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  • Posts: 6,212 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Petition we must
    for this thread belongs no where
    but MFP Support

    When judging haiku
    Bonus points for speaking like
    Yoda given are
  • Posts: 3,077 Member
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
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    When judging haiku
    Bonus points for speaking like
    Yoda given are

    Green he is, Yoda
    Does that make a super food?
    Negative cal'ries
  • Posts: 15,317 Member
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
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    When judging haiku
    Bonus points for speaking like
    Yoda given are

    I like yoda
    If ever you are lost think
    what would yoda do
  • Posts: 3,077 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
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    I like yoda
    If ever you are lost think
    what would yoda do

    But he would haiku
    Of course, for that is proper
    Of a Jedi knight
  • Posts: 6,034 Member
    Art erased again.
    Ancient, desiccated nuts
    Ashes on the wind.
  • Posts: 6,212 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
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    I like yoda
    If ever you are lost think
    what would yoda do

    On topic question
    At 800 plus years does
    Yoda have old nuts?
  • Posts: 7,088 Member
    Woo all around us
    Coconut oil and coffee
    Taste badly together
  • Posts: 3,077 Member
    We're talking of nuts
    And Star Wars as it would be
    Stay on the topic
  • Posts: 355 Member
    edited January 2016
    I ate rancid nuts;
    I ignored this stupid thread.
    I have to fart now.
  • Posts: 6,034 Member
    Tauntauns enjoy nuts
    Slice one open, look inside
    Maybe take a nap

  • Posts: 4,195 Member
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
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    On topic question
    At 800 plus years does
    Yoda have old nuts?

    quite old, they must be
    moisturize with coconut...
    gives life, this oil does!
  • Posts: 6,212 Member
    schibsted750 wrote: »
    I ate rancid nuts
    I ignored this stupid thread
    I have to fart now

    One word of warning
    Given by a friend: Beware
    Thee the dreaded shart
  • Posts: 6,034 Member
    "Nuance of Old Nuts"
    A Shakespeare play, isn't it?
    High art into shart.
  • Posts: 15,317 Member
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
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    One word of warning
    Given by a friend: Beware
    Thee the dreaded shart

    Ah the shart I know
    Stay away far away from
    Art shows and Alli
  • Posts: 19,019 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
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    Ah the shart I know
    Stay away far away from
    Art shows and Alli

    "Art shows and Alli"
    Could be the making of you
    Art lovers are weird
  • Posts: 6,212 Member
    azulvioleta6 wrote: »
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    quite old, they must be
    moisturize with coconut...
    gives life, this oil does!

    Coconut moisture
    Does it give old nuts pleasure?
    Asking for a friend
  • Posts: 3,077 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
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    "Art shows and Alli"
    Could be the making of you
    Art lovers are weird

    Jackson Pollock style?
    It sounds like splatter painting
    In orange and brown
  • Posts: 19,019 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
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    Jackson Pollock style?
    It sounds like splatter painting
    In orange and brown

    People will pay for
    Sarah Levy menstrual art
    Poop art has a niche
  • Posts: 275 Member
    Puppy ate cat food
    explosive diarrhea
    wall was blank canvas
  • Posts: 451 Member
    Thread goes from old nuts
    To Jackson Pollock poop art
    Yoda gently weeps
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  • Posts: 15,317 Member
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    back to the topic
    Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
    happy to have food

    Squirrels are rodents
    Saving their nuts for Monday
    Raisins for Sunday
  • Posts: 15,532 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
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    Squirrels are rodents
    Saving their nuts for Monday
    Raisins for Sunday

    queenliz, me thinks you
    are fascinated by poop
    from the squirrels bum
  • Posts: 3,077 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
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    queenliz, me thinks you
    are fascinated by poop
    from the squirrels bum

    Are those the raisins
    That she was talking about?
    Didn't understand
  • Posts: 8,578 Member
    This change of venue
    To the chit chat wasteland
    Feels much like sadness
  • Posts: 15,532 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
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    Are those the raisins
    That she was talking about?
    Didn't understand

    Rabbits and squirrels
    Leave raisins in the snow bank
    My dogs leave brownies
  • Posts: 3,077 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
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    Rabbits and squirrels
    Leave raisins in the snow bank
    My dogs leave brownies

    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute
  • Posts: 765 Member
    edited January 2016
    My nuts are not old
    The skin I keep them in is
    I'm lucky I am cute
    kkenseth wrote: »
    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute

  • Posts: 15,532 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
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    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute

    Mine ate cat brownies
    Then she tried to lick my face
    Also lucky cute
  • Posts: 15,532 Member
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    My nuts are not old
    The skin I keep them in is
    I'm lucky I am cute
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    Need new container
    Glass, tin, or plastic; wash first
    New will keep nuts fresh
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