Old Nuts
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            queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
 for this thread belongs no where
 but MFP Support
 When judging haiku
 Bonus points for speaking like
 Yoda given are
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            juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
 for this thread belongs no where
 but MFP Support
 When judging haiku
 Bonus points for speaking like
 Yoda given are
 Green he is, Yoda
 Does that make a super food?
 Negative cal'ries0
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            juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
 for this thread belongs no where
 but MFP Support
 When judging haiku
 Bonus points for speaking like
 Yoda given are
 I like yoda
 If ever you are lost think
 what would yoda do0
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            queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
 for this thread belongs no where
 but MFP Support
 When judging haiku
 Bonus points for speaking like
 Yoda given are
 I like yoda
 If ever you are lost think
 what would yoda do
 But he would haiku
 Of course, for that is proper
 Of a Jedi knight0
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            Art erased again.
 Ancient, desiccated nuts
 Ashes on the wind.
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            queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
 for this thread belongs no where
 but MFP Support
 When judging haiku
 Bonus points for speaking like
 Yoda given are
 I like yoda
 If ever you are lost think
 what would yoda do
 On topic question
 At 800 plus years does
 Yoda have old nuts?0
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            Woo all around us
 Coconut oil and coffee
 Taste badly together
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            We're talking of nuts
 And Star Wars as it would be
 Stay on the topic0
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            I ate rancid nuts;
 I ignored this stupid thread.
 I have to fart now.0
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            Tauntauns enjoy nuts
 Slice one open, look inside
 Maybe take a nap
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            juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
 for this thread belongs no where
 but MFP Support
 When judging haiku
 Bonus points for speaking like
 Yoda given are
 I like yoda
 If ever you are lost think
 what would yoda do
 On topic question
 At 800 plus years does
 Yoda have old nuts?
 quite old, they must be
 moisturize with coconut...
 gives life, this oil does!0
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            schibsted750 wrote: »I ate rancid nuts
 I ignored this stupid thread
 I have to fart now
 One word of warning
 Given by a friend: Beware
 Thee the dreaded shart0
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            "Nuance of Old Nuts"
 A Shakespeare play, isn't it?
 High art into shart.0
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            juggernaut1974 wrote: »schibsted750 wrote: »I ate rancid nuts
 I ignored this stupid thread
 I have to fart now
 One word of warning
 Given by a friend: Beware
 Thee the dreaded shart
 Ah the shart I know
 Stay away far away from
 Art shows and Alli0
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            queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »schibsted750 wrote: »I ate rancid nuts
 I ignored this stupid thread
 I have to fart now
 One word of warning
 Given by a friend: Beware
 Thee the dreaded shart
 Ah the shart I know
 Stay away far away from
 Art shows and Alli
 "Art shows and Alli"
 Could be the making of you
 Art lovers are weird0
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            azulvioleta6 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »Petition we must
 for this thread belongs no where
 but MFP Support
 When judging haiku
 Bonus points for speaking like
 Yoda given are
 I like yoda
 If ever you are lost think
 what would yoda do
 On topic question
 At 800 plus years does
 Yoda have old nuts?
 quite old, they must be
 moisturize with coconut...
 gives life, this oil does!
 Coconut moisture
 Does it give old nuts pleasure?
 Asking for a friend0
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            Alatariel75 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »schibsted750 wrote: »I ate rancid nuts
 I ignored this stupid thread
 I have to fart now
 One word of warning
 Given by a friend: Beware
 Thee the dreaded shart
 Ah the shart I know
 Stay away far away from
 Art shows and Alli
 "Art shows and Alli"
 Could be the making of you
 Art lovers are weird
 Jackson Pollock style?
 It sounds like splatter painting
 In orange and brown0
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            Alatariel75 wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »schibsted750 wrote: »I ate rancid nuts
 I ignored this stupid thread
 I have to fart now
 One word of warning
 Given by a friend: Beware
 Thee the dreaded shart
 Ah the shart I know
 Stay away far away from
 Art shows and Alli
 "Art shows and Alli"
 Could be the making of you
 Art lovers are weird
 Jackson Pollock style?
 It sounds like splatter painting
 In orange and brown
 People will pay for
 Sarah Levy menstrual art
 Poop art has a niche0
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            Puppy ate cat food
 explosive diarrhea
 wall was blank canvas0
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            Thread goes from old nuts
 To Jackson Pollock poop art
 Yoda gently weeps0
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            oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
 Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
 happy to have food
 Squirrels are rodents
 Saving their nuts for Monday
 Raisins for Sunday
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            queenliz99 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
 Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
 happy to have food
 Squirrels are rodents
 Saving their nuts for Monday
 Raisins for Sunday
 queenliz, me thinks you
 are fascinated by poop
 from the squirrels bum0
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            nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
 Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
 happy to have food
 Squirrels are rodents
 Saving their nuts for Monday
 Raisins for Sunday
 queenliz, me thinks you
 are fascinated by poop
 from the squirrels bum
 Are those the raisins
 That she was talking about?
 Didn't understand0
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            This change of venue
 To the chit chat wasteland
 Feels much like sadness0
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            nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
 Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
 happy to have food
 Squirrels are rodents
 Saving their nuts for Monday
 Raisins for Sunday
 queenliz, me thinks you
 are fascinated by poop
 from the squirrels bum
 Are those the raisins
 That she was talking about?
 Didn't understand
 Rabbits and squirrels
 Leave raisins in the snow bank
 My dogs leave brownies0
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            nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
 Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
 happy to have food
 Squirrels are rodents
 Saving their nuts for Monday
 Raisins for Sunday
 queenliz, me thinks you
 are fascinated by poop
 from the squirrels bum
 Are those the raisins
 That she was talking about?
 Didn't understand
 Rabbits and squirrels
 Leave raisins in the snow bank
 My dogs leave brownies
 My dog eats da raisins
 Then she tries to kiss my face
 She's lucky she's cute0
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            nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »back to the topic
 Squirrels play in the yard near nuts
 happy to have food
 Squirrels are rodents
 Saving their nuts for Monday
 Raisins for Sunday
 queenliz, me thinks you
 are fascinated by poop
 from the squirrels bum
 Are those the raisins
 That she was talking about?
 Didn't understand
 Rabbits and squirrels
 Leave raisins in the snow bank
 My dogs leave brownies
 My dog eats da raisins
 Then she tries to kiss my face
 She's lucky she's cute
 Mine ate cat brownies
 Then she tried to lick my face
 Also lucky cute0
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            Sparky_111363 wrote: »
 Need new container
 Glass, tin, or plastic; wash first
 New will keep nuts fresh0
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