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  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
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    This thread is cute
    I'm glad it exists
    It's made my day <3
  • extra_medium
    extra_medium Posts: 1,525 Member
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    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe to us
    but who really listens?

    6-7-6 - fail. :(

  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe but who
    really listens?

    Squirrel hypertension?
    Dietary intervention?
    Sodium tracking!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
    edited January 2016
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    Rancid nuts be gone
    No nuts better than old nuts
    No beating Deez nutz
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    CyberTone wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor

    That happened to me
    The wiring harness was screwed
    Red squirrel the cause

    Two thousand dollars
    A new gas tank was installed
    Squirrels snicker at me

    Bad harness replaced
    2K later and it was
    Glitchy as hell, damn.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    Salty old nuts are
    Left in their sack shrivelled
    And unloved for sure.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    Jacwhite22 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe to us
    but who really listens?

    6-7-6 - fail. :(

    It's haiku for those
    Who struggle with math things
    All are welcome here
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    Rats are rodents
    Masquerading as squirrels
    Gift them the old nuts
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Rats are rodents
    Masquerading as squirrels
    Gift them the old nuts

    Squirrels are mere rodents
    With better PR than you
    Or I could hope for
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    tin can can't care much
    aged nuts can still be tasty
    nom nom nom nom nom
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    Chihuahuas
    Are curious little dogs
    May have nuts or not
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,064 Member
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    Aged balls of doom
    Fearing shades of bitterness
    Hope springs eternal
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    The forums drone on.
    We ponder, but think of what?
    Food. TV. Sex. Sex.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Saw the thread title
    Thought that it was intended
    As my new nickname

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