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Old Nuts

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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    edited January 2016
    Rancid nuts be gone
    No nuts better than old nuts
    No beating Deez nutz
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    CyberTone wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    Twelve hundred the cost
    When the ground squirrels I fed
    Chewed the knock sensor

    That happened to me
    The wiring harness was screwed
    Red squirrel the cause

    Two thousand dollars
    A new gas tank was installed
    Squirrels snicker at me

    Bad harness replaced
    2K later and it was
    Glitchy as hell, damn.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Salty old nuts are
    Left in their sack shrivelled
    And unloved for sure.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Jacwhite22 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe to us
    but who really listens?

    6-7-6 - fail. :(

    It's haiku for those
    Who struggle with math things
    All are welcome here
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Rats are rodents
    Masquerading as squirrels
    Gift them the old nuts
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Rats are rodents
    Masquerading as squirrels
    Gift them the old nuts

    Squirrels are mere rodents
    With better PR than you
    Or I could hope for
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    tin can can't care much
    aged nuts can still be tasty
    nom nom nom nom nom
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Chihuahuas
    Are curious little dogs
    May have nuts or not
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member


    Aged balls of doom
    Fearing shades of bitterness
    Hope springs eternal
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    The forums drone on.
    We ponder, but think of what?
    Food. TV. Sex. Sex.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    Saw the thread title
    Thought that it was intended
    As my new nickname
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    Saw the thread title
    Thought that it was intended
    As my new nickname

    I too saw title
    was also quite confused I
    thought deez changed their name
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »
    Facetious phrase to
    create forum click bait. Well
    done. Well done indeed.

    Does click not add coin
    To *my* overtaxed account
    Drained from Christmas past?

    :(
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    But...but...the op wasn't a haiku....
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Jacwhite22 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe to us
    but who really listens?

    6-7-6 - fail. :(

    It's haiku for those
    Who struggle with math things
    All are welcome here

    Ahhhh. Yes. I see now.
    Cards Against Humanity
    Makes great haikus too
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Let fly a moist fart
    Your nuts will experience
    Aromatic bliss
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
    posters not playing
    some being serious too
    screwing up these threads
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    Threads already screwed
    Because derp and woo will reign
    Old nuts burn all fat.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    All this talk of nuts
    One question remains unasked
    Have you tried keto?
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    much disappointment
    innuendo underplayed
    the gutter's better

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