Old Nuts

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  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    I thought this was haiku?
    Or are we just writting three lines?
    Maybe there should be rules?
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    edited January 2016
    My dog loved nature so,
    he was very happy to outside once,
    found a truck, :( goodbye Gizmo
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Allergic to nuts
    Peanuts, tree nuts, you name it
    Anaphylaxis
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    My nuts are not old
    The skin I keep them in is
    I'm lucky I am cute
    kkenseth wrote: »
    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute

    Need new container
    Glass, tin, or plastic; wash first
    New will keep nuts fresh

    Slap Chop I will gift
    As Vince says, you'll love my nuts
    While he chokes hooker :(
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    Alluminati wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    My nuts are not old
    The skin I keep them in is
    I'm lucky I am cute
    kkenseth wrote: »
    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute

    Need new container
    Glass, tin, or plastic; wash first
    New will keep nuts fresh

    Slap Chop I will gift
    As Vince says, you'll love my nuts
    While he chokes hooker :(

    Slap Chop cruel to nuts
    Dangerous job hooking
    They are nice to nuts
  • schibsted750
    schibsted750 Posts: 355 Member
    edited January 2016
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    My nuts are not old
    The skin I keep them in is
    I'm lucky I am cute
    kkenseth wrote: »
    My dog eats da raisins
    Then she tries to kiss my face
    She's lucky she's cute

    Need new container
    Glass, tin, or plastic; wash first
    New will keep nuts fresh

    I didn't have one;
    The nuts were spoiled by sunlight.
    Now I am farting.
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  • schibsted750
    schibsted750 Posts: 355 Member
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Nuts from last Christmas
    must go to make way for new
    ones from this Christmas!

    Where will you put them?
    Dogs evolved to eat our trash.
    But keep them outside.
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  • schibsted750
    schibsted750 Posts: 355 Member
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    schibsted750 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Nuts from last Christmas
    must go to make way for new
    ones from this Christmas!

    Where will you put them?
    Dogs evolved to eat our trash.
    But keep them outside.

    To the yard with them
    for the squirrels need food too
    the cat will not eat

    Grind them into paste.
    The cat might think it's tuna.
    Textures can deceive.
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    Walks in late,
    doesnt understand the rules
    leaves
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
    My cats played soccer
    With an old nut that I dropped.
    Sancho made a goal.
  • theroses72
    theroses72 Posts: 79 Member
    Nuts were not meant to be used as soccer balls
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
    theroses72 wrote: »
    Nuts were not meant to be used as soccer balls

    Tell that to Sancho...!
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    Walks in late,
    doesnt understand the rules
    leaves

    frequently, people
    are really thick
    not much fun at all
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    ejbronte wrote: »
    theroses72 wrote: »
    Nuts were not meant to be used as soccer balls

    Tell that to Sancho...!

    So, in my culture
    "Sancho" has special meaning
    four nuts are involved
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    azulvioleta6 wrote: »
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    Walks in late,
    doesnt understand the rules
    leaves

    frequently, people <---5 syllables
    are really thick <---7 syllables
    not much fun at all <---5 syllables

  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    azulvioleta6 wrote: »

    quite old, they must be
    moisturize with coconut...
    gives life, this oil does!

    Coconut moisture
    Does it give old nuts pleasure?
    Asking for a friend

    oh yeah, sure you are :)
    this is always the story
    hydration is good!
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
    edited January 2016
    azulvioleta6 wrote: »
    ejbronte wrote: »
    theroses72 wrote: »
    Nuts were not meant to be used as soccer balls

    Tell that to Sancho...!

    So, in my culture
    "Sancho" has special meaning
    four nuts are involved

    Oh! That culture is...?
    For my dad, who was from Spain:
    Sancho is Panza....
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    HOW ABOUT SVETTY BALLS?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,232 Member
    More and more posters
    So desperate to talk of balls
    Point of thread ignored
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Alatariel
    In chit chat all bets are off
    Some peeps don't get it.
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Alatariel
    In chit chat all bets are off
    Some peeps don't get it.

    I have a big sad
    That we can't have nice things here
    The wit is all lost.
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
    Do not shed thy tears
    Wit abounds on MFP
    Seek and ye shall find
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    Have some cheer KK
    Old nuts better than crushed nuts
    They only hang low
  • dozensofthreads
    dozensofthreads Posts: 139 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Allergic to nuts
    Peanuts, tree nuts, you name it
    Anaphylaxis

    I should not have laughed...
    But, in reading the last line,
    Spit drink out my nose.
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  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    Notifications
    Bring news of new posts to old nuts
    And smile to my face
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    it brings tears to eyes
    and joy to the heart to think
    nuts get attention

    Tears to eyes you say?
    Me thinks something other "cries"
    at nut attention
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    it brings tears to eyes
    and joy to the heart to think
    nuts get attention

    Tears to eyes you say?
    Me thinks something other "cries"
    at nut attention

    Creamy nut butter
    Tastes so good on toasted bread
    Add some jam for fun

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