haiku 101

    Are you kidding me?
    What a dummy I can be be
    Did I get it right?

    you were right first time
    with the 5 7 5 rule set
    just your line had eight
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Officially in
    Chit Chat. Nuts will go downhill.
    Much like your mom will.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    Lick the salt slowly -
    Savor it. Pull flesh gently
    Into your wet mouth.

    welcome to chit chat
    new world of dirty haiku
    I like it, maybe
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Macadamia!
    Untamed white-fleshed temptress nut -
    My mouth longs for you.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    Lick the salt slowly -
    Savor it. Pull flesh gently
    Into your wet mouth.

    welcome to chit chat
    new world of dirty haiku
    I like it, maybe

    Only MFP
    Could combine both clean eating
    And dirty haiku
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    peppermintpudgy
    you are heating nuts too much
    they may overtoast
  • dozensofthreads
    dozensofthreads Posts: 139 Member
    Original post...
    One too many syllables.
    There, in the first line.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    dozensofthreads wrote: »
    Original post...
    One too many syllables.
    There, in the first line.

    She is right you know
    OPs nuts are old and long
    thus his haiku void
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Burnt nuts! The horror!
    @azulvioleta6
    Is wise and lovely.
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
    "Old Nuts" haiku thread
    Has been sent to the cornfield
    Fun while it lasted
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,341 Member
    Moving to chit chat
    Clever has become tawdry
    Lost art of nuance
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    edited January 2016
    Petition we must
    for this thread belongs no where
    but MFP Sup...............
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Moving to chit chat
    Clever has become tawdry
    Lost art of nuance

    Here in chit chat land
    Nuance has never been found
    So how's it lost, then?
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