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oyChihuahua
oyChihuahua Posts: 422 Member
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Left in a tin so long
They taste so lousy and stale
What to do with them?
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  • CyberTone
    CyberTone Posts: 7,337 Member
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    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.
  • lemmie177
    lemmie177 Posts: 479 Member
    edited January 2016
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    Into the garbage.
    And your stomach will thank you.
    Nut oils go rancid.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    Stale cashew nuts
    Keep your broken promises
    I'll buy more next week.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    The longer they sit
    The less difference you will find
    Between food and groin
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
    edited January 2016
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    Gift to Aunty May
    She's been in the home so long
    She'll never notice
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    Chipmunks and squirrels
    Can take this bounty of nuts
    May needs them blended
  • blankiefinder
    blankiefinder Posts: 3,599 Member
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    Oh my what to do
    Stale peanuts in my snickers
    Eat it anyway
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    Sugar preserves stuff
    Your snickers should be ok
    Here, let me test it
  • grinning_chick
    grinning_chick Posts: 765 Member
    edited January 2016
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Rancid they tell me
    Nuts gone the way of the wind
    Off to the chipmunks!


    Beware feeding them
    For they are also fond of
    Your engine's wiring

    :open_mouth:
  • grinning_chick
    grinning_chick Posts: 765 Member
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    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    grinning_chick wrote: »
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor

    That happened to me
    The wiring harness was screwed
    Red squirrel the cause
  • CyberTone
    CyberTone Posts: 7,337 Member
    edited January 2016
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor

    That happened to me
    The wiring harness was screwed
    Red squirrel the cause

    Two thousand dollars
    A new gas tank was installed
    Squirrels snicker at me
  • alp_19
    alp_19 Posts: 54 Member
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    CyberTone wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor

    That happened to me
    The wiring harness was screwed
    Red squirrel the cause

    Two thousand dollars
    A new gas tank was installed
    Squirrels snicker at me

    MFP makes news
    Evil squirrel plot revealed
    No stale nuts for them
  • CyberTone
    CyberTone Posts: 7,337 Member
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    angelalp19 wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor

    That happened to me
    The wiring harness was screwed
    Red squirrel the cause

    Two thousand dollars
    A new gas tank was installed
    Squirrels snicker at me

    MFP makes news
    Evil squirrel plot revealed
    No stale nuts for them

    I scatter stale nuts
    In hopes of deceiving squirrels
    They are on to me
  • d_thomas02
    d_thomas02 Posts: 9,048 Member
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    The headlights
    chewed to darkness
    mice.
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,576 Member
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    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    Yep, this is what I do.

    BTW if you put Bounce dryer sheets in your car it will keep critters away.

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