Old Nuts

queenliz99

Rats are rodents
Masquerading as squirrels
Gift them the old nuts

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snickerscharlie

queenliz99 wrote: »

Rats are rodents
Masquerading as squirrels
Gift them the old nuts

Squirrels are mere rodents
With better PR than you
Or I could hope for

tincanonastring

tin can can't care much
aged nuts can still be tasty
nom nom nom nom nom

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queenliz99

Chihuahuas
Are curious little dogs
May have nuts or not

parys1

Aged balls of doom
Fearing shades of bitterness
Hope springs eternal

EddieHaskell97

The forums drone on.
We ponder, but think of what?
Food. TV. Sex. Sex.

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juggernaut1974

Saw the thread title
Thought that it was intended
As my new nickname

tincanonastring

juggernaut1974 wrote: »

Saw the thread title
Thought that it was intended
As my new nickname

I too saw title
was also quite confused I
thought deez changed their name

snickerscharlie

Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »

Facetious phrase to
create forum click bait. Well
done. Well done indeed.

Does click not add coin
To *my* overtaxed account
Drained from Christmas past?

Blueseraphchaos

But...but...the op wasn't a haiku....

Blueseraphchaos

snickerscharlie wrote: »

Jacwhite22 wrote: »

oyChihuahua wrote: »

extra_medium wrote: »

CyberTone wrote: »

If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted

Low Sodium diets
The doctors prescribe to us
but who really listens?

6-7-6 - fail.

It's haiku for those
Who struggle with math things
All are welcome here

Ahhhh. Yes. I see now.
Cards Against Humanity
Makes great haikus too

ScottyNoHotty

Let fly a moist fart
Your nuts will experience
Aromatic bliss

_John_

posters not playing
some being serious too
screwing up these threads

kk_inprogress

Threads already screwed
Because derp and woo will reign
Old nuts burn all fat.

juggernaut1974

All this talk of nuts
One question remains unasked
Have you tried keto?

tincanonastring

much disappointment
innuendo underplayed
the gutter's better

tincanonastring

juggernaut1974 wrote: »

All this talk of nuts
One question remains unasked
Have you tried keto?

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

kk_inprogress

tincanonastring wrote: »

much disappointment
innuendo underplayed
the gutter's better

That's where balls belong
Wait, you should aim for the lane
Bowling is super.

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juggernaut1974

Thread getting buried
Too bad I'm not poetic
Need to bump to top

EvgeniZyntx

don't bump the old nuts
the can will rattle with sadness
bring the wasabi

queenliz99

My nuts are hairy
The seven second rule used
Need a leaf blower

EvgeniZyntx

Are they castanea?
Rub the husks off and roast them,
only nuts of chest

juggernaut1974

I once roasted nuts
Next time I will be sure to
Stand back from campfire

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senecarr

oyChihuahua wrote: »

juggernaut1974 wrote: »

All this talk of nuts
One question remains unasked
Have you tried keto?

Keto sprang mom from jail
found my lost shot gun and hound
and cured my tax audit

I failed keto
now I can't remember all
the number of syllable schemes it takes to do a haiku, dang it.

KANGOOJUMPS

peanut brittle, so yum