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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    Saw the thread title
    Thought that it was intended
    As my new nickname

    I too saw title
    was also quite confused I
    thought deez changed their name
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »
    Facetious phrase to
    create forum click bait. Well
    done. Well done indeed.

    Does click not add coin
    To *my* overtaxed account
    Drained from Christmas past?

    :(
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
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    But...but...the op wasn't a haiku....
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Jacwhite22 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe to us
    but who really listens?

    6-7-6 - fail. :(

    It's haiku for those
    Who struggle with math things
    All are welcome here

    Ahhhh. Yes. I see now.
    Cards Against Humanity
    Makes great haikus too
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,954 Member
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    Let fly a moist fart
    Your nuts will experience
    Aromatic bliss
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    posters not playing
    some being serious too
    screwing up these threads
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    Threads already screwed
    Because derp and woo will reign
    Old nuts burn all fat.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    All this talk of nuts
    One question remains unasked
    Have you tried keto?
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    much disappointment
    innuendo underplayed
    the gutter's better
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    All this talk of nuts
    One question remains unasked
    Have you tried keto?

    ha ha ha ha ha
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    ha ha ha ha ha
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    much disappointment
    innuendo underplayed
    the gutter's better

    That's where balls belong
    Wait, you should aim for the lane
    Bowling is super.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Thread getting buried
    Too bad I'm not poetic
    Need to bump to top
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    don't bump the old nuts
    the can will rattle with sadness
    bring the wasabi
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    My nuts are hairy
    The seven second rule used
    Need a leaf blower
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    Are they castanea?
    Rub the husks off and roast them,
    only nuts of chest
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    I once roasted nuts
    Next time I will be sure to
    Stand back from campfire
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    All this talk of nuts
    One question remains unasked
    Have you tried keto?

    Keto sprang mom from jail
    found my lost shot gun and hound
    and cured my tax audit

    I failed keto
    now I can't remember all
    the number of syllable schemes it takes to do a haiku, dang it.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    peanut brittle, so yum

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