Old Nuts
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queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
for this thread belongs no where
but MFP Support
When judging haiku
Bonus points for speaking like
Yoda given are
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juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
for this thread belongs no where
but MFP Support
When judging haiku
Bonus points for speaking like
Yoda given are
Green he is, Yoda
Does that make a super food?
Negative cal'ries0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
for this thread belongs no where
but MFP Support
When judging haiku
Bonus points for speaking like
Yoda given are
I like yoda
If ever you are lost think
what would yoda do0 -
queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
for this thread belongs no where
but MFP Support
When judging haiku
Bonus points for speaking like
Yoda given are
I like yoda
If ever you are lost think
what would yoda do
But he would haiku
Of course, for that is proper
Of a Jedi knight0 -
Art erased again.
Ancient, desiccated nuts
Ashes on the wind.
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queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
for this thread belongs no where
but MFP Support
When judging haiku
Bonus points for speaking like
Yoda given are
I like yoda
If ever you are lost think
what would yoda do
On topic question
At 800 plus years does
Yoda have old nuts?0 -
Woo all around us
Coconut oil and coffee
Taste badly together
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We're talking of nuts
And Star Wars as it would be
Stay on the topic0 -
I ate rancid nuts;
I ignored this stupid thread.
I have to fart now.0 -
Tauntauns enjoy nuts
Slice one open, look inside
Maybe take a nap
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juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
for this thread belongs no where
but MFP Support
When judging haiku
Bonus points for speaking like
Yoda given are
I like yoda
If ever you are lost think
what would yoda do
On topic question
At 800 plus years does
Yoda have old nuts?
quite old, they must be
moisturize with coconut...
gives life, this oil does!0 -
schibsted750 wrote: »I ate rancid nuts
I ignored this stupid thread
I have to fart now
One word of warning
Given by a friend: Beware
Thee the dreaded shart0 -
"Nuance of Old Nuts"
A Shakespeare play, isn't it?
High art into shart.0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »schibsted750 wrote: »I ate rancid nuts
I ignored this stupid thread
I have to fart now
One word of warning
Given by a friend: Beware
Thee the dreaded shart
Ah the shart I know
Stay away far away from
Art shows and Alli0 -
queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »schibsted750 wrote: »I ate rancid nuts
I ignored this stupid thread
I have to fart now
One word of warning
Given by a friend: Beware
Thee the dreaded shart
Ah the shart I know
Stay away far away from
Art shows and Alli
"Art shows and Alli"
Could be the making of you
Art lovers are weird0 -
azulvioleta6 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
for this thread belongs no where
but MFP Support
When judging haiku
Bonus points for speaking like
Yoda given are
I like yoda
If ever you are lost think
what would yoda do
On topic question
At 800 plus years does
Yoda have old nuts?
quite old, they must be
moisturize with coconut...
gives life, this oil does!
Coconut moisture
Does it give old nuts pleasure?
Asking for a friend0 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »schibsted750 wrote: »I ate rancid nuts
I ignored this stupid thread
I have to fart now
One word of warning
Given by a friend: Beware
Thee the dreaded shart
Ah the shart I know
Stay away far away from
Art shows and Alli
"Art shows and Alli"
Could be the making of you
Art lovers are weird
Jackson Pollock style?
It sounds like splatter painting
In orange and brown0 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »schibsted750 wrote: »I ate rancid nuts
I ignored this stupid thread
I have to fart now
One word of warning
Given by a friend: Beware
Thee the dreaded shart
Ah the shart I know
Stay away far away from
Art shows and Alli
"Art shows and Alli"
Could be the making of you
Art lovers are weird
Jackson Pollock style?
It sounds like splatter painting
In orange and brown
People will pay for
Sarah Levy menstrual art
Poop art has a niche0 -
Puppy ate cat food
explosive diarrhea
wall was blank canvas0 -
Thread goes from old nuts
To Jackson Pollock poop art
Yoda gently weeps0 -
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oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
happy to have food
Squirrels are rodents
Saving their nuts for Monday
Raisins for Sunday
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queenliz99 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
happy to have food
Squirrels are rodents
Saving their nuts for Monday
Raisins for Sunday
queenliz, me thinks you
are fascinated by poop
from the squirrels bum0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
happy to have food
Squirrels are rodents
Saving their nuts for Monday
Raisins for Sunday
queenliz, me thinks you
are fascinated by poop
from the squirrels bum
Are those the raisins
That she was talking about?
Didn't understand0 -
This change of venue
To the chit chat wasteland
Feels much like sadness0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
happy to have food
Squirrels are rodents
Saving their nuts for Monday
Raisins for Sunday
queenliz, me thinks you
are fascinated by poop
from the squirrels bum
Are those the raisins
That she was talking about?
Didn't understand
Rabbits and squirrels
Leave raisins in the snow bank
My dogs leave brownies0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
happy to have food
Squirrels are rodents
Saving their nuts for Monday
Raisins for Sunday
queenliz, me thinks you
are fascinated by poop
from the squirrels bum
Are those the raisins
That she was talking about?
Didn't understand
Rabbits and squirrels
Leave raisins in the snow bank
My dogs leave brownies
My dog eats da raisins
Then she tries to kiss my face
She's lucky she's cute0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
happy to have food
Squirrels are rodents
Saving their nuts for Monday
Raisins for Sunday
queenliz, me thinks you
are fascinated by poop
from the squirrels bum
Are those the raisins
That she was talking about?
Didn't understand
Rabbits and squirrels
Leave raisins in the snow bank
My dogs leave brownies
My dog eats da raisins
Then she tries to kiss my face
She's lucky she's cute
Mine ate cat brownies
Then she tried to lick my face
Also lucky cute0 -
Sparky_111363 wrote: »
Need new container
Glass, tin, or plastic; wash first
New will keep nuts fresh0
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