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Old Nuts

oyChihuahua
Posts: 422 Member
Left in a tin so long
They taste so lousy and stale
What to do with them?
They taste so lousy and stale
What to do with them?
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If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.0
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Into the garbage.
And your stomach will thank you.
Nut oils go rancid.0 -
Stale cashew nuts
Keep your broken promises
I'll buy more next week.0 -
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The longer they sit
The less difference you will find
Between food and groin0 -
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Gift to Aunty May
She's been in the home so long
She'll never notice0 -
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Chipmunks and squirrels
Can take this bounty of nuts
May needs them blended0 -
Oh my what to do
Stale peanuts in my snickers
Eat it anyway
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Sugar preserves stuff
Your snickers should be ok
Here, let me test it0 -
oyChihuahua wrote: »Rancid they tell me
Nuts gone the way of the wind
Off to the chipmunks!
Beware feeding them
For they are also fond of
Your engine's wiring0 -
Twelve hundred the cost
When the ground squirrels I fed
Chewed the knock sensor
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grinning_chick wrote: »Twelve hundred the cost
When the ground squirrels I fed
Chewed the knock sensor
That happened to me
The wiring harness was screwed
Red squirrel the cause0 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »grinning_chick wrote: »Twelve hundred the cost
When the ground squirrels I fed
Chewed the knock sensor
That happened to me
The wiring harness was screwed
Red squirrel the cause
Two thousand dollars
A new gas tank was installed
Squirrels snicker at me0 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »grinning_chick wrote: »Twelve hundred the cost
When the ground squirrels I fed
Chewed the knock sensor
That happened to me
The wiring harness was screwed
Red squirrel the cause
Two thousand dollars
A new gas tank was installed
Squirrels snicker at me
MFP makes news
Evil squirrel plot revealed
No stale nuts for them0 -
angelalp19 wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »grinning_chick wrote: »Twelve hundred the cost
When the ground squirrels I fed
Chewed the knock sensor
That happened to me
The wiring harness was screwed
Red squirrel the cause
Two thousand dollars
A new gas tank was installed
Squirrels snicker at me
MFP makes news
Evil squirrel plot revealed
No stale nuts for them
I scatter stale nuts
In hopes of deceiving squirrels
They are on to me0 -
The headlights
chewed to darkness
mice.0 -
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This thread is cute
I'm glad it exists
It's made my day0 -
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oyChihuahua wrote: »
6-7-6 - fail.
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oyChihuahua wrote: »
Squirrel hypertension?
Dietary intervention?
Sodium tracking!0 -
Rancid nuts be gone
No nuts better than old nuts
No beating Deez nutz0 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »grinning_chick wrote: »Twelve hundred the cost
When the ground squirrels I fed
Chewed the knock sensor
That happened to me
The wiring harness was screwed
Red squirrel the cause
Two thousand dollars
A new gas tank was installed
Squirrels snicker at me
Bad harness replaced
2K later and it was
Glitchy as hell, damn.0 -
Salty old nuts are
Left in their sack shrivelled
And unloved for sure.
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Jacwhite22 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »
6-7-6 - fail.
It's haiku for those
Who struggle with math things
All are welcome here
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