Old Nuts

oyChihuahua
oyChihuahua Posts: 422 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Left in a tin so long
They taste so lousy and stale
What to do with them?
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  • CyberTone
    CyberTone Posts: 7,337 Member
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.
  • lemmie177
    lemmie177 Posts: 479 Member
    edited January 2016
    Into the garbage.
    And your stomach will thank you.
    Nut oils go rancid.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,604 Member
    Stale cashew nuts
    Keep your broken promises
    I'll buy more next week.
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,604 Member
    The longer they sit
    The less difference you will find
    Between food and groin
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,604 Member
    edited January 2016
    Gift to Aunty May
    She's been in the home so long
    She'll never notice
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,604 Member
    Chipmunks and squirrels
    Can take this bounty of nuts
    May needs them blended
  • blankiefinder
    blankiefinder Posts: 3,599 Member
    Oh my what to do
    Stale peanuts in my snickers
    Eat it anyway
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,604 Member
    Sugar preserves stuff
    Your snickers should be ok
    Here, let me test it
  • grinning_chick
    grinning_chick Posts: 765 Member
    edited January 2016
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Rancid they tell me
    Nuts gone the way of the wind
    Off to the chipmunks!


    Beware feeding them
    For they are also fond of
    Your engine's wiring

    :open_mouth:
  • grinning_chick
    grinning_chick Posts: 765 Member
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor

    That happened to me
    The wiring harness was screwed
    Red squirrel the cause
  • CyberTone
    CyberTone Posts: 7,337 Member
    edited January 2016
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor

    That happened to me
    The wiring harness was screwed
    Red squirrel the cause

    Two thousand dollars
    A new gas tank was installed
    Squirrels snicker at me
  • alp_19
    alp_19 Posts: 54 Member
    CyberTone wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor

    That happened to me
    The wiring harness was screwed
    Red squirrel the cause

    Two thousand dollars
    A new gas tank was installed
    Squirrels snicker at me

    MFP makes news
    Evil squirrel plot revealed
    No stale nuts for them
  • CyberTone
    CyberTone Posts: 7,337 Member
    angelalp19 wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor

    That happened to me
    The wiring harness was screwed
    Red squirrel the cause

    Two thousand dollars
    A new gas tank was installed
    Squirrels snicker at me

    MFP makes news
    Evil squirrel plot revealed
    No stale nuts for them

    I scatter stale nuts
    In hopes of deceiving squirrels
    They are on to me
  • d_thomas02
    d_thomas02 Posts: 9,055 Member
    The headlights
    chewed to darkness
    mice.
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    Yep, this is what I do.

    BTW if you put Bounce dryer sheets in your car it will keep critters away.
  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
    This thread is cute
    I'm glad it exists
    It's made my day <3
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  • extra_medium
    extra_medium Posts: 1,525 Member
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)
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  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe to us
    but who really listens?

    6-7-6 - fail. :(

  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe but who
    really listens?

    Squirrel hypertension?
    Dietary intervention?
    Sodium tracking!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    edited January 2016
    Rancid nuts be gone
    No nuts better than old nuts
    No beating Deez nutz
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    CyberTone wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor

    That happened to me
    The wiring harness was screwed
    Red squirrel the cause

    Two thousand dollars
    A new gas tank was installed
    Squirrels snicker at me

    Bad harness replaced
    2K later and it was
    Glitchy as hell, damn.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Salty old nuts are
    Left in their sack shrivelled
    And unloved for sure.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Jacwhite22 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe to us
    but who really listens?

    6-7-6 - fail. :(

    It's haiku for those
    Who struggle with math things
    All are welcome here
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